New Releases by Joe Borgenicht

The Baby Owner''s Starter Kit includes: - The Baby Owner''s Manual - Growth Chart, with stickers for marking baby''s progress - Diaper Changing Instructional Poster - Babysitter''s Memo Pad - Decorative magnet

You''ve been challenged to a handstand contest . . . but you''ve never done one. What do you do? Pretend you hear your mother calling? Throw yourself at the ground and hope for the best? No, you reach for this book, of course! Can you survive in the great outdoors without these great kidskillz? Don''t take any chances. Step-by-step instructions will teach you the essentials: How to become a lemonade tycoon How to film a backyard blockbuster How to master stone skipping How to develop real estate (building forts counts!) . . . and much more! If you''ve got to be a kid, then you''ve got to have this book!

Bored with board games? Sick of charades? Over red rover? It''s time to learn some real kidskillz! Step-by-step instructions teach you the essentials: How to booby-trap a room How to pop a wheelie How to win at thumb wrestling How to spin a basketball on one finger . . . and much more! If you''ve got to be a kid, then you''ve got to have this book!

"The Baby Owner''s Manual has taught hundreds of thousands of readers how to "operate" their newborns and infants. But as technology evolves, so too will baby--"and before long, there''s a toddler in the house! With the same hilarious blend of schematic diagrams, troubleshooting tips, and step-by-step instructions, "The Toddler Owner''s Manual explores issues of childhood from ages one to three. Does your toddler refuse to consume fuel? Are there viruses in her system? Do you need to reprogram her sleep routine? Whatever your concerns. you''ll find the answers here--"courtesy of pediatric psychologist Dr. Brett Kuhn and co-author Joe Borgenicht.

A selection of "The Literary Guild and "Children''s Book of the Mouth Clubs

A handy place for moms and dads to track their model''s perform ance, progress, and miles logged.

Describes a variety of skills needed to flourish on a reality television show, with step-by-step instructions, diagrams, and illustrations teaching how to audition like an idol, form alliances, manipulate competitors, cook in the wild, and get help from the crew, among other topics.

Based on the successful Baby Owner''s Manual, The Baby Owner''s Maintenance Log presents a refreshing alternative to traditional sugar-sweet baby journals. Hip parents can record all major milestones and measurements in these pages, including the arrival of the unit, fuel preferences and speech activation. Spiral binding, hilarious illustrations and a bound-in envelope for keepsakes make this guided journal a great shower gift.