Most Popular Books by Adam Wallace

Ahhhhh, unicorns. Magical, mystical, mythical, magnificent creatures! But, here''s the thing ... you do not want to EVER upset a unicorn! No chance no way no how! You should also never underestimate or unbalance them. It makes them so mad! Here''s just the start of the story: Never EVER upset a unicorn, Because there''s a proven link Between a unicorn becoming upset, And a unicorn kicking up a stink! Learn all the reasons why it''s a bad thing to upset a unicorn, and more, in this brand new book by the bestselling author of the How to Catch series, Adam Wallace, and the best-selling author of the Ninja Life Hacks series, Mary Nhin. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Dance with Dracula Never Ever Tickle a Turkey Never Ever Race a Reindeer Collect them all!

Everyone loves llamas! How could you not? They''re cute and cuddly and have those long necks. But there''s more to llamas than meets the eye, especially if, for some reason, you try to lick one! Never EVER lick a llama, Why? The reasons are immense. Decide NOW not to do it, Don''t sit on the fence. Come and join the fun in the brand new series, Never Ever, by the New York Times bestselling author of the How to Catch Series, Adam Wallace, and Ninja Life Hacks creator, Mary Nhin. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile Collect them all!

Do you like drawing cartoons? Do you like rhyming stories? Do you think upside-down bums are funny? Well then, this is the book for you! It has 10 rhyming stories that teach you how to draw 10 cartoons! For example, a bone becomes a bull; a mermaid becomes and elephant; a snowman becomes a penguin! It''s hours of creative fun. So get drawing. Go. NOW!

This biography of the Rev. Joshua Thomas, embraces sketches of his contemporaries, and remarkable camp meeting scenes, revival incidents and reminiscences of the introduction of Methodism on the islands of the Chesapeake and the Eastern Shores of Maryland and Virginia. Includes fascinating details of the occupation of Tangier Island and Harbor by a large British fleet during the War of .

Jackson Payne is auditioning for the school play so he can be an acting star. The problem is, instead of being a star, he''s a meteorite, crashing into everything he passes!But when disaster strikes on opening night, it''s up to Jackson to step in and save the day ... without actually stepping ON anyone!

Drawing is awesome fun. Seriously awesome. But, learning to draw can sometimes seem really hard, boring, and boring! That is why with the help of my brain, I have created this book. It is a book that gives you the basics of drawing cartoon animals. You''ll learn expressions, proportions, and more -- AND, you will do it all with a smile on your face. WHY? Well, because all the instructions are in rhyme, and they are all in the form of a little story. So the dog, for example, starts off as a UFO flying around. Then the headlight comes on, doors open, it is all happening, and before long you have drawn a dog! WOO HOO! As for the cat, WOAH NELLY -- the cat starts off as something I cannot even discuss here. What is that? I can ??? Awesome then... THAT CAT STARTS OFF AS A BUM!!!!! So get a pencil, a piece of paper, and get ready for a whole lot of fun. Most of all do not worry about mistakes. Everyone makes them, and drawing is not meant to be a stress it is meant to be AWESOME!

It''s Halloween, and everybody''s ready to get down and boogie ... except for the Boogeyman. But Dracula''s there, and some other monsters too. Unfortunately, one rule of Halloween is this ... never EVER Dance with Dracula. That guy''s crazy! Never EVER dance with Dracula, Especially not at night. Because when Dracula is hungry, His dance moves have real bite! And those other monsters? Skeletons shimmying, ghosts getting groovy, and zombies doing Zumba! It''s a crazy monster mash, and you''re right in the middle of it! Join us on the dancefloor for some groovy Halloween fun with Never EVER Dance With Dracula, the brand new creation from the brains of Adam Wallace, author of the How to Catch series and Mary Nhin, creator of the Ninja Life Hacks series. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile Collect them all!

A brand-new and hilarious illustrated series for children aged 7+ from the creators of the bestselling Fartboy series!When twins Noah and Jordie discover a secret letter from their long-lost Grandpa Galileo, they launch a rescue mission with the help of their friends and a magical mini-golf hole that sucks them into another world!Will they save Galileo?Will they also become trapped?Or will they be burnt to a crisp and eaten by vicious dragons?There''s only one way to find out ...But BEWARE!If you keep reading these pages, YOU might get sucked into THE MOST INCREDIBLE GOLF COURSE IN THE UNIVERSE too ...A hilarious golfing fantasy adventure by the creators of Fartboy!

Vulcan Toscadero''s parents are the most important people in the world to him. When they die in extremely bizarre circumstances, Vulcan has a decision to make.Does he live with the uncle he has never met before, his seemingly 1,000,000 year old grandparents, or Nathaniel Winston Jones the Third, Esquire, the richest man in town?It is a decision that will change Vulcan''s life FOREVER ... well, not like forever forever, but at least till he''s like 60 or something.With all illustrations in stick figure form, and filled with humour and action, Stick (it to the) Man is a book for reluctant and confident readers alike.

The Incredible Journey of Pete McGee is an exciting, fun, sad, hilarious story about facing your fears and overcoming them. It looks at disabilities and how they can affect lives, and how they don''t have to stop you fulfilling your dreams. The book does this with humor and adventure, with love and laughter, and with danger and excitement. Twelve-year-old Pete McGee was born with only one arm. He dreams of one day becoming a great and noble knight, but only his mother has the faith and belief that he will actually make the dream a reality. The McGees are very poor and Mrs. McGee is a sick woman. When Pete hears of the Wilderene flower, a flower that can perform miracles, he begins a quest to find it to cure his dying mother.

Mermaids are amazing and pretty and nice, but you should never, EVER marry one! It''s one disaster after another. Don''t believe me? Well, here read on: Never, ever marry a mermaid, That would not go well. There''s something fishy about a mermaid, That isn''t just the smell! Come and join the fun in the brand new series, Never Ever, by the New York Times bestselling author of the How to Catch Series, Adam Wallace, and Ninja Life Hacks creator, Mary Nhin. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile

A brand-new and hilarious illustrated series for children aged 7+ from the creators of the bestselling Fartboy series! The heat is turned up on the GOLF Squad when they are sucked into a desert world. Giant sand dunes full of traps, lava-filled hazards and a MEGA-GIANT SAND ZOMBIE stand between them and the golf hole. Will hideous mutant spiders carry them away? Will they be eaten by a massive, fang-filled sand mouth? Or will Grandpa Galileo finally return home to foil GOOF''s evil plans? There''s only one way to find out ... But BEWARE! If you keep reading, YOU might get sucked into THE MOST INCREDIBLE GOLF COURSE IN THE UNIVERSE too ... A hilarious golfing fantasy adventure by the creators of Fartboy!

Snap the plush dinosaur bracelet onto your arm as you snuggle up this Christmas to read How to Catch a Dinosaur, part of the New York Times and USA Today bestselling series! Do dinosaurs still walk among us? Sure, no one has seen one, but if alligators, whales, and even birds still exist, then dinosaurs must still exist, right? Join the daring How to Catch Kids as they try to wrangle a dinosaur in time for the school science fair and prove they''re still around! Parents, young readers, dinosaur lovers, and educators alike will roar with laughter in this dinosaur picture book that blends STEAM concepts with hilarity and clever chaos. Do YOU have what it takes to pluck a prehistoric pal? The bracelet is a classic plush made with premium quality that kids will love--just slap the band onto your wrist and enjoy! Bracelet and Book Pair: The cute dinosaur snap bracelet doubles as a fun accessory, so kids can carry a piece of the How to Catch adventure wherever they go. Premium Quality: The band is covered with soft silicone so that it''s comfortable and safe to wear--it''s non-toxic, child safe, and 100% safety test approved. Perfect for Gifting: The nostalgic format of the wristband makes this a charming party favor for holiday stocking stuffers or Christmas gifts, birthdays, or Easter baskets from parents and grandparents and more.

The Pug and the Butt are on the run!And S.M. Ellybutt is in hot pursuit!Will our favourite hounds stay one step ahead of the desperate dog catcher? Or will they find themselves in an even stickier situation?

As Christmas draws near, reindeer have some fun in store: You get out of the bin and run again, You won''t be beaten that easy. But Donner puts eggnog in your water, And now you''re feeling queasy! Follow the journey in this brand new Never Ever book, created by the bestselling author of the How to Catch series, Adam Wallace, and the creator of the Ninja Life Hacks series, Mary Nhin. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Dance with a Crocodile u200bu200bu200bu200bu200bu200bu200bNever Ever Race a Reindeer Collect them all!

''Are you ready to catch? From the New York Times bestselling series, How to Catch, this collection of eight adventure stories encourages kids to set their traps and get reading! Will you be able to catch a dinosaur? Outswim a mermaid? Or even net a yeti? Let these How to Catch tales take you on a reading adventure that will be sure to thrill again and again!''-from back of book

"Martin Kennedy is the tidiest boy in the world’s tidiest town. Martin is so neat and clean that he has never ever farted–UNTIL NOW...A freak accident dooms Martin to a dreadful destiny of baked beans and bottom blowouts. With the help of the Grand Fart Master, can Martin learn to harness the power of his new skill and use it to save the day?"

"Make holiday reading fun with How to Catch characters! Elf, snowman, reindeer." -- Back cover.

If you love drawing, or even just love the idea of drawing, but don''t think you can ... this is the book for you! Draw Zoo Animals NOW teaches you, step-by-step, how to draw 7, count ''em SEVEN ultra cool cartoon Zoo animals! Written and illustrated by best-selling author Adam Wallace, the instructions are all in rhyme. Not only that, they tell a little story! So the panda starts as a ship anchor, the gorilla starts as toast and the monkey starts as un upside-down bum! The book teaches one way to draw the animals, but the idea is that this is a starting point, and as you gather the skills within, you can begin to spread your wings and create your own versions of the animals. Examples of ways you can change expressions and more is at the end of each animal''s set of instructions. So get that pencil out, get a piece of paper and let''s have some old-school drawing fun!

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