New Releases by Adam Wallace

Best friends Monty and Mandy get excited over EVERYTHING, including the PING of a microwave! Imagine how excited they are to go to Camp Spaloonka, their first ever school camp. Will they outsmart Samson O''Reilly and win the Talent Show? Will they survive Whitewater Mania? Most importantly, will everyone else survive their camp hijinks? A fun, loveable book about what it takes to be best friends forever!

A brand-new and hilarious illustrated series for children aged 7+ from the creators of the bestselling Fartboy series! Noah, Jordie and their Golf Squad friends are still trying to rescue Grandpa Galileo. And now the most incredible golf course in the universe is threatening to swallow THEM whole! Will they be squished by giant cabbages? Will they be turned into huge hand-burgers? Will anyone survive this snacktacular quest? There''s only bun way to find out ... But BEWARE! If you keep reading, YOU might get sucked into THE MOST INCREDIBLE GOLF COURSE IN THE UNIVERSE too ... A hilarious golfing fantasy adventure by the creators of Fartboy!

Deck the holidays in laughter with this funny read-aloud from Adam Wallace, #1 New York Times bestselling author of the How to Catch series. What if dinosaurs joined your Christmas celebration? From a chomped tree to an Ankylosaurus stuck in the chimney and a devoured Christmas dinner, it''s a dino disaster! You''ve always thought that dinosaurs are super fascinating. But should they really join in with your Christmas celebrating? Watch out, Santa! Christmas has a new cast of stars, and they are eager to make this a holiday to remember. Start a new family tradition with this silly picture book adventure featuring Jurassic characters, lively rhymes, and hilarious illustrations from Christopher Nielsen. A Very Dinosaur Christmas is perfect for boys and girls 4 to 10 years old and dino lovers of all ages, fans of How Do Dinosaurs Say Merry Christmas and How to Catch a Dinosaur, fun holiday story times and getting the giggles out before bed, a gift for underneath the tree or a humorous choice on an Advent reading list, and celebrating your holiday with a bonus craft activity by making a dinosaur tree ornament. And don''t miss the first title in Adam Wallace''s A Very Celebration series: A Very Dinosaur Birthday.

From New York Times bestselling author Adam Wallace comes a side-splitting, hair-pulling bedtime story about the familiar struggles when you just can''t sleep! Can''t sleep? It can be hard to nod off sometimes. But don''t worry, we know just the thing to make you tired... What, still awake? WHY WON''T YOU SLEEP? A hilarious story from bestselling How to Catch A series author Adam Wallace and bold, comical illustrations by Carla Martell perfectly capture the narrator''s good intentions and mounting frustration as they try to get the reader to go to sleep! With plenty of gags and a funny twist at the end, this is sure to make the whole family giggle!

A brand-new and hilarious illustrated series for children aged 7+ from the creators of the bestselling Fartboy series! When twins Noah and Jordie discover a secret letter from their long-lost Grandpa Galileo, they launch a rescue mission with the help of their friends and a magical mini-golf hole that sucks them into another world! Will they save Galileo? Will they also become trapped? Or will they be burnt to a crisp and eaten by vicious dragons? There''s only one way to find out ... But BEWARE! If you keep reading, YOU might get sucked into THE MOST INCREDIBLE GOLF COURSE IN THE UNIVERSE too ... A hilarious golfing fantasy adventure by the creators of Fartboy!

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A brand-new and hilarious illustrated series for children aged 7+ from the creators of the bestselling Fartboy series!When twins Noah and Jordie discover a secret letter from their long-lost Grandpa Galileo, they launch a rescue mission with the help of their friends and a magical mini-golf hole that sucks them into another world!Will they save Galileo?Will they also become trapped?Or will they be burnt to a crisp and eaten by vicious dragons?There''s only one way to find out ...But BEWARE!If you keep reading these pages, YOU might get sucked into THE MOST INCREDIBLE GOLF COURSE IN THE UNIVERSE too ...A hilarious golfing fantasy adventure by the creators of Fartboy!

A Very Dinosaur Birthday Educator''s Guide is a companion to A Very Dinosaur Birthday by Adam Wallace. This guide can be utilized in the classroom, in a home school setting, or by parents seeking additional resources. Ideal for ages 4-10.

The Pug and the Butt are on the run!And S.M. Ellybutt is in hot pursuit!Will our favourite hounds stay one step ahead of the desperate dog catcher? Or will they find themselves in an even stickier situation?

A hilarious illustrated young fiction series starring Martin Kennedy - the tidiest boy in the world''s tidiest town - from witty duo Adam Wallace and James Hart. Martin is so neat and clean that he has never everfarted ... UNTIL NOW! A freak accident dooms Martin to a dreadful destiny of: baked beans; and bottom blowouts. With the help of his grand fart master, can Martin learn to harness the power of his new skill and use it to save the day? Fantastically fun illustrations throughout For fans of Captain Underpants, The Bad Guys and WeirDo Perfect for beginner readers (and those who love baked beans!)

A humorous tale about dad jokes, perfect for Father''s Day! It''s Father''s Day and this little lion cub thinks his dad is the best -- except for his terrible jokes. Will he ever give them a rest? Not likely. A perfect gift for all kinds of dads -- particularly ones who tell really bad jokes!

Ahhhhh, unicorns. Magical, mystical, mythical, magnificent creatures! But, here''s the thing ... you do not want to EVER upset a unicorn! No chance no way no how! You should also never underestimate or unbalance them. It makes them so mad! Here''s just the start of the story: Never EVER upset a unicorn, Because there''s a proven link Between a unicorn becoming upset, And a unicorn kicking up a stink! Learn all the reasons why it''s a bad thing to upset a unicorn, and more, in this brand new book by the bestselling author of the How to Catch series, Adam Wallace, and the best-selling author of the Ninja Life Hacks series, Mary Nhin. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Dance with Dracula Never Ever Tickle a Turkey Never Ever Race a Reindeer Collect them all!

As Christmas draws near, reindeer have some fun in store: You get out of the bin and run again, You won''t be beaten that easy. But Donner puts eggnog in your water, And now you''re feeling queasy! Follow the journey in this brand new Never Ever book, created by the bestselling author of the How to Catch series, Adam Wallace, and the creator of the Ninja Life Hacks series, Mary Nhin. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Dance with a Crocodile u200bu200bu200bu200bu200bu200bu200bNever Ever Race a Reindeer Collect them all!

As Thanksgiving draws near, we have a lot to be thankful for, but one thing we should always be thankful for is this ... we didn''t tickle a turkey! Why? Well, you should never EVER tickle a turkey! It leads to disaster! Here''s one stinky reason it''s not good: And finally, the most serious reason, And a stinky one to boot. Is tickling makes turkeys laugh so much, The turkey''s gonna toot! Not only that, but you shouldn''t trust a turkey either, or translate its gobbles into words. There are SO many things you shouldn''t do to a turkey! Find them all out in this brand new Never Ever book, created by the bestselling author of the How to Catch series, Adam Wallace, and the creator of the Ninja Life Hacks series, Mary Nhin. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile u200bu200bu200bu200bu200bu200bu200bNever Ever Race a Reindeer Collect them all!

A New York Times bestseller! From the NYT and USA Today bestselling How to Catch series comes a fantastical gingerbread man book that makes a funny gift for kids! Do you have what it takes to catch the Gingerbread Man? The famous storybook character has magically come to life and leapt from the pages during story time! Follow along as the Gingerbread Man runs loose in a bookstore with the help of Robin Hood, Sherlock Holmes, Peter Rabbit, nursery rhyme characters, and more! If you set the right traps, you might...just might be able to catch this wily cookie and finish the fairy tale! Filled with zany STEAM traps, a silly story, and fun illustrations, this hilarious picture book is the perfect read aloud for parents, educators, and kids ages 4-10! When the storyteller starts to read, "Run, run, as fast as you can," I''m off in a start, and you''ll have to be smart to catch me, the Gingerbread Man! Also in the How to Catch Series: How to Catch a Unicorn How to Catch a Mermaid How to Catch a Dragon How to Catch a Yeti How to Catch a Monster and more!

Martin is hot on the trail of his missing parents when he''s called on to become Fartboy, the world''s SMELLIEST super hero. A new doctor is in Sparkletown, and he is DISGUSTING. His cures are made from vacuum cleaner dust, mouldy cornflakes, crusty crumbs and filthy fur. Martin''s search for Mum and Dad is put on hold—only a fart a day keeps THIS doctor away!

Martin is hot on the trail of his missing parents when he''s called on to become Fartboy, the world''s SMELLIEST super hero. A new doctor is in Sparkletown, and he is DISGUSTING. His cures are made from vacuum cleaner dust, mouldy cornflakes, crusty crumbs and filthy fur. Martin''s search for Mum and Dad is put on hold-only a fart a day keeps THIS doctor away!

The day before Christmas is a very special day, but it was without a name for a very long time. Until one year, a very special elf named Eve, realised that the Head Elf was destroying Christmas, and that the Christmas Spirit needed to be found. So that is what she set out to do and, in the process, she changed the day before Christmas forever!

A USA Today Bestseller! From the New York Times and USA Today bestselling How to Catch series comes a new winter adventure! Our heroes'' entry for the snowman contest has magically come to life—and ran away! Can YOU help catch it? Get ready for snow much fun as you travel through a winter wonderland with running, skating, and bouncing through trap after trap to catch the snowman and claim the winning prize. Will the snowman teach our heroes a lesson they''ll never forget? Who snows! This delightful picture book for ages 4-10 is filled with silly rhymes, fun art, and STEAM connections perfect for families and educators to enjoy this winter or as a holiday stocking stuffer. I don''t thumpity-thump or give warm hugs—that''s for my snowman friends to do. Clever kids will try to trap me, but who will catch me...YOU? Also in the How to Catch Series: How to Catch a Yeti How to Catch a Mermaid How to Catch a Dinosaur How to Catch an Elf How to Catch a Monster and more!

From the New York Times and USA Today bestselling team comes a new, epic winter adventure in the How to Catch series! When our brilliant How to Catch Kids hear about the legendary Yeti, they head to the mountains to catch a glimpse and prove it really exists! Full of hilarious high jinks, bright illustrations, and clever STEM traps, this funny picture book for kids is a fun-filled ride you won''t want to miss! Will our Catch Club Kids prove the Yeti exists, or will he remain a mystery to the world? We''ve all heard unexplained tales of the Yeti, Bigfoot, Sasquatch, and more... do YOU have what it takes to catch one? Find out in this action-packed story for children, the perfect read aloud all winter, as a Christmas gift for kids, for classroom activities, and beyond! Legend has it there lives a beast we really want to meet. He''s extra huge with snow-white fur and giant, fuzzy feet! I know the Yeti does exist, and I can prove it too! And with my friends, we''ll find him fast before the day is through! Also in the How to Catch Series: How to Catch a Unicorn How to Catch a Snowman How to Catch a Dinosaur How to Catch an Elf How to Catch a Monster and more!

Power of the Pen By: Lewis Adam Wallace Jr. Power of the Pen is based on the author’s study of religion and Christianity for over fourteen years. He believes a real Christian life is a strong foundation to build a life on and it will help people learn how to change and grow. He hopes that this book will help the reader to sow the seeds for a growing and thriving Christian lifestyle.

"Martin Kennedy is the tidiest boy in the world’s tidiest town. Martin is so neat and clean that he has never ever farted–UNTIL NOW...A freak accident dooms Martin to a dreadful destiny of baked beans and bottom blowouts. With the help of the Grand Fart Master, can Martin learn to harness the power of his new skill and use it to save the day?"

From the #1 New York Times and USA Today bestselling How to Catch series comes an all-new dragon story, a great Chinese New Year book for kids! Do you have what it takes to snag a dragon? The How to Catch kids are off again, this time trying to catch a dragon as they chase him through Chinese New Year celebrations! Set in China during the Spring Festival, otherwise known as Chinese New Year, the wily dragon will have to avoid trap after trap as the kids run through paper lanterns, red lunar envelopes, fireworks, and more! With bonus educational content and Mandarin translations in the back to enhance your reading experience, How to Catch a Dragon is the perfect dragon book for kids ages 3-8! Dragons are a clever bunch, They''re difficult to catch. You''ll have to set the ultimate trap- But have you met your match? Also in the How to Catch Series: How to Catch a Unicorn How to Catch a Mermaid How to Catch a Dragon How to Catch a Monster How to Catch an Elf and more!

From the New York Times and USA Today bestselling team comes a dinomite How to Catch adventure sure to delight any dinosaur fan, the perfect Easter basket stuffer! Do dinosaurs still walk among us? Sure, no one has seen one, but if alligators, whales, and even birds still exist, then dinosaurs must still exist, right? Join the daring How to Catch Kids as they try to wrangle a dinosaur in time for the school science fair and prove they''re still around! Parents, young readers, dinosaur lovers, and educators alike will roar with laughter in this dinosaur picture book that blends STEAM concepts with hilarity and clever chaos. Do YOU have what it takes to pluck a prehistoric pal? Perfect for kids ages 4-10, this fun story makes a great birthday and back to school gift, stocking and basket stuffer, or read aloud for any occasion! Can you catch a dinosaur and prove they''re still around? Use your brain and set your traps to get that dino found! Also in the How to Catch Series: How to Catch a Unicorn How to Catch a Mermaid How to Catch a Dragon How to Catch a Monster How to Catch an Loveosaurus and more!

The #1 New York Times bestseller! Try to catch one of the world''s most elusive mythical creatures—the unicorn—in this enchanting picture book for kids, the perfect Easter basket stuffer! From the New York Times and USA Today bestselling How to Catch series comes a dazzling new adventure! Filled with zany traps, STEAM concepts, silly rhymes, and lots of rainbow unicorn fun, parents, educators, and young readers alike will delight in this colorful story as the How to Catch Kids are off in the zoo to catch this fantastical beast. Perfect for children ages 4-10, this is the ultimate unicorn gift of the year, great for birthdays, bedtime, or any occasion! Can you catch the unicorn? You''ll have to use your brain, So set your traps and prep your team to pet that rainbow mane! Also in the How to Catch Series: How to Catch a Mermaid How to Catch a Dinosaur How to Catch the Tooth Fairy How to Catch a Monster and more!

Vulcan Toscadero''s parents are the most important people in the world to him. When they die in extremely bizarre circumstances, Vulcan has a decision to make.Does he live with the uncle he has never met before, his seemingly 1,000,000 year old grandparents, or Nathaniel Winston Jones the Third, Esquire, the richest man in town?It is a decision that will change Vulcan''s life FOREVER ... well, not like forever forever, but at least till he''s like 60 or something.With all illustrations in stick figure form, and filled with humour and action, Stick (it to the) Man is a book for reluctant and confident readers alike.

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