New Releases by Rod Green

Oi, moosh! Pay attention and you might learn something here. This is my booming marvellous A to Z of jokes. It''s a positive treasure trove of ticklish humour, a gigantic gallery of giggles, an overloaded lorryful of laughter. Like all good books mine starts at the beginning and finishes at the end, and like all good dictionaries, it starts at the beginning of the alphabet with A, although personally I think they should reorganise the old alphabet so that it starts with the most important letter - B (for Basil). But in the meantime, we will have to stick with convention so the first jokes in the book are about things beginning with A...like Ant: I say, I say! What kind of ants totally spoil your picnic when they run all over the cakes? Elephants! There''s no room here for one of my longer ones, but long or short, the entire A-Z of jokes in my Joketionary are guaranteed to be Boomin'' Marvelous

Engie Benjy shares his fabulous workshop with his friends Dan the Van and Jallop the Dog. Unlike many pre-school shows Engie''s world is imbued with child''s logic and imagination.

Enter the always unique and occasionally bizarre world of Bean in the Mr Bean 2003 Annual. Digital screengrabs have been used to recreate all the humour and originality of four Bean stories, adapted from the TV episodes. Plus there''s games, including Mr Bean''s Snakes and Ladders, crosswords, word searches, pictures puzzles such as spot the difference, quizzes and many other features including character profiles, Bean''s photo album, and a step-by-step guide showing how to create an image of Bean.

Mr. Bean may not tell jokes himself, but this book for the ultimate Bean fan has more than 300 that he has inspired!

An in-depth celebration of everything that has made Scalextric a constant favourite for nearly half a century. Hundreds of nostalgic colour images of cars, track and accessories from the past combine with modern shots of the latest equipment to make this a unique companion to international motor sport''s 12-volt baby brother.

The Little Book of Lager is as satisfying as the first pint of the weekend, as funny as your mate after five and cheaper than a round. Full of facts, figures, quotes and brilliant one-liners this is a celebration of pub culture. The best beered-up witticisms from Danny Baker to Robbie Williams to Charles Dickens and a steady stream of extraordinary facts and figures. Do you know how many pints the average man will consume through his life? What does your choice of lager say about your personality? (If it''s Heineken Export change now.) The perfect present for the drinker who really doesn''t need any encouragement...

A novel based on the television series, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. The time is the day after tomorrow, and all tomato products are outlawed after fertilizer-crazed rogue tomatoes turn killer, laying siege to the cities of America.

A novel based on the television series, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. The time is the day after tomorrow, and all tomato products are outlawed after fertilizer-crazed rogue tomatoes turn killer, laying siege to the cities of America.

A junior novel featuring the characters from Thames Television''s cartoon series, Victor and Hugo, Bunglers in Crime. The two incompetent French crooks are joint owners of Naughtiness International. No crime is too great for them to take on - and botch up.

A junior novel featuring the characters from Thames Television''s cartoon series, Victor and Hugo, Bunglers in Crime. The two incompetent French crooks are joint owners of Naughtiness International. No crime is too great for them to take on - and botch up.

A story based on the television series, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. The time is the day after tomorrow, and all tomato products are outlawed after fertilizer-crazed rogue tomatoes turn killer, laying siege to the cities of America.

Written by journalists from Rolling Stone and The Sunday Times, and authorized by the whole group, this book follows The Rolling Stones on their record breaking world tour, culminating in Moscow in August 1990.