Best Selling Books by William Kotzwinkle

Warning: This book may cause flatulence. Walter is a fine dog, except for one small problem: he has gas. He can''t help it; it''s just the way he is. Fortunately, the kids Billy and Betty love him regardless, but Father says he''s got to go! Poor Walter, he''s going to the dog pound tomorrow. And then, in the night, burglars strike. Walter has his chance to be a hero. A children''s beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too.

Walter''s family is holding a yard sale, but there are few customers. Walter, fartingcontentedly near Father, wonders why. When a man offers ten dollars for Walter, Father readily agrees. Walter wonders why. Walter is sad to leave his family behind, but relieved to discover that his new owner is a clown. Walter figures he will help the clown bring joy to children on their birthdays. But the clown has a dastardly plot: he will use Walter''s gas to inflate balloons and then pop them to stun guards during bank robberies. Will Walter turn to the dark side? Of course not! He comes out a hero and is reunited with his family by doing what he does best.

After being sold at the family''s yard sale, Walter is put to use blowing up balloons for a clown who is bent on robbing banks, but he escapes and becomes a hero.

Meet Tommy Martini, the monk with an anger management problem. Since killing somebody with a single punch is not a needed talent in a monastery, he spends his time praying, meditating, and taking his anger management medicine. But his meditations are interrupted by a legacy from his uncle, a crooked priest. Arriving in a New Age Arizona town to claim his inheritance, Brother Tommy meets a charismatic, smoking-hot cult leader who claims that women are being impregnated by alien beings while they sleep. Tommy’s own sleep is disturbed—by cartel hitmen, Mafia bill collectors, and women intrigued by his vow of chastity. He loses his anger management medicine in time to deal with the hitmen, but the women present an uphill battle. William Kotzwinkle’s quicksilver touch has produced an effervescent piece of entertainment filled with suspense, turns you won’t see coming, and the humor for which he is famous.

Award-winning and bestselling author William Kotzwinkle is back with the second in the darkly comedic Felonious Monk series featuring Tommy Martini, a Benedictine monk with an anger management problem. Felonious Monk was praised as “amiably satirical” (Washington Post) and “a whiplash adventure” (Wall Street Journal). Coalville is on fire—from below. The old mines are burning, and everyone has poison gas in their brain. Maybe that’s why the town is so corrupt. Now that he’s a Benedictine monk, Tommy Martini never wants to see the place again—hell-raisers there hold a grudge till they die, and he’s on their wish list. But a girl he once loved has gone missing, and his best friend from childhood has been murdered. Among the living is a shy girl from Tommy’s past, who wants to help. Together, they learn the secret of the elephant’s graveyard, and it’s not in Africa. At the heart of Coalville is Parade Square, with plenty of pigeons, drugs, and child prostitution. It’s the new small-town America, where Dionysus is dancing once again. William Kotzwinkle’s insight into this paradigm shift is shot through with the humor he is famous for, and the result is a spicy brew, a bloody martini—just one sip may keep you up all night.

When Professor Kompressor attempts to cure Walter of his evil farting tendencies, the plan backfires. Instead of being fart-free, Walter simply fills up with wind. He eventually floats high into the sky and knows the only way to come down is to fart but he''s got severely trapped wind.

A mysterious presence transforms the lives of a tyrannical chief executive officer, a nice young woman, a Santa Claus with an unsavory past, an earnest young man, and a spaced-out window decorator on Christmas Eve in Fontaine''s department store.

Professor Kompressor has a cure for Walter the farting dog''s "digestive Disorder." He shows Mother how to mix a special formula for Walter in his Kompressatron. But after a few days, Walter''s farts are worse than ever. Father decides to mix the formula himself. "it''s working!" cries Mother. "The air smells so fresh." Walter is pleased, too, until something strange happens - he blows up like a balloon and floats out the window! Will Walter''s paws ever touch earth again? Plenty of laughs and cheers will arise from this story that takes Walter to new heights.

Millons of people know and love the story of E.T. the little visitor from the stars. Earth is interesting for E.T. but he wants to go home. Can his new Earth friend, Elliott, help him? This is the famous story of one of the world''s favorite movies.

Walter the dog creates problems with his farts but becomes a hero when burglars enter the house.

So geht es nicht weiter, sagen sich die Versuchstiere der Menschen: Mäuse, Affen, Hunde, Kaninchen, Katzen und ein überlebendes Opfer, das im Labor als Dr. Ratte bekannt ist, holen zum Gegenschlag aus.

The gentle extraterrestrial''s return to his home planet discloses that he has fallen out of favor with his colleagues, who try to prevent his journey back to Earth to provide spiritual guidance for his young friend, Elliott.

"Midnight Examiner" débute par une constatation élémentaire : la vie du journaliste de base est dure (et son corps est mou). Surtout s''il travaille pour quinze journaux à scandales, que le patron des publications est un cinglé qui tire à la sarbacane sur tout ce qui bouge, que le directeur artistique se borne à "ombrer" les photos licencieuses et à peindre des vaches en tutu sur les murs, que les gangsters viennent semer la panique et que le taxi qui relie les chapitres entre eux (et sauve la vie des héros) est arabe, fils de pilleurs de tombes et aveugle aux beautés du code de la route. L''action se passe à New York, évidemment. "A la première page, on peut sourire. A la deuxième, rire. A la troisième, glousser. Après, sauve qui peut." (François Forestier, L''Express)

Retrouver sa Planète Verte, son home : le bonheur ! Eh bien non, voici E.T. blâmé et renvoyé aux travaux des champs. Certes, il lui reste des amis, et les fleurs lui parlent, lui sourient. Mais en vain. E.T. est malheureux : Elliott, son ami terrien, lui manque. Son seul recours consiste à lui envoyer d''affectueux messages télépathiques. Mais Elliott ne semble pas les percevoir. L''a-t-il déjà oublié ? Dès lors, E.T. n''a plus qu''une idée en tête : rejoindre la planète Terre. Mais comment ? C''est le début d''une équipée où la tendresse des plantes, le courage des amis et le génie d''E.T. font alliance pour qu''un jour ce projet fou se réalise...

C''est l''aube du jour qu''ils ont tant attendu, et sur les chemins glacés d''une forêt du Maine un homme et une femme se mettent en route vers la maternité. Si près d''eux, pourtant si lointain encore, dans la " mer secrète ", un petit nageur se débat pour venir à leur rencontre. Longuement, interminablement, soudés par la force démesurée de leur attente, ils l''encouragent à les rejoindre, se trouvent l''un l''autre tels qu''ils furent, tels qu''ils sont devenus, face à cet avenir inespéré, précaire, incertain. Car le scénario n''est jamais joué d''avance, et l''aventure de la naissance peut à chaque instant imposer à l''espoir un désaveu aussi tragique qu''inexorable. L''art de William Kotzwinkle nous fait témoins d''une sincérité et d''une rigueur peu commune. Il faut ici en prévenir le lecteur : ce court texte est sans doute l''un des plus beaux et des plus bouleversants qu''il nous ait été donné de publier.

An easy-reading story that describes a Saturday spent by two young boys in a small American town.

Herman refuses to take a nap until the Nap Master takes him to the Land of Dreams.

Freddy, a disfigured man with steel fingernails, weaves in and out of high school students'' dreams before making their nightmares come true. Sequel to "The Dream Warriors."