Most Popular Books by Marcia Thornton Jones

Marcia Thornton Jones is the author of Bigfoot Doesn't Square Dance (1997), Genies Don't Ride Bicycles (1993), Werewolves Don't Go to Summer Camp (1991), Unicorns Don't Give Sleigh Rides (1997), Cyclops Doesn't Roller Skate (1996).

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Bigfoot Doesn't Square Dance

release date: Jan 01, 1997
Bigfoot Doesn't Square Dance
Mrs. Jeeper''s class is visiting Ruby Mountain to learn about nature, and along the way Eddie spots enormous tracks on the dirt trail. He''s sure that the tracks belong to the square-dancing teacher--a large, hairy man resembling Bigfoot. Is he really the legendary beast?

Genies Don't Ride Bicycles

release date: Jan 01, 1993

Werewolves Don't Go to Summer Camp

release date: Jan 01, 1991
Werewolves Don't Go to Summer Camp
The Bailey Elementary School third graders are greeted at camp by Mr. Jenkins, a growling barefoot creature who eats raw hamburgers and avoids lights.

Unicorns Don't Give Sleigh Rides

release date: Nov 01, 1997
Unicorns Don't Give Sleigh Rides
The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids series #28.

Cyclops Doesn't Roller Skate

release date: Jan 01, 1996
Cyclops Doesn't Roller Skate
It''s the very beginning of a new school year, and all the kids at Bailey Elementary need to have their eyes checked by a doctor. Could Dr. Polly, who has a large metal circle on his forehead, really be a Cyclops stalking the people of Bailey City?

Barkley's School for Dogs #10: Tattle Tails

release date: Oct 30, 2002
Barkley's School for Dogs #10: Tattle Tails
Harry the Westie is tattletaling on the other dogs and getting them in trouble. Harry''s behavior is getting out of hand, and soon his schoolmates are upset. Jack helps Harry learn a lesson about good and bad tattling.

Leprechauns Don't Play Basketball

release date: Jan 01, 1992
Leprechauns Don't Play Basketball
A basketball coach visiting Bailey Elementary is short and has a treasure. Could he be a leprechaun?

Beware of the Blabbermouth!

release date: Jan 01, 2005
Beware of the Blabbermouth!
Someone in Sleepy Hollow Elementary is telling all of the third graders'' secrets, and Nina is determined to catch the snitch.

Ghost Class

release date: Jan 01, 2003
Ghost Class
In this spooky new series from the creative team behind "The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids," Cassidy and Jeff discover there''s a ghost class in the basement of their school. Illustrations.

Wizards Don't Need Computers

release date: Jan 01, 1996
Wizards Don't Need Computers
The new librarian in Bailey City has a long, white, pointed beard, seems to magically find books, and knows a lot about king Arthur''s court. Could Mr. Merle really be Merlin, the legendary wizard?

Monsters Don't Scuba Dive

release date: Jan 01, 1995
Monsters Don't Scuba Dive
The new swimming instructor at Camp Lone Wolf, Nessie McFarland, has a strange attraction to the water. And when the kids hear that the Loch Ness monster has gone missing from Scotland, they get a funny feeling. The Loch Ness monster is described as black and skinny with a long neck and a little head which sounds a lot like Nessie in her scuba gear. But Nessie couldn''t really be a monster, could she?

Vampires Do Hunt Marshmallow Bunnies

release date: Jan 01, 2008
Vampires Do Hunt Marshmallow Bunnies
All the candy is suddenly missing in Bailey City. What will happen to the Easter egg hunt without candy?

Hercules Doesn't Pull Teeth

release date: Jan 01, 1998
Hercules Doesn't Pull Teeth
The Bailey School kids wonder if the new dentist in town, Dr. Herb, who has huge, bulging muscles and wears a shirt that reads, "Champion of the World," is really the Greek god, Hercules. Original.

Mrs. Jeepers on Vampire Island

release date: Aug 01, 2002
Mrs. Jeepers on Vampire Island
Puzzles and three alternate endings accompany the tale of an unintentional visit to a creepy island which the students in Mrs. Jeepers''s class suspect is inhabited by their teacher''s vampire friends.

Frankenstein Doesn't Slam Hockey Pucks

release date: Jan 01, 1998
Frankenstein Doesn't Slam Hockey Pucks
The coach of the new junior hockey team looks familiar. He''s the creepy assistant from the science museum, and he looks just like Frankentein''s monster!

Ghosts Don't Ride Wild Horses

release date: Jan 01, 2002
Ghosts Don't Ride Wild Horses
Could the mysterious man that the kids meet on a class trip really be the ghost of Coyote Pete, the roughest, toughest cowboy in the Wild West?

Robots Don't Catch Chicken Pox

release date: Jan 01, 2000
Robots Don't Catch Chicken Pox
The Bailey School kids are convinced that Roberta Bott is not a normal drama teacher, but really a robot trying to hack into the school''s computer system.

Playground Bully

release date: Jan 01, 2001
Playground Bully
Jack, the wonder dog, tries hard to fit in and make new friends at his new school while staying clear of the bully Doberman, Sweetcakes. But when Jack chooses one of the bully''s toys to chew on and befriends a cat, he comes to realize the power of friendship.

Dracula Doesn't Play Kick Ball

release date: Jun 01, 2004
Dracula Doesn't Play Kick Ball
Just when you thought it was safe to go out on the playground...Drac is back!There are some odd grown-ups living in Bailey City. But could the school''s new playground monitor really be the most famous vampire of all? The Bailey School Kids are going to find out!

Santa Claus Doesn't Mop Floors

release date: Jan 01, 2003
Santa Claus Doesn't Mop Floors
Mr. Jolly keeps the school magically clean and bitter cold, and he''s full of surprises, but can he make a miracle happen?

Aliens Don't Wear Braces

release date: Jan 01, 1993
Aliens Don't Wear Braces
The Bailey School kids are going to find out if the art teacher with braces on her teeth is really an alien from outer space.

Frankenstein Does Not Start Food Fights

release date: Jan 01, 2003
Frankenstein Does Not Start Food Fights
The Bailey School kids set out to discover if the man who sells cookies in the school cafeteria is really Frankenstein''s monster.

Bogeymen Don't Play Football

release date: Jan 01, 1997
Bogeymen Don't Play Football
There are some pretty weird grown-ups living in Bailey City. But could the new mysterious student teacher who is on the Bailey City football team really be out to get the students of Bailey Elementary? Chapter Book: 12 chapters.

Vikings Don't Wear Wrestling Belts

release date: Aug 01, 2008
Vikings Don't Wear Wrestling Belts
Professional wrestling comes to Bailey City, and Viking Vince the Invincible defends his belt in the main event. But could this wrestler be a real-life Viking planning to conquer Bailey City? Includes illustrations. Chapter Book: 13 chapters.

Ghosts Don't Eat Potato Chips

release date: Jan 01, 2023
Ghosts Don't Eat Potato Chips
Eddie and Howie go to visit Eddie''s great-aunt Mathilda. But when Howie sees a shadowy face in the window -- and when his potato chips start to form mysterious trails -- the Bailey School kids are spooked. Could a ghost be living in the attic?

Gremilins Do Not Chew Bubble Gum

release date: Jan 01, 1995
Gremilins Do Not Chew Bubble Gum
The Bailey School kids want to find out if Miss Kidwell, the substitute school secretary, is really a gremlin messing up the electricity.

Leprechauns Don't Play Fetch

release date: Jan 01, 2003
Leprechauns Don't Play Fetch
The Bailey School Kids investigate to see if the owner of the Clover Patch Pet Store is really a leprechaun.

Frankenstein Doesn't Plant Petunias

release date: Jan 01, 2009
Frankenstein Doesn't Plant Petunias
"Dr. Victor has a secret. Has he created a monster? The Bailey School kids are going to find out!"--Cover.

The Bride of Frankenstein Doesn't Bake Cookies

release date: Jan 01, 2000
The Bride of Frankenstein Doesn't Bake Cookies
The Bailey School Kids investigate to see if the strange new cookie chef at the ice rink is the bride of Frankenstein.

Ghostville Elementary Frights! Camera! Action!

release date: Jul 10, 2009
Ghostville Elementary Frights! Camera! Action!
Excitement comes to Sleepy Hollow when a film director wants to make a scary movie in the third-grade basement classroom.

Trolls Don't Ride Roller Coasters

release date: Mar 01, 1999
Trolls Don't Ride Roller Coasters
The Bailey School Kids investigate a small woman who is selling T-shirts to find out if she is a troll.

Dracula Does Not Rock and Roll

release date: Jan 01, 1999
Dracula Does Not Rock and Roll
The Bailey School Kids investigate to see if the school counselor is in a rock band full of vampires.

Pirates Don't Wear Pink Sunglasses

release date: Jun 01, 1994
Pirates Don't Wear Pink Sunglasses
The Bailey School kids decide to find out if the boat instructor at Camp Lone Wolf is really a pirate searching for buried treasure.

Mrs. Jeepers in Outer Space

release date: Jan 01, 1999
Mrs. Jeepers in Outer Space
The Bailey School Kids investigate a rumor that Mrs. Jeepers is planning on turning all the scientists into vampires.

Sea Monsters Don't Ride Motorcycles

release date: Jul 10, 2009
Sea Monsters Don't Ride Motorcycles
The winning rider is making a big splash at the Sheldon City raceway, and the Bailey School kids are beginning to get suspicious that the rider is really a sea monster.

Werewolves Don't Run for President

release date: Jan 01, 2004
Werewolves Don't Run for President
There are some pretty weird grown-ups living in Bailey City. But could the presidential candidate visiting town really be . . . a werewolf? Chapter Book: 13 chapters.

Frankenstein Does Not Slam Hockey Pucks

release date: Jan 01, 1999
Frankenstein Does Not Slam Hockey Pucks
The Bailey School Kids investigate to see if Frankenstein is coaching the hockey team in Bailey City.

The Abominable Snowman Doesn't Roast Marshmallows

release date: May 22, 2008
The Abominable Snowman Doesn't Roast Marshmallows
When Mr. Savage arrives in town for the winter carnival, the Bailey School Kids are convinced that he is really the Abominable Snowman.
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