Best Selling Books by George Carlin

Sometimes, a little brain damage can help. A book of original humor pieces by beloved comic George Carlin. Filled with thoughts, musings, questions, lists, beliefs, curiosities, monologues, assertions, assumptions, and other verbal ordeals, Brain Droppings is infectiously funny. Also included are two timeless monologues, "A Place for Your Stuff" and "Baseball-Football." Readers will get an inside look into Carlin''s mind, and they won''t be disappointed by what they find: I buy stamps by mail. It works OK until I run out of stamps. What year did Jesus Christ think it was? A tree: first you chop it down, then you chop it up. Have you ever noticed the lawyer is always smiling more than the client? I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. If you ever have chicken at lunch and chicken at dinner, do you ever wonder if the two chickens knew each other? Carlin demolishes everyday values and yet leaves you laughing out loud.

This ebook features added multimedia content: an interview with George Carlin’s daughter Kelly about life with her dad, and a tribute video with interviews with Susie Essman, Michael Ian Black, Richard Belzer, George Wendt, and Jeffrey Ross, who talk about Carlin’s incredible ability to make people laugh. One of the undisputed heavyweight champions of American comedy, with nineteen appearances on the Johnny Carson show, thirteen HBO specials, five Grammys, and a critical Supreme Court battle over censorship under his belt, George Carlin saw it all throughout his extraordinary fifty-year career, and made fun of most of it. Last Words is the story of the man behind some of the most seminal comedy of the last half century, blending his signature acerbic humor with never-before-told stories from his own life, including encounters with a Who’s Who of 1970s celebrity—from Lenny Bruce to Hugh Hefner—and the origins of some of his most famous standup routines. Carlin’s early conflicts, his long struggle with substance abuse, his turbulent relationships with his family, and his triumphs over catastrophic setbacks all fueled the unique comedic worldview he brought to the stage. From the heights of stardom to the low points few knew about, Last Words is told with the same razor-sharp wit and unblinking honesty that made Carlin one of the best-loved comedians in American history

On the heels of George Carlin''s #1 New York Times bestseller Napalm & Silly Putty comes When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? -- infused with Carlin''s trademark irreverent humor and biting cultural observations. Here we go again . . . George Carlin''s hilarious When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? offers his cutting-edge opinions and observational humor on everything from evasive euphemistic language to politicians to the media to dead people. Nothing and no one is safe! Despite the current climate of political correctness, Carlin is not afraid to take on controversial topics: Carlin on the media: The media comprises equal parts business, politics, advertising, public relations, and show business. Nice combination. Enough bull for Texas to open a chain of branch offices. Carlin on the battle of the sexes: Here''s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. Carlin on hygiene: When did they pass a law that says the people who make my sandwich have to be wearing gloves? I''m not comfortable with this. I don''t want glove residue all over my food; it''s not sanitary. Who knows where these gloves have been? Carlin on evasive language: Just to demonstrate how far using euphemisms in language has gone, some psychologists are now actually referring to ugly people as those with "severe appearance deficits." Hey, Doctor. How''s that for "denial"? Carlin on politics: No self-respecting politician would ever admit to working in the government. They prefer to think of themselves "serving the nation." To help visualize the service they provide the country, you may wish to picture the things that take place on a stud farm. The thinking person''s comic who uses words as weapons, Carlin puts voice to issues that capture the modern imagination. For instance, why are there Ten Commandments? Are UFOs real? What will the future really be like? This brand-new collection tackles all that and more. In When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? Carlin''s razor-sharp observations demolish everyday values and leave you laughing out loud--delivering exactly what his countless fans have been waiting for.

With his signature dark and daring humor drawn from everyday life, the world at large, and the vagaries of the English language, George Carlin offers his creative finest in The Best of Braindroppings. From the random braindropping ("When you sneeze, all the numbers in your head go up by one.") to favorite oxymorons ("holy war," for one), and from questions to ponder ("Why are there no B batteries?" for instance) to his classic monologue comparing baseball and football, this little book packs in a lot of laughs.

A hilarious new collection of razor-sharp observations from the New York Times bestselling author of Brain Droppings. Few comics make the transition from stage to page as smoothly or successfully as George Carlin. Brain Droppings spent a total of 40 weeks on the New York Times bestseller list, and this new one is certain to tickle even more ribs (and rattle a few more cages) with its characteristically ironic take on life''s annoying universal truths. In Napalm & Silly Putty, Carlin doesn''t steer clear of the tough issues, preferring instead to look life boldly in the eye to pose the questions few dare to ask: How can it be a spy satellite if they announce on TV that it''s a spy satellite? Why do they bother saying "raw sewage"? Do some people cook that stuff? In the expression "topsy-turvy," what exactly is meant by "turvy"? And he makes some startling observations, including: Most people with low self-esteem have earned it. Guys don''t seem to be called "Lefty" anymore. Most people don''t know what they''re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it. Carlin also waxes wickedly philosophical on all sorts of subjects, including: KIDS--They''re not all cute. In fact, if you look at them closely, some of them are rather unpleasant looking. And a lot of them don''t smell too good either. DEATH ROW--If you''re condemned to die they have to give you one last meal of your own request. What is that all about? A group of people plan to kill you, so they want you to eat something you like? Add to the mix "The Ten Most Embarrassing Songs of All Time," "The 20th Century Hostility Scoreboard," and "People I Can Do Without," and you have an irresistibly insouciant assortment of musings, questions, assertions, and assumptions guaranteed to please the millions of fans waiting for the next Carlin collection--and the millions more waiting to discover this comic genius.

A new collection of greatest hits from one of the greatest comedians of our time, George Carlin, now the subject of the HBO documentary George Carlin’s American Dream, directed by Judd Apatow and Michael Bonfiglio George Carlin was: “a true, true artist” (Chris Rock)…”the master” (Jon Stewart)…“one of the Mount Rushmore guys in our profession” (Jerry Seinfeld)…“the comedian’s comedian” (Jay Leno)…“an icon for comedy” (Margaret Cho)…”a deep thinker and a very, very funny man” (Lily Tomlin)…“one of my heroes” (Stephen Colbert)…“brilliant” (Joan Rivers)… You can’t talk about comedy legends without talking George Carlin. Named the greatest standup of all time by XM Radio’s “All Time Comedy Greats” (and #2 by both Comedy Central and Rolling Stone), Carlin garnered multiple gold records, 4 Grammys, 6 Emmy nominations, and the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. He was the first host of SNL, appeared on the Tonight Show some 130 times, and acted in beloved films like Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure and Dogma. Dubbed “the dean of counterculture comedians,” there was no one like George Carlin. Featuring a foreword by Lewis Black and an introduction by Carlin''s longtime best friend and manager, A Modern Man is a perfect introduction for new fans and a must-have for longtime fans, showcasing the longevity, range, and—above all—hilarity of the master. Filled with thoughts, musings, questions, lists, beliefs, curiosities, monologues, assertions, assumptions, and other delicious verbal ordeals, it is drop-dead funny tour through Carlin’s singular mind. More than ten years after his death, Carlin’s characteristically ironic takes on life''s annoying universal truths remain thoughtful, fearless, and somehow more relevant than ever.

A perfectly gift-able, perfectly cynical, slipcased omnibus of George Carlin''s trademark irreverence--including bonus never-before-published material. For four decades, George Carlin has been one of America''s favorite comics, known as much for his willingness to take on taboo subjects as for his absurdist wordplay. As an author, he has proved equally popular: With combined sales of more than two million copies, Carlin''s three books of razor-sharp and hilarious observations have topped bestseller lists nationwide. Now, just in time for the holidays, Hyperion proudly collects all three volumes -- When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, Napalm and Silly Putty, and Brain Droppings -- into one hilarious omnibus, a slipcased edition that also includes new material.

Consider yourself forewarned: The George Carlin Uncensored 2007 Calendar holds nothing back. Each page contains an excerpt from Brain Droppings, Napalm & Silly Putty, or When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, including those "seven words" and more, letting readers experience Carlin''s trademark humor full blast. George Carlin''s three best-selling books boast more than two million copies sold. Carlin has managed to stay on top of the comedy world for more than twenty years, commanding standing-room-only audiences, headlining more HBO specials than any other comic, and boasts eighteen hit comedy albums, three Grammys, six Cable Ace Awards, and thirteen solo HBO comedy specials.

A compilation of three of the popular comedian''s irreverent observations about life with more than thirty pages of bonus material.

"One of the best ways to critique a culture is to examine its language. This timely book is the first and only to pair two unconventional thinkers who strove to illuminate the darker corners of our culture: the subversive comedian George Carlin and the renegade founder of archetypal psychology, James Hillman. Its aim is to demonstrate, through the minds of these equally rebellious, unconventional, nonconforming, and controversial men, the effect that language has on our modern culture, and vice versa. Carlin was more than just a hilarious and clever comedian. He deserves to be recognized as an intelligent and subversive thinker who deeply understood the human psyche and modern culture. His style and method of thinking were as penetrating and honest as a skilled psychologist''s. Hillman spent much of his career criticizing the profession of psychology as well as American culture in general. His work is intellectually demanding and the tone is usually serious and often combative"--

An autobiography that the late comedian nearly completed before he died chronicles his storied career, during which he pushed the boundaries of comedy and language and influenced several generations of performers.

A la suite de ses deux livres, best-sellers du New York Times, Brain Droppings et Napalm et Silly Putty, voici le troisième livre de Georges Carlin, Quand Jésus apportera-t-il les côtelettes de porc ?, un voyage irrévérencieux au cœur de la pensée de l''un des plus importants observateurs humoristiques des Etats-Unis. Allant de son côté absurde (Message d''une blatte ; Actualités : la mort de Humpty Dumpty) à son oreille infaillible, attentive au discours américains (Discours de politicien ; de tout et de rien ; 13 sections d''euphémismes) en passant par sa vision généreuse de l''Amérique et de ses valeurs (Dieu, la guerre et d''autres trucs de ce genre ; Tolérance zéro), l''irrévérence et l''iconoclasme légendaires de George Carlin sont exposés sans censure alors qu''il parcourt en vain les Etats-Unis en quête de signes d''intelligence.

Look into the life and philosophy of Kingsport, Tennessee''s own Harry Bowyer. Once a soldier, then a lawyer and acting judge, Harry walked away from his comfortable way of life when he found God and began to serve Him. For mature audiences because of language... Part Three of Three. A portion of proceeds will benefit Harry.

Polémica, irreverente e provocadora, esta obra consegue ofender ao mesmo tempo cristãos, muçulmanos, judeus e vegetarianos, segundo o autor. Com uma carreira iniciada nos anos 60, dotado de um poder de observação sobre-humano aliado a uma irreverência que roça as fronteiras do mau génio, George Carlin expõe neste livro a sua visão do mundo. Explica-nos por que razão muitos homossexuais se recusam a sair do armário (porque gostam de roupa), elucida-nos acerca das vantagens de ter um treinador impessoal (encontram-se no ginásio, o treinador faz exercício e George vai para casa), alertando-nos ainda para a dificuldade de praticar apertos de mão sozinho ou facilitando-nos a vida ao reduzir os dez mandamentos a dois.

本书分为:脑袋“便”一下、卡林语录、卡林爱运动、卡林英文补习班四部分,内容包括奇想、笑话、喜剧、意见等。