New Releases by Francesco Marciuliano

From the author of the beloved I Could Pee on This series comes a new book of hilarious love poems from cats to their people. Cats have so many ways to say "I love you." Sometimes it''s a gentle purr and a slow blink. Sometimes it''s a tiny dead animal offered in tribute. And sometimes, it''s expressed in that deepest of cat love languages: poetry. The author of the internationally bestselling series of tongue-in-cheek poetry helps cats put paw to keyboard to express the depth of their feline feelings in odes to breakfasts (on time, please!), ripped-up rugs (it''s a sign of affection!), the importance of keeping watch in the bathroom, and the perfect cardboard box that the expensive and totally ignored new cat bed arrived in. Illustrated by adorable and goofy cat photos, this book is the purrfect combination of snarky and sweet that every cat person knows is cat for true love. CAT PHOTOS GALORE: Illustrated by a collection of feline models striking poses that are charming, affectionate, standoffish, and just plain silly, this whimsical poetry book reveals kitties at their most lovable. IDEAL GIFT FOR CAT LOVERS: The humor in the poems is based on universal experiences shared by all cats and their owners. For that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life, this poetry book makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone obsessed with their pet. MINI COFFEE TABLE BOOK: Enchant visitors with this hand-held volume of the best cat poetry sure to delight book lovers and humor enthusiasts alike. Perfect for: Lovers of cats and cat stuff of all kinds Fans of I Could Pee on This Gift for Valentine''s Day, Galentine''s Day, birthdays, or any occasion that could use a little love Readers who love funny books about (or by) cats

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From the author of the #1 New York Times bestseller I Could Pee on This: Poems by cats who just need a little “me time.” Have you ever been labeled as “antisocial” because you’d rather stay home on the couch, “shy” because you don’t like big parties, or “lost in your own thoughts” because you don’t realize someone’s been calling your name 148 times? The cats understand. All Cats Are Introverts is a collection of self-reflective poetry from cats that clearly shows them to be the insightful, often alert, crowd-averse, personally engaging, probably napping-as-we-speak introverts of the animal kingdom. Enjoy this completely relatable and hilarious book, and perhaps you will soon see the cat—and even yourself—in a whole new light.

Cats are done with humans'' crap. For too long they have put up with baby talk, the humiliation of holiday costumes, and the social injustice of being told, "No." They will not sleep through this anymore. We humans have woken the beast, and in this book they have gathered together to reclaim their voice, loudly and repeatedly until we pay attention. Watch the uprising unfold, through anthems such as "Redefine Terms," "Accepted," "Decide," "A New Dawn," and "Just What Do You Think You''re Doing?" Show support for your feline friends and try to understand why they''re so spitting mad.

There''s a new cat in town! This feisty sibling of the international bestseller I Could Pee on This will be making its own sensational mark in the cat-poetry world. I Could Pee on This, Too explores fresh feline emotions and philosophical musings through cats'' own poetry, such as "Welcome New Cat," "Sleeping My Life Away," and "You Also Live Here." Any cat lover who''s longed for a deeper look into the enigmatic world of their cats will fall whiskers over paws for this well-versed follow-up.

Life wisdom from the New York Times-bestselling author of I Could Pee on This: “Learn how adopting a cat-like state of mind will ensure you prosper.” —Catster Our feline friends have spent eons observing, napping, pondering, napping, and taking notes about the human condition. In between naps, they’ve realized that we humans could use some catlike guidance when it comes to handling the ups and downs of life. In this book they’ve condescended to share their invaluable wisdom in short advice columns such as “Always Stay at Least 30 Feet from a Loved One” and “Never Let Anyone Dress You.” Whether it’s coping with romance, surviving a social gathering, or clawing your way to the top of the corporate ladder only to realize you can’t get down, the cats in this book will have you relaxed and ready to take on the world! Just after one more nap.

Vom Zwergpudel bis zur Dänischen Dogge – in jedem Hund steckt ein Dichter. Da könnte ich drauf rumkauen versammelt die beste Lyrik von Hunden und lässt endlich tiefer in die Seele des Vierbeiners blicken. Herrchen und Frauchen erfahren, warum ihre Lieblinge so gerne ihre Nasenlöcher lecken wollen und warum sie von ihrem Hund jeden Tag begrüßt werden, als seien sie wochenlang fortgewesen. Jedes Gedicht wird begleitet von charmanten Hundefotos, die die Texte perfekt abrunden. Mit diesem Buch hat Francesco Marciuliano ein weiteres Meisterwerk der Dichtkunst erschaffen, in dem der Leser seinen Liebling auf jeder Seite wiedererkennen wird. Ein Riesenspaß für jeden Hundeliebhaber!

Just when you thought things couldn’t get any cuter . . . The kittens of the world have decided to write a book. Of confessional poems, no less. From taking a bath in a bowl of milk to playing keep-away with your car keys and vanquishing the strange lumps at the end of the bed (sorry, turns out those were your toes), these kittens reveal their confused and curious little minds as they discover the world around them. KITTENS MAY BE YOUNG (and wildly impulsive), but that doesn’t mean they don’t have a lot to say. The little felines in this book bare all in such classics as "And Then You Said ‘No,’" "Ode to a Lizard I Didn’t Know Is Also a Pet in This House," and "I Will Save You." Each poem in this collection reveals the truly adorable, irresistible, and completely neurotic nature of these little fur balls with claws.

Just when we all thought things couldn''t get any cuter, from the author of the New York Times bestselling I Could Pee on This comes I Knead My Mommy, a book of confessional poems about the triumphs, trials, and daily discoveries of being a kitten. From climbing walls to claiming hearts, these little cats bare all in such instant classics as "And Then You Said ''No,''" "Ode to a Lizard I Didn''t Know Is Also a Pet in This House," and "I Will Save You." With adorable photos of the poetic prodigies throughout, this volume gives readers a glimpse into their confused and curious feline minds as they encounter the world around them.

Voici le premier recueil de poèmes jamais écrit (mais si !) par des chiens à l''intention de leurs maîtres. Dans ce livre drôle et touchant, vous pourrez enfin imaginer ce que votre propre chien vous écrirait s''il prenait à son tour la plume : T''es où ?, J''ai lancé une balle, Regarde moi, J''ai tout vu, et le plus émouvant Tu t''en vas ?

Un livre hilarant qui séduira les amoureux des chats par ces étonnants poèmes écrits par leurs amis félins ! Dans ce livre fantaisiste, l''auteur donne la parole aux chats et libère leur potentiel créatif afin que les matous puissent expliquer, leurs étranges des attitudes à leurs maîtres ignorants ! Avec des poèmes comme "J''ai envie de lui faire pipi dessus", "Pourquoi tu cries ?", "Ma vie est foutue" ou "C''est ma chaise", vous ne lâcherez plus ce recueil désopilant et révélateur des comportements félins.

Nós, os humildes admiradores dos gatos, finalmente poderemos descobrir o que se passa nas mentes de nossos amigos felinos. Em uma série de poemas hilários, o humano e coautor Francesco Marciuliano ajuda esses fascinantes animais a desbloquearem seu potencial criativo e explicarem seu comportamento estranho para os seres humanos ignorantes. Aqui, será revelado o que há por trás da incansável rotina de um gato doméstico e suas pequenas obsessões, que incluem teclados de laptop desprotegidos, taças cheias, pequenos animais mortos e esconderijos nas menores caixas de papelão. Ricamente ilustrado com fotos dos gatos-autores, Eu poderia fazer xixi aqui – e outros poemas de gatos expõe o que há por trás da psique felina em seus momentos mais curiosos, petulantes e adoráveis.

A New York Times bestseller? Oh, you know the dogs weren''t going to let the cats get away with that! This canine companion to I Could Pee on This, the beloved volume of poems by cats, I Could Chew on This will have dog lovers laughing out loud. Doggie laureates not only chew on quite a lot of things, they also reveal their creativity, their hidden motives, and their eternal (and sometimes misguided) effervescence through such musings as "I Dropped a Ball," "I Lose My Mind When You Leave the House," and "Can You Smell That?" Accompanied throughout by portraits of the canine poets in all their magnificence, I Could Chew on This is a work of unbridled enthusiasm, insatiable appetite, and, yes, creative genius. Plus, this is a fixed-format version of the book, which looks nearly identical to the print version.

Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. In this hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek poetry, the author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat authors throughout, this whimsical volume reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable). Ideal for that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat themed gift for anyone who''s obsessed with our feline friends.

¿Qué es lo que quieren decirnos los gatos cuando hacen añicos el papel higiénico? ¿Qué opinan del veterinario realmente? ¿Les gusta la Navidad? Estas y otras muchas cuestiones por fin tienen respuesta. Pero no una respuesta cualquiera. Porque cuando los gatos contestan lo hacen con estilo, en verso y con humor. Como solo ellos podrían.