Most Popular Books by David Javerbaum

THE STORY: The One with the first and last word on everything has finally arrived to set the record straight. After many millennia, and in just 90 minutes, God (assisted by His devoted angels) answers some of the deepest questions that have plagued mankind since Creation.

As dictated to his mortal amanuensis, 11-time Emmy Award-winning comedy writer, David Javerbaum, God looks back with unprecedented candor on his time in the public sector. He takes us behind the scenes.

A new book of the Bible devoted to the unholy life and times of Justin Bieber, penned by the Bieb''s #1 fan and popular Twitter personality, @TheTweetOfGod. It has been nearly 2,000 years since anyone has written a new book of the Bible. Now @TheTweetOfGod, the Twitter account belong to the Lord thy God King of the Universe, ends that literary dry spell with The Book of Bieb, which tells in chapter-and-verse format the story of the rise and fall of Justin Bieber, the only begotten Son of God. This eGoodBook original also includes an excerpt from God''s memoir, The Last Testament.

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This new second edition is filled with the latest, most accurate wombhood information, including comforting answers to hundreds of questions, such as • “My mother just took a sip of white wine. Am I going to end up looking like some Chernobyl baby now?” • “So far Mommy is spending most of her pregnancy in a state of stress, anxiety, and depression. Which one should she focus on?” • “I’m kicking as hard as I can, but Mom says it feels like ‘butterflies fluttering.’ Am I doing something wrong?” • “Why do my parents blast Mozart at me every night right when I’m trying to sleep?!?” • “To the nearest hundred, how many people should Mommy invite to my birth?”

In the title, the word "psalms" is crossed out and replaced with the word "pslams."

God told his story to comedy writer David Javerbaum, 11-time Emmy award-winner, former Executive producer of The Daily Show, and author of best-sellers America: The Book andEarth: The Book. InThe Last Testament, the ultimate celebrity memoir, God Himself shares with the faithful and everyone else His own story, offering revealing insights and hilarious anecdotes about everything from the creation of the universe to the emergence of Snooki. Now, the Almighty has achieved a new pinnacle of literary success; His new book is the basis forThe Last Testament 2013 Day-to-Day Calendarthat includes excerpts from all of the book''s chapters, from Againesis to the New New Testament. It''s a must-read follow-up to His phenomenal best-sellers of the last twenty epochs.

Dieu clôt sa trilogie. Enfin ! Les deux livres précédents de Dieu s''étant vendus à quelque 6 milliards d''exemplaires, il nous a semblé commercialement astucieux de Lui demander, après quelques siècles d''abstinence, de nous donner un nouvel ouvrage. Avec Le Dernier Testament, Il revient sur la Création et sur les Évangiles, à propos desquels il nous offre de nouvelles révélations. Mais surtout, Il évoque pour la première fois les derniers deux mille ans de l''histoire de l''humanité et le rôle qu''Il y a joué, sur lequel beaucoup se posent pas mal de questions. Des Croisades à l''élection d''Obama, en passant par la catastrophe du Titanic et la célébrité de Justin Bieber, Dieu, dans son style inimitable, passe aux aveux. Avec un humour qu''on ne Lui connaissait guère.

"3,000 years ago, King David wrote The Book of Psalms-150 hymns in praise of God that became famous the world over. Now, with humanity on the verge of a self-generated catastrophe, God (with the help of another David) has decided to return, and reverse, the favor. He has written a cornucopia of insults of the human race in the form of prose, poetry, and parody. Their topics are as diverse as COVID, Trump, racism, abortion, meth, math, and, on a lighter note, the platypus. And he''s not alone: his son Jesus Christ has contributed thirty sermons of his own, updates of some of his Biblical teachings for the modern, dumbed-down audience. Even Joan of Arc stops by to conduct a ten-part interview with God and get to the bottom of why she was burned at the stake. Anybody who''s a fan of @TheTweetOfGod and/or NOT a fan of the human race is sure to love The Book of Pslams"--

Amazon.com ExclusivesFeaturing a foreword by Thomas Jefferson, a Dress the Supreme Court layout, and, oddly enough, a profile of George "The Iceman" Gervin, America (The Book): A Citizen''s Guide to Democracy Inaction, from Jon Stewart and the writers of the Emmy Award-winning The Daily Show, is by far one the most irreverent and wittiest (and may we add smartest) political book you''re likely to encounter. Amazon.com spoke with Jon Stewart a few days before the 2004 publication of America (The Book) and they discussed bald eagles, magical talking cats, Thor Heyerdahl, and much more • Read the Amazon.com Interview with Jon Stewart • Listen to the Amazon.com Interview with Jon Stewart • Watch a "vintage" Amazon.com Exclusive Video from Jon StewartMore from Jon Stewart Naked Pictures of Famous People America (The Book) [Audio CD] The Daily Show with Jon Stewart: Indecision 2004 [DVD]