Most Popular Books by Philip Yates

Young mateys will find plenty of holiday joy in this humorous, colorful, and thoroughly piratical version of the beloved Clement C. Moore classic. On this ship of mischievous brigands—who have visions of treasure chests, not sugarplums, dancing in their heads—you wouldn’t expect a visit from nice St. Nick. Instead, here comes Sir Peggedy, with his peg leg and hook arm, cracking his whip and driving eight giant seahorses: Salty, Scurvy, Sinbad, Mollie, Cutthroat, Cross-Eyes, Roger, and Jolly. Philip Yates’ rollicking rhymes and Sebastià Serra’s sprightly, fun-filled pictures—featuring whimsically multicolored seahorses, stockings hung on the ship’s bowsprit with tar, child-friendly pirates, and a complete treasure map—turn this Christmas perennial into a jubilant celebration!

An illustrated book of jokes and riddles organized into chapters with such titles as "Rude Food," "Furry Tales," and "Check-up Chuckles."

Presents a collection of jokes, organized into such categories as doctor dillies, animal crackups, and school daze.

Class clowns will find more than enough jokes to keep themselves and their friends entertained for hours on end.

There are plenty of chuckles, chortles, and cheer in this gloriously goofy collection of riddles, knock-knocks, and jokes.

Enter a wonderful world of wackiness filled with riddles, knock-knocks, and crazy conversations. Where do baby monsters go when their parents are at work? Day Scare Centers. Customer: Waiter, does your chef have chicken legs? Waiter: I don't know-I can't see under his apron. Where do they put tomatoes who break the law? Behind salad bars. A kooky collection of fun!

"The fun never ends when you have hundreds of silly, ridiculous, knee-slapping jokes to laugh at. You won't be able to keep from giggling as you turn the pages. each joke is even funnier than the last one!"--Back cover

From "Class Classics" to "Questionable Behavior," this collection of snappy, wisecracking comebacks--written by the strong-selling authors of It's Not My Fault Because...-is every smart-aleck's dream book. After all, it provides excuses for every sticky situation. Forget something for Show and Tell? Say hello to my cousin the Invisible Man. Didn't do your homework? Sorry, it's a paper about ESP-you'll have to read my mind. Is a friend demanding to know why you didn't laugh at his joke? Tell him it's because I haven't heard one yet. Mischievous kids will marvel at their new-found wit.

You'll go mad for these jokes! They're so wacky and wild, they'll just keep cracking you up over and over again. Why don't fish go on-line? Because they're afraid of being caught in the net. Where do great dragons end up? In the Hall of Flame. What is a baker's favorite kind of book? A who-donut. Where do spies do their shopping? At the snooper-market. It's a laugh riot.

A collection of humorous, one-line responses to questions about school, family, friends, and much more.

Let the grins begin! Philip Yates and Matt Rissinger know a lot about making kids smile, as proven by their popular Best School Jokes Ever, Biggest Joke Book in the World, Greatest Jokes on Earth, and many other bestsellers. They do it once again with this comic collection, covering hilarious topics that range from "Car-Har-Har” to "Polly Want a Crackup?” How about: Why was the magnet sent to detention? Because of his negative attitude. And this sign on a pizza van? Seven days without pizza makes one weak. Juvenile jokesters will find non-stop fun in here.

Ahoy mateysNChristmas is coming and even pirates celebrate the holiday! This follow-up to the hugely popular "A Pirate's Night Before Christmas" offers a witty re-imagining of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"Nwith a sly buccaneer twist. Full color.

Contains a collection of quick comebacks for almost any situation imaginable.

Give yourself a good laugh and then tickle your friends' funny bones as you chuckle your way through hundreds of the wackiest, zaniest, silliest jokes anywhere. All kinds of subjects get a ribbing: Animal Crackups--What would you get if you crossed a duck with a cantaloupe? A Waddle Melon. Fast-Food Funnies--How do you keep bagels from escaping? Put lox on them. Gruesome Groaners--What do you get if you cross nursery rhymes with scary stories? Mother Goosebumps. Channel Chuckles--What's blue and works in a newsroom? Smurfy Brown. Clever Comebacks--Someday I want to be cloned. Why make another fool of yourself? On every page you get riddles, knock-knocks, who-said-its, comebacks, groaners, what-do-you-get-when-you-cross, and a host of other ways to be a smart-aleck. And nothing's sacred--the joke is on everybody from astronauts, burglars, cops, and dentists to Santa Claus, TV stars, witches, and zombies. Sterling 96 pages, 60 b/w illus., 5 3/8 x 8 1/4.

You never knew school could be so funny! These jokes, jests, knock-knocks, and puns turn your classroom into a real laugh-riot. Teacher: If you misbehave again, I'll have to teach you a lesson. Class Clown: Hooray, I'm finally going to learn something! Daffy definitions, grammar giggles, silly sentences--plus hundreds of other jokes and wacky illustrations earn this book an A+!

Ten little mummies become bored with staying in a room together all day but when they go outside to play they disappear, one by one.

This full-colour guide covers all aspects of the DO-HNS OSCE. Written by ENT trainees and a DO-HNS examiner, it closely follows the format of the actual exam.

Excuses, excuses, excuses—do you need some good ones? The wilder and wackier, the better. So next time you’re late to class, just tell the teacher, Sorry, I set my watch to a Star Trek episode and woke up on another planet. If somebody asks, Is that a birthmark? explain, No, it’s a barcode. I’m on sale this week.

Why did the dog get a ticket? For double-barking. What's big, hairy, and has a pen between his toes? Bic-foot. How many witches does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but she changes it into a toad! Get ready for a laugh-fest, because here's a comedy club's worth of pet jokes, riddles, knock-knocks, and wacky authors of even wackier bestsellers-not to mention the world's most unusual inventions! For instance: How many dweebs does it take to make a batch of chocolate chip cookies? 100--one to stir and 99 to peel the M&Ms! Or: Floyd: Doctor, doctor, everyone thinks I'm a liar. Doctor: I find that hard to believe. It's side-splitting, hours-long fun for you and your friends.

An illustrated introduction to different kinds of jokes features tongue twisters and knock-knock jokes grouped by the letter of the alphabet featured in each, along with humorous riddles.

Help yourself to a heaping feast of many really zingy jokes, zany puns, and zowy riddles. Packed with hilarious drawings throughout.

Hundreds and hundreds of jokes to keep you laughing for weeks.

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The fun never ends when you have hundreds of silly, ridiculous, side-splitting jokes to laugh at. You won't be able to keep from giggling as you turn the pages.

A collection of jokes covering all subject areas from the Abominable Snowman and absent-minded professors to zombies and zoos

Hydrologists have long used method of moments estimators from a Pearson type III probability distribution in order to estimate flood frequency distributions. This paper looks at alternate approaches to this type of analysis, including finite mixture models, modified likelihood estimation, some adjustments to modified likelihood estimation, and modified method of moments estimators. These techniques will then be compared to the method in Bulletin #17B, the industry standard for this type of analysis, on flood frequencies from the Congaree and Broad Rivers in South Carolina to estimate the 100-year flood on those rivers.