Best Selling Books by Joe Borgenicht

At Last! A Beginner''s Guide to Newborn Baby Technology You''ve programmed your DVR, you’ve installed a wireless Internet connection, you can even check Facebook on your cell phone. But none of this experience will prepare you for the world''s biggest technological marvel: a newborn baby. Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Baby Owner''s Manual explores hundreds of frequently asked questions: What''s the best way to swaddle a baby? How can I make my newborn sleep through the night? When should I bring the baby to a doctor for servicing? Whatever your concerns, you''ll find the answers here—courtesy of celebrated pediatrician Dr. Louis Borgenicht and his son, Joe Borgenicht. Together, they provide plenty of useful advice for anyone who wants to learn the basics of childcare.

At Last! A Beginner’s Guide to Toddler Technology Just when you’ve mastered your infant’s maintenance routine, he begins to malfunction, refusing fuel, crying inexplicably, and resisting your attempts to clothe him. Your infant has upgraded to a toddler! But how can you master your toddler’s changing technology? Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Toddler Owner’s Manual explores hundreds of frequently asked questions: How should I react when my toddler throws a tantrum? How do I train my toddler for self–waste disposal? Whatever your concerns, you’ll find the answers here—courtesy of pediatric psychologist Dr. Brett R. Kuhn and co-author Joe Borgenicht. Together, they provide plenty of useful advice for anyone who wants to learn the basics of toddler care.

You''ve been challenged to a handstand contest . . . but you''ve never done one. What do you do? Pretend you hear your mother calling? Throw yourself at the ground and hope for the best? No, you reach for this book, of course! Can you survive in the great outdoors without these great kidskillz? Don''t take any chances. Step-by-step instructions will teach you the essentials: How to become a lemonade tycoon How to film a backyard blockbuster How to master stone skipping How to develop real estate (building forts counts!) . . . and much more! If you''ve got to be a kid, then you''ve got to have this book!

Compiles information from movies and television programs including "Star Trek", "Top Gun", and "Body Heat" to teach readers such skills as how to tell if someone is really dead, how to evade a MiG, and how to pick up someone in a bar.

Boost Your Baby’s Brain Power! Babies learn about their world by playing. And with The Baby Owner’s Games and Activities Book, you’ll discover 75 exciting ways to enrich their minds, strengthen their bodies, and spark their imaginations. No expensive toys or battery-operated gizmos are required—just common household materials and a little creativity. From cooking and making crafts to dancing, playing music, and imitating favorite zoo animals, these activities all feature numerous developmental benefits. Compatible with all models ages 0–36 months, The Baby Owner’s Games and Activities Book will result in hours of enjoyment.

They are hard to escape, these days, the names that will cause numerous hardships in the playground. From the pop star wannabees (Courtney, Kylie, Britney), through locations (China, Brooklyn), passing by the shops (Timberland, Armani), along the hippy trail (Leaf, Sunset, Pagan) to those heading for trouble (Romeo, Chastity) the inspirations for baby names are countless. Parents looking for novelty might turn to famous sidekicks (Tonto, Garfunkel) or indeed dictators (Saddam, Benito) before settling on a name that sounds normal but is damn tricky to spell (Kaycee, Genni, Jho). Joe Borgenicht offers nearly 1500 names which absolutely, positively, cannot be used for a child. With the help of WHAT NOT TO NAME YOUR BABY, readers are less likely to have their children resent them - well, okay, that''s a stretch - but at least the parents can say they tried.

Bored with board games? Sick of charades? Over red rover? It''s time to learn some real kidskillz! Step-by-step instructions teach you the essentials: How to booby-trap a room How to pop a wheelie How to win at thumb wrestling How to spin a basketball on one finger . . . and much more! If you''ve got to be a kid, then you''ve got to have this book!

The Baby Owner''s Starter Kit includes: - The Baby Owner''s Manual - Growth Chart, with stickers for marking baby''s progress - Diaper Changing Instructional Poster - Babysitter''s Memo Pad - Decorative magnet

For the would-be Wonder Woman or Charlie’s Angel: an empowering how-to guide for conquering life’s toughest challenges—and saving the world one baddie at a time For every woman who wants to be as tough as Lara Croft, as nimble as the Bionic Woman, and as babe-a-licious as Charlie’s Angels, The Action Heroine’s Handbook shows you the essential skills you’ll need to conquer the bad guys and save the day without breaking a sweat. Find out how the real action heroines do it, directly from a host of experts, including stuntwomen, jujitsu instructors, helicopter pilots, detectives, forensic psychologists, survivalists, primatologists, and many others. Learn to: • Profile a serial killer • Outwit a band of home intruders • Navigate white water rapids • Go undercover as a beauty queen • Outrun a fireball And dozens of other Tough Chick Skills, Beauty Skills, Brain Skills, Brawn Skills, and Escape Skills. Special sections and appendices feature the top action heroine hairdos, handbag essentials, and the best footwear for every action situation. With step-by-step instructions and easy-to-follow illustrations, The Action Heroine’s Handbook will prepare you to save the world, one baddie at a time.

Getting through a day off the links Minor obligations like work and family shouldn’t stand in the way of your game. Undercover Golf will help you perfect your grip, your stance, your swing, and your putt—anytime, anywhere—without anyone catching on, and without clubs, balls or tees. You’ll learn how to: • Check proper hand position in a meeting • Practice weight distribution while drinking at a bar • Turn your center point while sweeping in the kitchen • Practice inside arm/knee pressure while hugging your significant other Whether you are hiking, shopping, mopping, or dining out, this complete secret swingers training course means time spent off the course doesn’t have to be time spent off your game.

Describes a variety of skills needed to flourish on a reality television show, with step-by-step instructions, diagrams, and illustrations teaching how to audition like an idol, form alliances, manipulate competitors, cook in the wild, and get help from the crew, among other topics.

Glückwunsch! Bitte lesen Sie diese Anleitung vor Inbetriebnahme gründlich durch. Gratulation, ein Baby! Doch leider hat man das kleine Wunder an Design und Funktionalität ohne entsprechende Gebrauchsanweisung geliefert. Wie baut man nun die Verbindung zu der Neuanschaffung auf, gestaltet die Fehlersuche bei akustischen Signalen, programmiert den Fütterungsprozess oder aktiviert den dringend nötigen Schlafmodus? Auf was muss man bei der Instandhaltung besonders achten, wie gewährleistet man die optimale Entwicklung der Applikationen und sorgt für die Sicherheit des geliebten kleinen Produkts? Glücklicherweise hilft „Baby – Betriebsanleitung“ hier weiter und gibt auf alle drängenden Fragen mit viel augenzwinkerndem Humor und mit witzigen Schaubildern umfassend Antwort.

Denně jste obklopeni technickými „zázraky“ – počítači, iPady, iPody, notebooky, netbooky, mobily, digitálními fotoaparáty... Umíte s nimi zacházet, využívat jejich nejpokročilejší funkce, ale ten největší technologický zázrak na světě, vaše právě narozené dítě, je pro vás zatím záhadou? V této situaci vám pomůže tato kniha! - Jak dítě přebalovat, ošetřovat, koupat a nosit a co k tomu potřebujete. - Co doma změnit, aby byl váš domov pro dítě bezpečný. - Jak dítě ošetřovat v době nemoci a kdy je nutné jít s ním k lékaři. - Co dělat, aby dítě v noci spalo, jak a čím ho krmit, a mnoho dalších praktických úkonů. Otec a syn – dva dětští lékaři – Louis Borgenicht a Joe Borgenicht pro vás tuto knihu napsali se svérázným humorem, ale jejich rady jsou naprosto seriózní a podloženy lékařskými zkušenostmi.

A través de sencillas instrucciones y útiles diagramas se responden cientos de preguntas tan frecuentes como: ¿cuál es la mejor manera de envolver a un bebé?, ¿cómo puedo conseguir que mi recién nacido duerma toda la noche?, ¿cuándo debo llevar al bebé a un técnico para su revisión? La guía definitiva para el mantenimiento del bebé de 0 a 12 meses, solución de problemas y consejos.

Ahora que por fin empezabas a dominar el funcionamiento de tu bebé, de repente deja de actuar con normalidad: rechaza la comida, llora sin motivo aparente y no deja que le vistas. A través de sencillas instrucciones y útiles diagramas, en este manual encontrarás respuesta a todas las dudas que se te planteen en el cuidado de tu hijo.Revisión técnica a cargo de María Luisa Ferrerós (autora de Pórtate bien y Enséñale a aprender, también publicados en Booket).

Denne ste obklopení technickými „zázrakmi“ – počítačmi, iPadmi, iPodmi, notebookmi, netbookmi, mobilmi, digitálnymi fotoaparátmi... Viete s nimi zachádzať, využívať ich najpokročilejšie funkcie, ale ten najväčší technologický zázrak na svete, vaše práve narodené dieťa, je pre vás zatiaľ záhadou? V tejto situácii vám pomôže táto kniha! • Ako dieťa prebaľovať, ošetrovať, kúpať, nosiť a čo k tomu potrebujete. • Čo musíte doma zmeniť, aby bol váš domov bezpečný pre dieťa. • Ako dieťa ošetrovať v čase choroby, a kedy je potrebné ísť s ním k lekárovi. • Čo robiť, aby dieťa v noci spalo, ako a čím ho kŕmiť a veľa ďalších praktických úkonov. Louis Borgenicht a Joe Borgenicht, otec a syn, napísali pre vás túto knihu so svojráznym humorom, ich rady sú však seriózne a podložené lekárskymi skúsenosťami.

Una guida illustrata alla tecnologia infantile per prepararvi a fronteggiare la più grande meraviglia biologica del creato: un bimbo appena nato. Attraverso semplici consigli e coloratissimi schemi grafici, questo manuale risponde a bisogni e desideri dei neogenitori: qual è la procedura ottimale per mettere un pannolino? Come si fa a programmare il bambino perché dorma tutta la notte? Ogni quanto bisogna portarlo dal pediatra per il tagliando? Qualsiasi dubbio o preoccupazione possiate avere, troverete tutte le risposte. Con umorismo, autorità e competenza gli autori offrono centinaia di consigli utili a superare le difficoltà che puntualmente si presenteranno e ad apprendere le basi delle tecniche di controllo e gestione dei bambini da 0 a 12 mesi.

Based on the successful Baby Owner''s Manual, The Baby Owner''s Maintenance Log presents a refreshing alternative to traditional sugar-sweet baby journals. Hip parents can record all major milestones and measurements in these pages, including the arrival of the unit, fuel preferences and speech activation. Spiral binding, hilarious illustrations and a bound-in envelope for keepsakes make this guided journal a great shower gift.

Les bébés apprennent et apprivoisent le monde qui les entoure en jouant. Grâce à ce livre, vous allez découvrir 75 activités pour enrichir leur esprit, fortifier leur corps et exciter leur imagination. Nul besoin de jouets coûteux ou de bidules à piles-des articles ménagers courants et un peu de créativité vous suffiront ! De la couture et travaux manuels, à la danse, la musique ou l''imitation des animaux du zoo, toutes ces activités ont des retombées bénéfiques sur leur évolution. Ce livre, compatible avec tous les modèles âgés de 0 à 36 mois vous procurera des heures de plaisir.

Dozens and dozens of indoor and outdoor activities for you and your best friend - tricks and games, arts and crafts, stories and songs, and much more!

A handy place for moms and dads to track their model''s perform ance, progress, and miles logged.

A selection of "The Literary Guild and "Children''s Book of the Mouth Clubs

"The Baby Owner''s Manual has taught hundreds of thousands of readers how to "operate" their newborns and infants. But as technology evolves, so too will baby--"and before long, there''s a toddler in the house! With the same hilarious blend of schematic diagrams, troubleshooting tips, and step-by-step instructions, "The Toddler Owner''s Manual explores issues of childhood from ages one to three. Does your toddler refuse to consume fuel? Are there viruses in her system? Do you need to reprogram her sleep routine? Whatever your concerns. you''ll find the answers here--"courtesy of pediatric psychologist Dr. Brett Kuhn and co-author Joe Borgenicht.