Best Selling Books by Anna Kemp

Daisy is eating her breakfast when a big purple rhinoceros strolls into the kitchen - just like that! Then it takes a bite out of her pancake - just like that! Daisy tries to tell her mum and dad, but they''re much too busy to listen. They''re always too busy to listen. So Daisy starts talking to the rhino instead... A funny, heart-warming story, cooked up by the creators of the bestselling Dogs Don''t Do Ballet.

When a rockhopper penguin, and soon-to-be dad, awakes to discover he is far away from his nest, he travels by whatever means necessary to return to his expectant hatchling.

The funny, touching story of an Ice Age mammoth who finds himself in a modern day city from the bestselling author of Dogs Don''t Do Ballet. Big beast. Big city. BIG TROUBLE. When an Ice Age mammoth finds himself in a modern day city, he''s not at all sure what to make of this huge, gleaming forest. Strange birds in the sky, strange beetles on the ground and strange, shouty cavemen. Is he the only mammoth in the WORLD? A warm and and endearing story about finding your herd and a place to trumpet wildly from much-loved author Anna Kemp and exciting new illustrator, Adam Beer. Other books by Anna Kemp: Dogs Don''t Do Ballet Rhinos Don''t Eat Pancakes The Worst Princess Sir Lilypad Dave the Lonely Monster

Monstrous beasts have feelings too! This lively story of a lonely monster called Dave, who lives all alone in a retirement cave, is a lighthearted reminder that we should treat others as we would want to be treated ourselves - and that we could all do with a bit more monster in our lives! Another classic-in-the-making all about kindness from the unbeatable duo of brilliant author Anna Kemp and Sara Ogilive, illustrator of The Detective Dog. PRAISE FOR THE WORST PRINCESS: ‘Those sick of the cult of pink princesses will appreciate this quirky take on the traditional princess tale… A very funny new picture book’ The Bookseller Children''s Buyers Guide ‘Told in verse, and wonderfully illustrated by Sara Ogilvie, this picture book is so funny it could be safely recommended for all ages’ The Independent on Sunday PRAISE FOR DOGS DON’T DO BALLET: ‘This heart-warming and humorous story will help children to realise that everyday, including themselves, can surprise with an unexpected talent’ Read Me ‘This is a parent and child read together, laugh together and have fun with picture, story and words sort of a book’ School Librarian PRAISE FOR RHINOS DON’T EAT PANCAKES: ‘Offers a good-humoured warning to parents who don''t listen… The massive, full-colour pictures make this a delicious book’ The Independent on Sunday ‘Anna Kemp''s heart-warming story is told simply but with humour and emotion. And at the hands of Sara Ogilvie, all the characters are brought expressively to life.’ The Scotsman

"But the little mermaid did not want to think. She wanted only to walk, run and dance on the shores above." Discover Anna Kemp''s beautiful reimagining of the classic story, crafted for a new generation of children. After saving the life of Prince Eldo, Princess Coral falls in love with the world of humans. She longs for a life above water and on land. Disregarding her father, she seeks out the Sea Witch who grants her wish at a terrible price - what will Coral have to give up to realise her dreams? With magical illustrations from debut talent Natelle Quek, inspired by her Chinese-Malaysian heritage, and lyrical writing from award-winning author Anna Kemp, The Little Mermaid is the perfect bedtime story for young readers.

Celebrating ten Biff-tastic years of this hilarious story about a small dog with a big personality and even bigger dreams! Meet Biff, an adorable little puppy who will stop at nothing to become a ballet dancer. My dog is not like other dogs. He doesn''t do dog stuff like weeing on lampposts or scratching his fleas, or drinking out of the toilet. No, my dog likes moonlight and music and walking on his tiptoes. You see, my dog doesn''t think he''s a dog. My dog thinks he''s a ballerina! A fabulous feel-good book about a small dog with a big personality and even bigger dreams. This super-shiny 10th anniversary edition of this much-loved modern classic includes two brand-new pages showing what Biff has been up to since we saw him last! Also by Anna Kemp and Sara Ogilvie: The Worst Princess Sir Lilypad Rhinos Don''t Eat Pancakes Dave the Lonely Monster

''A magical, fairy-filled read with a twisty plot and main character you''ll adore'' A.F. Steadman, author of the internationally bestselling Skandar and the Unicorn Thief Looming ahead of them, black against the darkening sky, was the rocky bulk of a mountain . . . brave the perilous heights and fulfill the prophecy. Will you climb the Howling Mountain? Hazel and Portunia have discovered that the plan to steal magic, involving an alliance between the Fae and the humans, is bigger than they could have ever imagined - and every day more and more children are disappearing. To save Goblyn Wood, Hazel must climb to the Howling Mountain and retrieve the fabled Fairy Axe. She will be tested again and again on her journey. Can she fulfill the prophecy of the slipskin before the magic of Goblyn Wood is gone forever? The spectacular conclusion to this imaginative fantasy world by Waterstones prize-shortlisted author Anna Kemp perfect for fans of Nevermoor and Podkin One-Ear! Praise for Into Goblyn Wood: ''A fabulously rich adventure into a magical landscape, with that most important theme of all: believing in ourselves and the potential we hold.'' Sarah Lean, author of the bestselling The Last Bear ''An absolutely sparkling adventure. The perfect book to curl up with as we''re stepping into autumn'' Alex Foulkes, author of Rules for Vampires ''A beautiful story, beautifully told. Into Goblyn Wood gives readers a wonderful world to lose themselves inside, and to keep daydreaming about for a long time afterwards!'' Sylvia Bishop, author of The Bookshop Girl ''Anna Kemp’s world building is sublime . . . It’s unpredictable, perfectly paced and totally gripping... This is a truly brilliant book - fantasy at its finest. I could not put it down and cannot wait to read the next book in the series'' Netgalley reviewer

Once upon a time, in a tower near you, Lived a sad princess; the Princess Sue. "Some day," she sighed, "my prince will come, But I wish he''d move his royal bum." But when Princess Sue''s prince finally does arrive, he''s not quite what she had in mind. Find out how the feisty princess escapes the clutches of her twit of a prince in this funny, feminist twist on the traditional princess tale. Forget about pretty dresses, fairytale weddings and grand balls, Princess Sue is all about adventure, mischief and making unusual friends. She really is the worst princess! An empowering picture book from the brilliant author Anna Kemp, with illustrations by Sara Ogilive, illustrator of The Detective Dog – perfect for fans of Fantastically Great Women Who Changed the World, Princess Smartypants,Goodnight Stories for Rebel Girls and Ada Twist, Scientist. ‘Those sick of the cult of pink princesses will appreciate this quirky take on the traditional princess tale… A very funny new picture book’ The Bookseller Children''s Buyers Guide ‘Told in verse, and wonderfully illustrated by Sara Ogilvie, this picture book is so funny it could be safely recommended for all ages’ The Independent on Sunday ‘Girl power is celebrated in this picture book that turns the princess role firmly on its head’ Waking Brain Cells blog ‘This book will remind young girls that it takes courage and determination to be oneself, even when going after one’s dreams or when beginning and ending friendships’ curled up with a good kid''s book

When Frankie Blewitt brings home yet another F-for-failure school report it''s the last straw for his overachieving parents and they decide to send him to the Crammar Grammar boarding school. At first he is just relieved to be away from home, but he soon realises that there''s something really weird going on at Crammer Grammar… As Frankie tries to find out the secrets of the school he discovers that the headmaster, Dr Gore, has plans to turn all the students into robot-like super-brains using his Brain-drain machine! With the help of his new friends Neet and Wes, Alphonsine his crazy French nanny and a poodle named Colette, can Frankie save the day before it''s too late and change the F-for- failure to F-for-fantastic?

A fantastic, funny, froggy tale from internationally bestselling picture book duo, Anna Kemp and Sara Ogilvie. Once upon a time, in a deep dark bog, lived a teeny, tiny speckled frog. Now, he might be tiny (the other frogs call him stuff, like ''weedy pants'') but his ambition is great. For he wants to be known henceforth as Sir Lilypad! Sir Lilypad the brave and wise! Slayer of the - er - dragonflies. And all he needs to effect this transformation? A kiss from a willing princess, of course… A new fantastically funny, froggy tale from internationally bestselling picture book duo, Anna Kemp and Sara Ogilvie. Praise for The Worst Princess: "Those sick of the cult of pink princesses will appreciate this quirky take on the traditional princess tale…A very funny new picture book" The Bookseller Children''s Buyers Guide "Wonderfully illustrated by Sara Ogilvie, this picture book is so funny" Independent on Sunday "Packed with wry, understated humour which ensures that it will be enjoyed over and over again. As far as I''m concerned, she''s the best Princess."Peters educational books website

''A magical, fairy-filled read with a twisty plot and main character you''ll adore'' A.F. Steadman, author of the internationally bestselling Skandar and the Unicorn Thief Nobody knows what lies inside the Knoll nor what form the Fae have taken after all these years . . . join a quest of a lifetime to rescue Goblyn Wood from the fae, with a sequel to Into Goblyn Wood for fans of Nevermoor and Podkin One-Ear! Are you ready to enter Goblyn Wood . . . ? When Hazel ventured into Goblyn Wood, she discovered that she was part fairy and the Fae have been hoarding magic. Now, on a mission to help the other fairies and rescue her friend Pete, she needs to travel to the Fae Dominion. No one has been inside for years but Hazel arrives there, it’s a glorious paradise and Pete is happy. Hazel is sure that something is wrong but soon begins to forget about her mission. And in the world outside, the threat to Goblyn Wood is increasing… Can Hazel complete her mission and help bring balance back to Goblyn Wood? This adventure continues in this spectacularly imaginative fantasy world by Waterstones prize-shortlisted author Anna Kemp.

Beneath that hat is a very bad cat, her name is Moggie McFlea: The maddest, baddest, mischief-making cat in history. . . . When Magic Magda takes in villainous Moggie McFlea, things do not go well as Moggie tinkers with Magda’s every spell, resulting in cream in every fountain and a tabby on TV. Mags is in despair! But even Moggie McFlea doesn’t want to make poor Magda cry, so will they find a way to get the most out of being both naughty and nice? Discover tricks and treats galore in this funny and affectionate story from the bestselling author of Dogs Don''t Do Ballet, with irresistibly spiky illustrations from Adam Beer. Other books by Anna Kemp and Adam Beer: Mammoth Other books by Anna Kemp and Sara Ogilvie: Dogs Don''t Do Ballet Rhinos Don''t Eat Pancakes The Worst Princess Sir Lilypad Dave the Lonely Monster Other books by Adam Beer: Solo

In a beautiful, green, wild wild wood lives a gentle mole. But then a SOLD sign appears in the wood one morning, and Mole decides to write a firmly worded letter to Barry Bristlethwaite of Burnum Buildem Real Estate: their home is not for sale! But when diggers arrive the next morning, Mole and his friends must activate Plan B! Will they be able to save their wood? Wild Wild Wood is an empowering, rhyming tale about the power of using your voice.

Frankie and his pals are back and trying to save the world from another diabolical scheme by the evil Dr Gore. This time he''s planning to infiltrate the dreams of children everywhere using his army of robot toys! Can Frankie and his friends stop him before it''s too late?

Life as Creative Constraint is the first book to focus on the extraordinary life-writing of the French experimental writing group, the Oulipo. The Oulipo''s enthusiasm for literary games and formal gymnastics has seen its work caricatured as ''lifeless'' - impressively virtuoso but more interested in form than content and ultimately disengaged from the world. This book examines a broad corpus of work by Georges Perec, Marcel Bénabou, Jacques Roubaud and Anne F. Garréta to show that, despite the group''s early devotion to the radical impersonality of mathematics, later generations of oulipians have brought the group''s fascination with systems, games and constraints to bear on autobiography. Far from being ''lifeless'', oulipian constraints and concepts provide the tools that allow writers to engage critically and creatively with lived experience, and mine the potential of the autobiographical genre. The games played by these writers are not simply pastimes or cunning writing techniques, but modes of survival, self-examination, self-invention, and relating to the world and to others. As the title of Georges Perec’s masterpiece suggests, they are a mode d’emploi for life.

Fairies are real, but their power is waning . . . Embark on the adventure of a lifetime and discover the magic of Goblyn Wood, with the first book in a major new fantasy series for fans of Nevermoor and Podkin One-Ear! Are you ready to enter Goblyn Wood . . . ? Hazel has always known she was different, but she doesn’t know where she came from. When her best friend Pete is kidnapped by strange creatures, she must gather her courage and enter Goblyn Wood, a forest inhabited by fairies. But their magic is being drained away, and Hazel soon realises that her own power is the key to saving both Pete and her new friends. Embarking on an epic journey of discovery, can Hazel restore the balance of the fairy realm? The debut fiction novel from Waterstones prize-shortlisted Anna Kemp – enter this rich and immersive new fantasy world and meet a powerful new hero.

Festive fun from the team that brought you beloved bestseller Dogs Don''t Do Ballet! My dog is not like other dogs. My dog is a ballerina who dreams of being the Sugar Plum Fairy. So when Miss Polly announces the parts in our Christmas show, The Nutcracker, will my dog’s dream come true? Or will we both just be… bonbons? An irresistible story about friendship, positivity and the joy of being the very best bonbon in the box! Perfect for learning about how to be positive in the face of disappointment Warm and funny festive feel-good story based around putting on the popular ballet The Nutcracker Features the stars of the Roald Dahl Funny Prize-shortlisted Dogs Don’t Do Ballet From the illustrator of The Detective Dog Other books by Anna Kemp & Sara Ogilvie: Dogs Don''t Do Ballet Rhinos Don''t Eat Pancakes The Worst Princess Sir Lilypad Dave the Lonely Monster

"In recent years, the figure of the Muslim Woman has loomed large over mainstream feminist debate in France. Cast alternately as a Frenchwoman-in-the-making or a veiled threat, the Muslim Woman has become emblematic of France''s relationship to those identified as its cultural others. But throughout these debates, and in spite of their scale and passion, one view has been glaringly absent: the view of French Muslim women themselves. Drawing on sociological, polemical and literary writings, this thoughtful and wide-ranging study examines the unacknowledged colonial roots of French feminist discourses on Islam and femininity, before bringing to light examples of French Muslim women''s writing and activism that suggest alternative ways of being both French and a feminist. Shortlisted for the 2012 Gapper Prize, awarded annually by the Society for French Studies for the best book of its year by a scholar working in French studies in Britain or Ireland."

Once upon a time, in a tower near you, lived a sad princess; the Princess Sue. "Some day," she sighed, "my prince will come, but I wish he''d move his royal bum."

Bored of your run-of-the-mill princesses? Tired of the traditional princess-finds-her-prince tale? Looking for a princess with a bit more bite? Then this Book is for you. Forget about pretty dresses, fairytale weddings and grand balls, Princess Sue ia all about adventure, mischief, and making unusual friends. She really is the worst princess!

Hazel przeczuwa, że nie jest zwykłą dziewczynką, ale nie ma pojęcia, kim byli jej rodzice. Gdy ucieka z sierocińca wraz z najlepszym przyjacielem, Pete''em, by skryć się w Goblinowym Lesie, nawet nie podejrzewa, że właśnie tam znajdzie klucz do swego pochodzenia i odkryje niezwykłą moc, która w niej drzemie. Gdy Pete zostaje porwany przez dziwne stworzenia, Hazel rusza mu na ratunek. Wkrótce odkrywa, że w lesie mieszkają wróżki, lecz grozi im wielkie niebezpieczeństwo. Czy dziewczynce uda się ocalić chłopca oraz nowych przyjaciół i przywrócić równowagę w magicznej krainie?

Jolies, douces et fragiles, les princesses : quel ennui ! Mais qu''ont-elles donc toutes à vouloir être parfaites ? Bijoux brillants, eaux de toilette et robes de bal : aux oubliettes ! Zélie ne rêve que d''aventures, de batailles, de dragons, d''armures. Le prince charmant n''a qu''à bien se tenir, car cette princesse est vraiment la pire !

Riquiqui le crapaud, tout gluant et pas très beau, veut devenir un héros. Un vrai, un grand, un costaud ! Le roi des nénuphars en a assez des libellules, il se rêve chevalier, même avec ses pustules. Comme dans les contes de fées, seule une princesse pourrait l''aider et d''un baiser, le transformer, en fier et noble chevalier...

«El meu gos no és com els altres gossos. No fa el que fan tots els gossos. No aixeca la pota per fer pipí quan es troba un fanal, ni es grata quan té puces, ni beu l''aigua del vàter. No, al meu gos el que li agrada és escoltar música, contemplar la llum de la lluna i caminar de puntetes. I és que el meu gos es pensa que és un ballarí!»