New Releases by Adam Wallace

Best friends Monty and Mandy get excited over EVERYTHING, including the PING of a microwave! Imagine how excited they are to go to Camp Spaloonka, their first ever school camp. Will they outsmart Samson O''Reilly and win the Talent Show? Will they survive Whitewater Mania? Most importantly, will everyone else survive their camp hijinks? A fun, loveable book about what it takes to be best friends forever!

Deck the holidays in laughter with this funny read-aloud from Adam Wallace, #1 New York Times bestselling author of the How to Catch series. What if dinosaurs joined your Christmas celebration? From a chomped tree to an Ankylosaurus stuck in the chimney and a devoured Christmas dinner, it''s a dino disaster! You''ve always thought that dinosaurs are super fascinating. But should they really join in with your Christmas celebrating? Watch out, Santa! Christmas has a new cast of stars, and they are eager to make this a holiday to remember. Start a new family tradition with this silly picture book adventure featuring Jurassic characters, lively rhymes, and hilarious illustrations from Christopher Nielsen. A Very Dinosaur Christmas is perfect for boys and girls 4 to 10 years old and dino lovers of all ages, fans of How Do Dinosaurs Say Merry Christmas and How to Catch a Dinosaur, fun holiday story times and getting the giggles out before bed, a gift for underneath the tree or a humorous choice on an Advent reading list, and celebrating your holiday with a bonus craft activity by making a dinosaur tree ornament. And don''t miss the first title in Adam Wallace''s A Very Celebration series: A Very Dinosaur Birthday.

From New York Times bestselling author Adam Wallace comes a side-splitting, hair-pulling bedtime story about the familiar struggles when you just can''t sleep! Can''t sleep? It can be hard to nod off sometimes. But don''t worry, we know just the thing to make you tired... What, still awake? WHY WON''T YOU SLEEP? A hilarious story from bestselling How to Catch A series author Adam Wallace and bold, comical illustrations by Carla Martell perfectly capture the narrator''s good intentions and mounting frustration as they try to get the reader to go to sleep! With plenty of gags and a funny twist at the end, this is sure to make the whole family giggle!

A brand-new and hilarious illustrated series for children aged 7+ from the creators of the bestselling Fartboy series! When twins Noah and Jordie discover a secret letter from their long-lost Grandpa Galileo, they launch a rescue mission with the help of their friends and a magical mini-golf hole that sucks them into another world! Will they save Galileo? Will they also become trapped? Or will they be burnt to a crisp and eaten by vicious dragons? There''s only one way to find out ... But BEWARE! If you keep reading, YOU might get sucked into THE MOST INCREDIBLE GOLF COURSE IN THE UNIVERSE too ... A hilarious golfing fantasy adventure by the creators of Fartboy!

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A brand-new and hilarious illustrated series for children aged 7+ from the creators of the bestselling Fartboy series!When twins Noah and Jordie discover a secret letter from their long-lost Grandpa Galileo, they launch a rescue mission with the help of their friends and a magical mini-golf hole that sucks them into another world!Will they save Galileo?Will they also become trapped?Or will they be burnt to a crisp and eaten by vicious dragons?There''s only one way to find out ...But BEWARE!If you keep reading these pages, YOU might get sucked into THE MOST INCREDIBLE GOLF COURSE IN THE UNIVERSE too ...A hilarious golfing fantasy adventure by the creators of Fartboy!

A Very Dinosaur Birthday Educator''s Guide is a companion to A Very Dinosaur Birthday by Adam Wallace. This guide can be utilized in the classroom, in a home school setting, or by parents seeking additional resources. Ideal for ages 4-10.

"Make holiday reading fun with How to Catch characters! Elf, snowman, reindeer." -- Back cover.

The Catch Club Kids come with fabulous ideas to catch wonderful creatures in these 4 early reader stories.

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Super Silly Slapstick Stories has just that ... super silly slapstick stories! It''s right in the title! Six of them are written by pretty boring adults, and seven of them are written by pretty awesome kids! From disastrous weddings and dinner parties, to clowns attacking with cream buns, to the worst babysitters in the history of babysitting, it''s all crazy, it''s all chaos, it''s all super silly!

A humorous tale about dad jokes, perfect for Father''s Day! It''s Father''s Day and this little lion cub thinks his dad is the best -- except for his terrible jokes. Will he ever give them a rest? Not likely. A perfect gift for all kinds of dads -- particularly ones who tell really bad jokes!

Join these adventurous kids as they try to catch four magical friends: a mermaid, a unicorn, the tooth fairy, and a loveosaurus. An easy-reader format of the popular How to Catch series with four stories in one book.The Catch Club Kids come with fabulous ideas to catch wonderful creatures in these 4 early reader stories.

Martin Kennedy, aka Fartboy, has been awarded a scholarship to attend The Amazingly Fancy School of Excellence in Sparkle City. But there''s a catch ... Sparkle City is under attack by alien beans out to get revenge for every bean that''s ever been eaten! Their only weakness? The human fart. But there are too many and Fartboy''s pong just isn''t enough. He must bring together a team of Fartastic super-farters! Can he unite their stink in time to save the planet from a beany end?

Ahhhhh, unicorns. Magical, mystical, mythical, magnificent creatures! But, here''s the thing ... you do not want to EVER upset a unicorn! No chance no way no how! You should also never underestimate or unbalance them. It makes them so mad! Here''s just the start of the story: Never EVER upset a unicorn, Because there''s a proven link Between a unicorn becoming upset, And a unicorn kicking up a stink! Learn all the reasons why it''s a bad thing to upset a unicorn, and more, in this brand new book by the bestselling author of the How to Catch series, Adam Wallace, and the best-selling author of the Ninja Life Hacks series, Mary Nhin. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Dance with Dracula Never Ever Tickle a Turkey Never Ever Race a Reindeer Collect them all!

As Christmas draws near, reindeer have some fun in store: You get out of the bin and run again, You won''t be beaten that easy. But Donner puts eggnog in your water, And now you''re feeling queasy! Follow the journey in this brand new Never Ever book, created by the bestselling author of the How to Catch series, Adam Wallace, and the creator of the Ninja Life Hacks series, Mary Nhin. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Dance with a Crocodile u200bu200bu200bu200bu200bu200bu200bNever Ever Race a Reindeer Collect them all!

As Thanksgiving draws near, we have a lot to be thankful for, but one thing we should always be thankful for is this ... we didn''t tickle a turkey! Why? Well, you should never EVER tickle a turkey! It leads to disaster! Here''s one stinky reason it''s not good: And finally, the most serious reason, And a stinky one to boot. Is tickling makes turkeys laugh so much, The turkey''s gonna toot! Not only that, but you shouldn''t trust a turkey either, or translate its gobbles into words. There are SO many things you shouldn''t do to a turkey! Find them all out in this brand new Never Ever book, created by the bestselling author of the How to Catch series, Adam Wallace, and the creator of the Ninja Life Hacks series, Mary Nhin. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile u200bu200bu200bu200bu200bu200bu200bNever Ever Race a Reindeer Collect them all!

It''s Halloween, and everybody''s ready to get down and boogie ... except for the Boogeyman. But Dracula''s there, and some other monsters too. Unfortunately, one rule of Halloween is this ... never EVER Dance with Dracula. That guy''s crazy! Never EVER dance with Dracula, Especially not at night. Because when Dracula is hungry, His dance moves have real bite! And those other monsters? Skeletons shimmying, ghosts getting groovy, and zombies doing Zumba! It''s a crazy monster mash, and you''re right in the middle of it! Join us on the dancefloor for some groovy Halloween fun with Never EVER Dance With Dracula, the brand new creation from the brains of Adam Wallace, author of the How to Catch series and Mary Nhin, creator of the Ninja Life Hacks series. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile Collect them all!

This coloring book is intended to challenge you. Each of these unique patterns has been created to make you think about patterns, color concepts, and consistency. Make each page your own. Enjoy.

A New York Times bestseller! From the NYT and USA Today bestselling How to Catch series comes a fantastical gingerbread man book that makes a funny gift for kids! Do you have what it takes to catch the Gingerbread Man? The famous storybook character has magically come to life and leapt from the pages during story time! Follow along as the Gingerbread Man runs loose in a bookstore with the help of Robin Hood, Sherlock Holmes, Peter Rabbit, nursery rhyme characters, and more! If you set the right traps, you might...just might be able to catch this wily cookie and finish the fairy tale! Filled with zany STEAM traps, a silly story, and fun illustrations, this hilarious picture book is the perfect read aloud for parents, educators, and kids ages 4-10! When the storyteller starts to read, "Run, run, as fast as you can," I''m off in a start, and you''ll have to be smart to catch me, the Gingerbread Man! Also in the How to Catch Series: How to Catch a Unicorn How to Catch a Mermaid How to Catch a Dragon How to Catch a Yeti How to Catch a Monster and more!

Everyone loves llamas! How could you not? They''re cute and cuddly and have those long necks. But there''s more to llamas than meets the eye, especially if, for some reason, you try to lick one! Never EVER lick a llama, Why? The reasons are immense. Decide NOW not to do it, Don''t sit on the fence. Come and join the fun in the brand new series, Never Ever, by the New York Times bestselling author of the How to Catch Series, Adam Wallace, and Ninja Life Hacks creator, Mary Nhin. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile Collect them all!

Martin is hot on the trail of his missing parents when he''s called on to become Fartboy, the world''s SMELLIEST super hero. A new doctor is in Sparkletown, and he is DISGUSTING. His cures are made from vacuum cleaner dust, mouldy cornflakes, crusty crumbs and filthy fur. Martin''s search for Mum and Dad is put on hold—only a fart a day keeps THIS doctor away!

A humorous warning of why certain animals should never receive a massage.

A collection of four adventure stories encourages kids to set their traps and get reading! Will you be able to catch a dragon? Outswim a mermaid? Or even outsmart a unicorn? Let these How to Catch tales take you on a reading adventure that will be sure to thrill again and again