Best Selling Books by Andrew Kaufman

All Tom''s friends really are superheroes. There''s the Ear, the Spooner, the Impossible Man. Tom even married a superhero, the Perfectionist. But at their wedding, the Perfectionist was hypnotized (by ex-boyfriend Hypno, of course) to believe that Tom is invisible. Nothing he does can make her see him. Six months later, she''s sure that Tom has abandoned her. So she''s moving to Vancouver. She''ll use her superpower to make Vancouver perfect and leave all the heartbreak in Toronto. With no idea Tom''s beside her, she boards an airplane in Toronto. Tom has until the wheels touch the ground in Vancouver to convince her he''s visible, or he loses her forever.

Achieve optimal results in reconstructive surgery involving flaps and grafts with this up-to-date reference written by leading dermatologic surgeons. Using a systematic approach, Flaps and Grafts in Dermatologic Surgery, Second Edition, by Drs. Thomas E. Rohrer, Jonathan L. Cook, and Andrew J. Kaufman, offers practical, easily accessible guidance in this challenging area, including anatomical considerations, the delicate nature of tissue movement, principles of aesthetic surgical closures, relevant tissue biomechanics, and much more. Covering everything from the basic linear and arciform closures, to the more challenging V-Y advancement flaps, and complex staged interpolation flaps, this text clearly presents not just the "how to do it" but more importantly the thought processes behind the selection and execution of each reconstructive procedure. - Describes which flap or graft to choose in specific clinical situations, how to execute each repair (with a multitude of images and diagrams), and how to minimize the risks as well as manage potential complications. - Provides algorithms to assist with flap and graft choices, as well as hundreds of superb full-color illustrations throughout. - Includes an all-new chapter on Surgical Complications and Scar Revisions. - Includes access to high-quality videos showing exactly how the flap/graft is incised, moved, and sutured. New videos include the Rhomboid Transposition Flap for Defect on the Lower Lid, the Island Pedicle Flap with Canthal Suspension, and the Primary Lid Repair with Diagonal Tarsal Suture Sine Marginal Sutures. - Expert ConsultTM eBook version included with purchase. This enhanced eBook experience allows you to search all of the text, figures, and references from the book on a variety of devices.

A magical story of love and the isolation that defines the modern condition - Andrew Kaufman pulls off the near impossible and creates a wholly original allegorical tale that is both emotionally resonant and outlandishly fun. Rebecca Reynolds is a young woman with a most unusual and inconvenient problem: no matter how hard she tries, she can''t stop her emotions from escaping her body and entering the world around her. Luckily she''s developed a nifty way to trap and store her powerful emotions in personal objects - but how many shoeboxes can a girl fill before she feels crushed by her past? Three events force Rebecca to change her ways: the unannounced departure of her husband, Stewart; the sudden death of Lisa, her musician sister; and, while on her way to Lisa''s funeral, a near-crash with what appears to be a giant frogwoman recklessly speeding in a Honda Civic. Meanwhile, Lisa''s inconsolable husband skips the funeral and flies to Winnipeg where he begins a bizarre journey that strips him of everything before he can begin to see a way through his grief… all with the help of a woman who calls herself God.

An ideal resource for both the novice and experienced surgeon, Practical Facial Reconstruction: Theory and Practice is a practical, step-by-step guide to facial repair, written by a highly experienced authority in the field. In this fully updated Second Edition, Dr. Andrew Kaufman walks you through decision making in repair design and execution, offering tips, pearls, and key points that make seemingly complicated flaps less complicated, and repairs more aesthetic and functionally successful. Abundant illustrations and numerous new videos provide real-world visual guidance on soft tissue facial reconstruction. - Covers cheek, forehead, nose, lip, ear, and eyelid reconstruction, with ample pearls, tips, and key points for each repair. - Walks you through the thought process of evaluating a surgical defect, analyzing it, and designing and executing the repair to achieve optimal functional and cosmetic results. - Shares Dr. Kaufman''s personal tips, tricks, and pearls for every repair, with the goal of simplifying and demystifying many useful reconstruction techniques. - Features hundreds of high-quality, step-by-step photographs and line drawings throughout, plus more than 25 all-new procedural videos. - Covers simpler as well as more complex repairs, including bilobed transposition flaps, helical rim advancement flaps, unilateral and bilateral rotation flaps, cartilage grafts on the nose, rhombic transposition flaps, melolabial transposition flaps, advancement flaps on the nose, lips, eyebrow, and forehead, island advancement flaps, and much more. - Provides a unique theoretical and practical framework for identifying defects and developing a reconstructive plan that can be applied to a wide variety of situations beyond those covered in the book.

The Weirds have always been a little off, but not one of them ever suspected that they''d been cursed by their grandmother. At the moment of the births of her five grandchildren Annie Weird gave each one a special power. Richard, the oldest, always keeps safe; Abba always has hope; Lucy is never lost and Kent can beat anyone in a fight. As for Angie, she always forgives, instantly. But over the years these so-called blessings ended up ruining their lives. Now Annie is dying and she has one last task for Angie: gather her far-flung brothers and sisters and assemble them in her grandmother''s hospital room so that at the moment of her death, she can lift these blessings-turned-curses. And Angie has just two weeks to do it. What follows is a quest like no other, tearing up highways and racing through airports, from a sketchy Winnipeg nursing home to the small island kingdom of Upliffta, from the family''s crumbling ancestral Toronto mansion to a motel called Love. And there is also the search for the answer to the greatest family mystery of all: what really happened to their father, whose maroon Maserati was fished out of a lake so many years ago?

The Golden Age of Fraternity was a unique time in American history. In the forty years between the Civil War and the onset of World War I, more than half of all Americans participated in clubs, fraternities, militias, and mutual benefit societies. Today this period is held up as a model for how we might revitalize contemporary civil society. But was America''s associational culture really as communal as has been assumed? What if these much-admired voluntary organizations served parochial concerns rather than the common good? Jason Kaufman sets out to dispel many of the myths about the supposed civic-mindedness of "joining" while bringing to light the hidden lessons of associationalism''s history. Relying on deep archival research in city directories, club histories, and membership lists, Kaufman shows that organizational activity in the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries revolved largely around economic self-interest rather than civic engagement. And far from spurring concern for the collective good, fraternal societies, able to pick and choose members at will, fostered exclusion and further exacerbated the competitive interests of a society divided by race, class, ethnicity, and religion. Tracing both the rise and the decline of American associational life - a decline that began immediately after World War I, much earlier than previously thought - Kaufman argues persuasively that the end of fraternalism was a good thing. Illuminating both broad historical shifts - immigration, urbanization, and the disruptions of war, among them - and smaller, overlooked contours, such as changes in the burial and life insurance industries, Kaufman has written a bracing revisionist history. Eloquently rebutting those hailing America''s associational past and calling for a return to old-style voluntarism, For the Common Good? will change the terms of debate about the history - and the future - of American civil society.

“Expansive and imaginative.” —Kirkus Reviews “Irreverent and bursting prose... Fans of Mark Leyner will enjoy Kaufman’s messy string of outrageous scenarios.” —Publishers Weekly Part modern fable, part detective novel, a journey through grief in the imaginary world of Metaphoria. One cold winter night, Charlie shares a cab with a stranger in a purple hat. As they talk, a cloud of purple smoke overwhelms him and he wakes up to find himself behind the only desk in the Epiphany Detective Agency. Charlie, as it turns out, is trapped in Metaphoria, an otherworldly place that reality has forgotten, a place where everything means something else. His first client is Shirley Miller, who insists on hiring Charlie to find her husband''s missing heart. In fact, she''s so insistent that she replaces Charlie''s heart with a bomb. He has twenty-four hours to find Twiggy Miller''s heart - and its meaning - or his own will explode. Tender and brutal, optimistic and despairing, this modern fable by the author of the cult hit All My Friends Are Superheroes takes a fresh look at what it means to fall into, and out of, love.

A robber charges into a bank with a loaded gun, but instead of taking any money he steals an item of sentimental value from each person. Once he has made his escape, strange things start to happen to the victims. A tattoo comes to life, a husband turns into a snowman, a baby starts to shit money and stacy hinterland discovers, that she''s shrinking a little each day, and there is seemingly nothing that she or her husband can do to reverse the the process.

Aesop meets Anaïs Nin in these absurdist stories of very unexpected redemption Getting to the Shamrock Motel isn’t easy. It’s just off Concession #18, but you can’t get there through a sequence of lefts and rights. To find the Shamrock you have to be lost – not just on the map, but in your heart and soul. The Shamrock Motel does not accept reservations. The only way to get a room is by walking into the office and asking Rosemary, the owner/operator for one. Try not to stare at her hair. Fair warning: no one spends the night, or even an hour at the Shamrock without experiencing some form of transformation. Whether it’s accidently sleeping with a bear, turning yourself into a river, or getting entirely too intimate with the sun, time spent at the Shamrock will make you wiser, stronger, sexier, and more yourself. Even if that’s the last thing you want. These linked stories explore the intersection of personality and desire, love and lust, the joy and sadness of being alive and in love. Heated pool, cable TV, and a shot at redemption: the Shamrock Motel offers it all. Credit cards are accepted, but cash is preferred.

Alle vrienden van Tom zijn ware superhelden. Tom is er zelfs met een getrouwd, de Perfectioniste. Maar op hun bruiloft wordt de Perfectioniste gehypnotiseerd door haar ex, Hypno, die haar laat geloven dat Tom onzichtbaar is. Wat Tom ook doet, zijn vrouw ziet hem niet meer. Een halfjaar later weet de Perfectioniste zeker dat Tom haar heeft verlaten. Ze gebruikt haar superkrachten om haar liefdesverdriet achter zich te laten en ze verhuist naar Vancouver. Zonder enig idee dat Tom haar volgt, stapt ze op het vliegtuig. Tom heeft nog een paar uur tot de landing om haar te overtuigen dat hij bij haar is, anders gaat zij verder met haar perfecte leven en raakt hij haar voor altijd kwijt Een uitzonderlijk, hartverwarmend en grappig eerbetoon aan de mooie, zoete liefde.''

Tom es perfectamente normal, pero todos los que lo rodean son superhéroes, incluida su esposa, la Perfeccionista. Por desgracia, el exnovio de la Perfeccionista también es un superhéroe, y se venga de ella hipnotizándola para que no pueda ver a Tom. Convencida de que la ha abandonado, la Perfeccionista decide mudarse, y Tom tiene que hacer un último y desesperado intento para conseguir que ella lo vea. Un libro de culto sobre el amor, los amigos, y las rarezas que nos unen.

Die superlustigste und allertraurigste Liebesgeschichte der Welt Alle Leute, die Tom mag, sind Superhelden. Da ist zum Beispiel „Die Kopistin“, die jeden Gesichtsausdruck problemlos imitieren kann, oder „Die Froschküsserin“, die aus jedem Deppen einen strahlenden Sieger macht – und noch 40 weitere. Tom ist sogar mit einer Superheldin verheiratet. Leider haben die Feinde von Tom, der ein ganz normaler, liebenswerter Typ ist, auch Superheldenkräfte. Und so hat der Hypnotiseur Toms Frau am Hochzeitstag hypnotisiert. Seit sechs Monaten ist sie nun nicht mehr in der Lage, Tom zu sehen, er ist einfach unsichtbar für sie ...

Apprenez le russe facilement et rapidement ! Vous ne connaissez du russe que les mots " vodka " ou " spoutnik ", mais vous prévoyez de partir bientôt en Russie ? Vous souhaitez pouvoir vous débrouiller à l''oral, mais aussi savoir lire en caractères cyrilliques pour vous repérer sur place ? Alors Le russe pour les Nuls est fait pour vous ! Alphabet, vocabulaire, grammaire, orthographe et conjugaison... Ce livre propose des leçons pour toutes les situations de la vie pratique : courses, sortir, rechercher un emploi, se loger, se déplacer, etc. Découvrez aussi les us et coutumes russes, ainsi que dix choses à ne jamais faire en Russie et dix phrases qui vous feront ressembler à un vrai Russe.

¿Tienes que viajar a Rusia y no hablas ruso? ¿Quieres atender mejor a los turistas rusos que visitan tu hotel? ¿Te estás planteando abrir mercado en Rusia? ¡No te preocupes! Este pequeño y práctico libro de frases te será muy útil, tanto si eres turista, trabajas en hostelería o eres una persona de negocios, porque te permitirá hablar ruso antes de que te des cuenta. • Un poco de gramática (sólo la imprescindible, de verdad) — las cuatro reglas básicas para que puedas seguir una conversación. • Siempre de buen humor — frases positivas y agradables para animar tu aprendizaje. • Tal como se pronuncia — todas las palabras tienen al lado la transcripción al castellano de a pie, para que sepas cómo hay que decirlo. • Si buscas algo más — si quieres mejorar tu nivel de ruso, también puedes echarle un vistazo a otro libro de esta misma colección, Ruso para Dummies, que va acompañado de unos archivos de audio.

Alla Toms vänner är superhjältar. Tom är den enda vanliga killen i Torontos superhjältekretsar. Han förälskar sig i Perfektionisten, vars superkraft är att hon kan göra allt perfekt. Men på deras bröllop blir hon hypnotiserad av sitt svartsjuka ex, Hypno, att tro att Tom är osynlig. Inget han gör kan få henne att se honom. Sex månader senare är Perfektionisten säker på att Tom har övergivit henne, så hon är på väg att flytta till Vancover. När hon kliver på planet vet hon inte att Tom finns vid hennes sida. Han har bara tills dess planet landar på sig att övertyga henne om att han är där, annars kommer han att förlora henne för alltid.

"Russisch für Dummies" bietet einen leichten Einstieg in die russische Sprache. Los geht''s mit einer Einführung in die Besonderheiten der russischen Sprache, in die Betonung sowie in die Grammatik einschließlich der Fälle. Dann wird es auch schon praktisch: Jedes Kapitel beschäftigt sich mit einer Alltagssituation: Sie lernen, wie Sie sich auf Russisch vorstellen, etwas beschreiben, telefonieren oder ein Hotelzimmer reservieren. Dabei lernen Sie die wichtigsten Sätze, Umschreibungen und Begriffe, die Sie im Alltag benötigen und bekommen nebenbei viele Informationen zu Alltag und Kultur in Russland. Am Ende jedes Kapitels gibt es eine kleine Übung, mit der Sie Ihre erworbenen Sprachkenntnisse prüfen können. Im Anhang des Buches finden Sie Verb-Tabellen und ein kleines Russisch-Deutsch-/Deutsch-Russisch-Wörterbuch. Auf der beiliegenden CD gibt es die Sprachübungen aus dem Buch zum Anhören und Nachsprechen.

Eine Frau, ein Mann und die guten wie nicht so guten Zeiten einer ganz normalen Ehe. Eigentlich ist alles ziemlich gewöhnlich an Stacey und ihrem Mann. Bis sie in den seltsamsten Banküberfall aller Zeiten verwickelt wird. Denn der Räuber will nicht etwa Geld oder Schmuck stehlen, nein, der Dieb hat es auf einundfünfzig Prozent ihrer Seele abgesehen! In den Tagen nach dem Überfall beginnt Stacey immer weiter zu schrumpfen, sie wird immer kleiner, sogar winzig, und hat Angst bald ganz zu verschwinden. Was hat der Dieb ihr wirklich gestohlen? Wie bekommt sie es zurück? Und was hat ihre Ehe mit all dem zu tun?

Ils sont 249 sur Toronto et proche banlieue. 249 superhéros, sans cape ni identité secrète. On y trouve Super-Je-danse-trop-bien comme Super-je-tape-l''incruste, Super-Gros-Feignant comme Super je-change-d''humeur-à-lavitesse-du-son : des superpouvoirs qui les isolent du commun des mortels. Aussi quand Super-Perfectionniste a rencontré Tom, un garçon ordinaire, l''a-t-elle trouvé... différent. Quant à Tom, il l''a trouvée... par-faite. Mais pourquoi, depuis qu''ils se sont mariés, est-il devenu invisible à ses yeux ? Sa mission : réussir à se faire voir par celle qu''il aime et qui prend l''avion pour refaire sa vie, loin de lui.

Personne, pas un animal, rien n''avait traversé cette étendue, à part le vent. Tom ouvrit la portière de Super-Perfectionniste. Debout, ensemble, ils avaient regardé le champ de neige. " Est-ce que vous pouvez mettre de l''ordre dans ces flocons-là ? lui demanda-t-il. - Ils sont déjà rangés à la perfection ", répondit-elle. Et c''est à ce moment précis que Tom était tombé amoureux. Tom n''est pas un super héros, mais tous ses amis le sont. II y a SuperMon-ombre-m''a-quitté, Super-, Je-tape-l''incruste, Super-ma-moto-faitsuper-du-bruit, Super- Influenceuse. Et surtout, il y a sa femme, SuperPerfectionniste. Le problème, c''est que Super-Perfectionniste a été hypnotisée il y a six mois de ça par son ancien petit ami, Super-Hypno : depuis, Tom est devenu invisible à ses yeux. C''est à bord du vol Toronto-Vancouver que se joue le destin du couple : Tom a le temps du voyage pour convaincre Super-Perfectionniste de son existence. Un roman élégant et d''une incroyable drôlerie sur les affres de l''amour, où les super héros sont des êtres humains pathétiques, faibles, amoureux : des êtres humains plus-que-normaux.

Dans ce livre : les bases de la langue (la prononciation, les rudiments, de la grammaire, la conjugaison, la transcription phonétique simplifiée) ; entamer la discussion (les salutations, les présentations, poser des questions, parler de la pluie ou du beau temps) ; communiquer efficacement (commander au restaurant, faire-des achats, réserver à l''hôtel, sortir en ville) ; se débrouiller (avec les nombres, dans les transports, au téléphone, en cas d''urgence). 4000 mots et expressions. Des phrases pour toutes les situations !