Best Selling Books by Adam Wallace

Jackson Payne has blundered his way onto the front page of the newspaper. He''s a hero! A star! HE''S BRILLIANT! The problem is, Jackson''s believing the hype. He''s getting a big head. A huge head! Like, he thinks he''s the biggest legend in the entire world! And that''s when things start going very, very wrong.

Super Silly Slapstick Stories has just that ... super silly slapstick stories! It''s right in the title! Six of them are written by pretty boring adults, and seven of them are written by pretty awesome kids! From disastrous weddings and dinner parties, to clowns attacking with cream buns, to the worst babysitters in the history of babysitting, it''s all crazy, it''s all chaos, it''s all super silly!

Jackson Payne is heading to his Nan and Pop''s farm, and the farm isn''t ready. Milking machines, missing chickens, and crazy cousins all come together to create a frantically fantastic bumper crop of laughs.

Ages 2 to 11 years. Mac O''Beasty was a huge Scottish monster who dreamed of travelling the land, playing his bagpipes. Every time he played, all the other monsters danced and danced and danced. How they loved to hear him! Mac sadly wished he could dance to music but he was too big and fat. He had never run, or climbed a tree even. Mac loved eating sugary food and fatty junk food and it was making him so fat he could hardly move. One day, a little monster called Julie, who was a personal trainer told Mac that she needed to help him to lose some fat or he would die young from eating all the sugary and fatty junk food, she told him his heart would just stop if he kept on eating all the junk! Julie helped Mac to walk, run, exercise, and in six months Mac lost heaps of weight and he just loved the change to his life. He also could dance now. His feet just began to move one day when he was playing his bagpipes ... and he danced, and danced, and it felt so good. Mac learned how much more fun he could have by being healthy, so he joined Julie, the personal trainer, and they helped other monsters to be healthy and happy.

Jackson Payne is back, and the golf course is NOT happy! Jackson''s dad is keen for him to take up golf, but Jackson thinks that is only going to lead to disaster ... and he''s right!

It''s an Adam Wallace Colouring Book! And no, that doesn''t mean you''ll be colouring in Adam Wallace! Instead, you''ll be colouring in all pictures drawn by Adam Wallace, author of the very successful How to Catch Series! Gorillas, dogs, unicorns, reindeer and more are all there waiting for kids to colour in any colour they want!!!So get to it! It''s fun for all the family (but especially kids!)!

The Negatees is a sad and pessimistic creature who lives in the land of the smelly trees. He continuously enjoys the misery of knowing that nothing good will ever happen to him. Can the purple creature, who is always happy, change the way The Negatees looks at life?

A how to draw book that teaches you how to draw a rhino by drawing a dragon and a truck! Amazing!

Rhymes With Cartooning teaches you how to draw NINE awesome little cartoon animals. Not only that, it teaches you expressions, proportions, and all sorts of little cartooning tips and tricks. Not only not only that, it does it all by telling little rhyming stories. Whaaaaaat? It''s true!!!!

Adam Wallace, James and Stacey are at it again, and this time it''s a ninja invasion! Will they survive? Will they be inspired? Will they get to have a milkshake?I don''t know!

It''s Christmas, and Jackson Payne is as clumsy as ever. So clumsy, in fact, he''s worried he has ruined Christmas ... forever!

Best friends Monty and Mandy get excited over EVERYTHING, including the PING of a microwave! Imagine how excited they are to go to Camp Spaloonka, their first ever school camp. Will they outsmart Samson O''Reilly and win the Talent Show? Will they survive Whitewater Mania? Most importantly, will everyone else survive their camp hijinks? A fun, loveable book about what it takes to be best friends forever!

Everyone loves llamas! How could you not? They''re cute and cuddly and have those long necks. But there''s more to llamas than meets the eye, especially if, for some reason, you try to lick one! Never EVER lick a llama, Why? The reasons are immense. Decide NOW not to do it, Don''t sit on the fence. Come and join the fun in the brand new series, Never Ever, by the New York Times bestselling author of the How to Catch Series, Adam Wallace, and Ninja Life Hacks creator, Mary Nhin. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile Collect them all!

As Thanksgiving draws near, we have a lot to be thankful for, but one thing we should always be thankful for is this ... we didn''t tickle a turkey! Why? Well, you should never EVER tickle a turkey! It leads to disaster! Here''s one stinky reason it''s not good: And finally, the most serious reason, And a stinky one to boot. Is tickling makes turkeys laugh so much, The turkey''s gonna toot! Not only that, but you shouldn''t trust a turkey either, or translate its gobbles into words. There are SO many things you shouldn''t do to a turkey! Find them all out in this brand new Never Ever book, created by the bestselling author of the How to Catch series, Adam Wallace, and the creator of the Ninja Life Hacks series, Mary Nhin. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile u200bu200bu200bu200bu200bu200bu200bNever Ever Race a Reindeer Collect them all!

Do you like drawing cartoons? Do you like rhyming stories? Do you think upside-down bums are funny? Well then, this is the book for you! It has 10 rhyming stories that teach you how to draw 10 cartoons! For example, a bone becomes a bull; a mermaid becomes and elephant; a snowman becomes a penguin! It''s hours of creative fun. So get drawing. Go. NOW!

A humorous tale about dad jokes, perfect for Father''s Day! It''s Father''s Day and this little lion cub thinks his dad is the best -- except for his terrible jokes. Will he ever give them a rest? Not likely. A perfect gift for all kinds of dads -- particularly ones who tell really bad jokes!

I began as a tiny spark in the dry grass. All I wanted was a friend. I found one in the wind, who helped me to grow, helped me to fly! But was it really my friend?

It''s Halloween, and everybody''s ready to get down and boogie ... except for the Boogeyman. But Dracula''s there, and some other monsters too. Unfortunately, one rule of Halloween is this ... never EVER Dance with Dracula. That guy''s crazy! Never EVER dance with Dracula, Especially not at night. Because when Dracula is hungry, His dance moves have real bite! And those other monsters? Skeletons shimmying, ghosts getting groovy, and zombies doing Zumba! It''s a crazy monster mash, and you''re right in the middle of it! Join us on the dancefloor for some groovy Halloween fun with Never EVER Dance With Dracula, the brand new creation from the brains of Adam Wallace, author of the How to Catch series and Mary Nhin, creator of the Ninja Life Hacks series. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile Collect them all!

Join these adventurous kids as they try to catch four magical friends: a mermaid, a unicorn, the tooth fairy, and a loveosaurus. An easy-reader format of the popular How to Catch series with four stories in one book.The Catch Club Kids come with fabulous ideas to catch wonderful creatures in these 4 early reader stories.

Ahhhhh, unicorns. Magical, mystical, mythical, magnificent creatures! But, here''s the thing ... you do not want to EVER upset a unicorn! No chance no way no how! You should also never underestimate or unbalance them. It makes them so mad! Here''s just the start of the story: Never EVER upset a unicorn, Because there''s a proven link Between a unicorn becoming upset, And a unicorn kicking up a stink! Learn all the reasons why it''s a bad thing to upset a unicorn, and more, in this brand new book by the bestselling author of the How to Catch series, Adam Wallace, and the best-selling author of the Ninja Life Hacks series, Mary Nhin. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Dance with Dracula Never Ever Tickle a Turkey Never Ever Race a Reindeer Collect them all!

Archie Cunningham is a shy boy who has three things - incredibly mean and greedy parents, no friends, and an amazing power.An uploaded video shows the world what Archie can do, and he suddenly becomes the main ingredient in a recipe for world domination.Which is when the fun really begins!

Max doesn''t think anyone notices all the nice things he does ... but he still does them anyway! And then, when Max yawns, and people notice, it has intergalactic ramifications!

Six Tales of horrific horror for children, so scary they will blow your eyeballs out! Compiled by New York Times Bestselling author Adam Wallace, the stories range from the scary to the creepy to the downright bizarre! There are also five stories written and sent in by children ... now THOSE are scary stories!

A brand-new and hilarious illustrated series for children aged 7+ from the creators of the bestselling Fartboy series!When twins Noah and Jordie discover a secret letter from their long-lost Grandpa Galileo, they launch a rescue mission with the help of their friends and a magical mini-golf hole that sucks them into another world!Will they save Galileo?Will they also become trapped?Or will they be burnt to a crisp and eaten by vicious dragons?There''s only one way to find out ...But BEWARE!If you keep reading these pages, YOU might get sucked into THE MOST INCREDIBLE GOLF COURSE IN THE UNIVERSE too ...A hilarious golfing fantasy adventure by the creators of Fartboy!

Drawing is awesome fun. Seriously awesome. But, learning to draw can sometimes seem really hard, boring, and boring! That is why with the help of my brain, I have created this book. It is a book that gives you the basics of drawing cartoon animals. You''ll learn expressions, proportions, and more -- AND, you will do it all with a smile on your face. WHY? Well, because all the instructions are in rhyme, and they are all in the form of a little story. So the dog, for example, starts off as a UFO flying around. Then the headlight comes on, doors open, it is all happening, and before long you have drawn a dog! WOO HOO! As for the cat, WOAH NELLY -- the cat starts off as something I cannot even discuss here. What is that? I can ??? Awesome then... THAT CAT STARTS OFF AS A BUM!!!!! So get a pencil, a piece of paper, and get ready for a whole lot of fun. Most of all do not worry about mistakes. Everyone makes them, and drawing is not meant to be a stress it is meant to be AWESOME!

My Business Was to Fight the Devil is the fascinating story of Adam Wallace, a young Irish Methodist circuit rider who travelled alone from Ireland to Philadelphia and spent eighteen years on the Peninsula during the antebellum and Civil War years. Regional, church and social historians as well as genealogists will find this book packed with exciting treasures. Some will recognize Wallace as the author of The Parson of the Islands, which contains the interesting story of Joshua Thomas, who preached to the British occupation army on Tangier Island during the War of 1812. Thomas became a legend because of his warning the British that if they went to Baltimore they would be defeated. Their defeat convinced the local people that Thomas was a prophet, and shortly before Thomas died he predicted that Wallace would write his biography. Ten years later Wallace was surprised by a strange set of circumstances which sent him back to the same area. During a snow storm that immobilized him for a month, he completed the task by combining material from other unfinished biographies and his own information.

Learn how to draw 9 cartoon animals, like camels and frogs and wombats, by following the rhyming instructions!

Cartoons are the best thing to draw EVER, and now you can learn nine awesome new cartoon animals, plus some techniques to draw people as well!