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New Releases by Bruce CampbellBruce Campbell is the author of The Decline of Empire (2025), The Mystery of the Iron Box. A Ken Holt Mystery (2023), DC Horror Presents: Sgt. Rock vs. The Army of the Dead (2023), Black Cat Weekly #81 (2023), DC Horror Presents: Sgt. Rock vs. The Army of the Dead #6 (2023).
release date: Feb 05, 2025
The Mystery of the Iron Box. A Ken Holt Mystery
release date: Oct 27, 2023
DC Horror Presents: Sgt. Rock vs. The Army of the Dead
release date: Oct 03, 2023
release date: Mar 19, 2023
DC Horror Presents: Sgt. Rock vs. The Army of the Dead #6
release date: Feb 28, 2023
DC Horror Presents: Sgt. Rock vs. The Army of the Dead #5
release date: Jan 24, 2023
DC Horror Presents: Sgt. Rock vs. The Army of the Dead #4
release date: Dec 27, 2022
DC Horror Presents: Sgt. Rock vs. The Army of the Dead #3
release date: Nov 22, 2022
DC Horror Presents: Sgt. Rock vs. The Army of the Dead #2
release date: Oct 25, 2022
DC Horror Presents: Sgt. Rock vs. The Army of the Dead #1
release date: Sep 27, 2022
The SA Generals and the Rise of Nazism
release date: Oct 21, 2021
The Cool Side of My Pillow
release date: Mar 15, 2021
Enquête sur la catastrophe de Lac-Mégantic
release date: Oct 16, 2019
The Lac-Mégantic Rail Disaster
release date: Oct 02, 2018
release date: Aug 15, 2017
Working with Worry and Rumination
release date: Mar 01, 2017
The Boy Detectives MEGAPACK ®: 12 Great Mysteries
release date: Oct 22, 2015
release date: Jun 27, 2013
Integrating Agriculture, Conservation and Ecotourism: Societal Influences
release date: Jun 23, 2012
Integrating Agriculture, Conservation and Ecotourism: Examples from the Field
release date: Jun 07, 2011
Regimental Book, Rhode Island Regiment for 1781 Andc
release date: Jan 01, 2011
release date: Feb 01, 2009
release date: Jan 01, 2009
release date: Jan 01, 2009
release date: Jan 01, 2009
release date: Jan 01, 2008
Handbook of Differentiated Instruction Using the Multiple Intelligences
release date: Jan 01, 2008
Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way
release date: Apr 01, 2007
What you''re reading right now is known as the "flap copy." This is where the 72,444 words of my latest book, Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way, are cooked down to fit in a 3 1⁄2-by-9 1⁄2-inch column. But how does one do that with a fictional story about a B movie actor''s disastrous attempt to finally star in a big-budget Hollywood movie? Do you tantalize readers with snappy zingers like the one in chapter six where Biff the Wonder Boy says, "You may be bred in ol'' Kentucky, but you''re only a crumb up here"? Or do you reveal pivotal plot points like the one at the end of the book where the little girl on crutches points an accusing finger and shouts, "The killer is Mr. Potter!" I have too much respect for you as an attention-deficient consumer to attempt such an obvious ruse. But let''s not play games here. You''ve already picked up the book, so you either: A. Know who I am B. Like the cool smoking jacket I''m wearing on the cover C. Have just discovered that the bookstore restroom is out of toilet paper Is this a relationship book? Well, if by "relationship book" you mean that the characters in it have relationships or are related to someone, then yes, absolutely. Will you learn how to pick up chicks? Good heavens, I can only hope so, though for best results in that department you should both read this book and be Brad Pitt. Is it a sequel to my autobiography, If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor? Sadly, no, which made it much harder to write. According to my publisher, I haven''t "done" enough since 2001 to warrant another memoir. Is it an "autobiographical novel"? Yes. I''m the lead character in the story and I''m a real person and everything in the book actually happened, except for all the stuff that didn''t. Mostly, the action revolves around my preparations for a pivotal role in director Mike Nichols''s A-list relationship film Let''s Make Love!, starring Richard Gere, Renée Zellweger, and Christopher Plummer. This is the kind of break most actors can only dream of. But my Homeric attempt to break through the glass ceiling of B-grade genre fare is hampered by a vengeful studio executive and a production that becomes infected by something called the "B movie virus," symptoms of which include excessive use of cheesy special effects, slapstick, and projectile vomiting. When someone fingers me as the guy responsible for the virus, thus ruining my good standing in the entertainment industry (hey, I said it was fiction, okay?), I become a fugitive racing against the clock, an innocent patsy battling the shadowy forces of the studio system to clear my name, save my career, and destroy the Death Star. In a jaw-dropping twist worthy of Hitchcock (page 274), you''ll gasp as I turn the tables on Hollywood and attempt to salvage my reputation in a town where you''re only as good as your last remake. From a violent fistfight with a Buddhist to a life-altering stint in federal prison, this novel has it all. If you like John Grisham, Tom Clancy, or one too many run-on sentences, you''ll absolutely love Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way. And if the 72,444 words are too time-consuming, there are lots and lots of cool graphics. Regards, Bruce "Don''t Call Me Ash" Campbell ~ Bruce Campbell''s first book, If Chins Could Kill, was a major sleeper hit and became a New York Times and national bestseller. His immense energy and sharp wit are in evidence again in Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way, a novel that will have readers laughing out loud.
release date: Jan 01, 2007
The Complete Guide to Low-Budget Feature Filmmaking
release date: Feb 01, 2006
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