New Releases by Marcia Thornton Jones

Marcia Thornton Jones is the author of Sea Monsters Don't Ride Motorcycles (2000), Robots Don't Catch Chicken Pox (2000), The Bride of Frankenstein Doesn't Bake Cookies (2000), Ninjas Don't Bake Pumpkin Pies (1999), Dracula Does Not Rock and Roll (1999).

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Sea Monsters Don't Ride Motorcycles

release date: Jan 01, 2000
Sea Monsters Don't Ride Motorcycles
The winning rider is making a big splash at the Sheldon City raceway, and the Bailey School kids are beginning to get suspicious that the rider is really a sea monster.

Robots Don't Catch Chicken Pox

release date: Jan 01, 2000
Robots Don't Catch Chicken Pox
The Bailey School kids are convinced that Roberta Bott is not a normal drama teacher, but really a robot trying to hack into the school''s computer system.

The Bride of Frankenstein Doesn't Bake Cookies

release date: Jan 01, 2000
The Bride of Frankenstein Doesn't Bake Cookies
The Bailey School Kids investigate to see if the strange new cookie chef at the ice rink is the bride of Frankenstein.

Ninjas Don't Bake Pumpkin Pies

release date: Jan 01, 1999
Ninjas Don't Bake Pumpkin Pies
Could it be that the new baker, who makes the best pumpkin pies in town, is really a ninja who wants to steal some valuable Japanese art?

Dracula Does Not Rock and Roll

release date: Jan 01, 1999
Dracula Does Not Rock and Roll
The Bailey School Kids investigate to see if the school counselor is in a rock band full of vampires.

Mrs. Jeepers in Outer Space

release date: Jan 01, 1999
Mrs. Jeepers in Outer Space
The Bailey School Kids investigate a rumor that Mrs. Jeepers is planning on turning all the scientists into vampires.

The Monsters Next Door

release date: Oct 01, 1998
The Monsters Next Door
Annie, Ben, and Jane investigate the strange habits of the owners of the Hauntly Manor Inn and their spooky young son.

Phantoms Don't Drive Sports Cars

Phantoms Don't Drive Sports Cars
The Bailey School Kids investigate a strange man who plays in the orchestra to discover if he could be the real phantom haunting the opera.

Mrs. Jeepers' Secret Cave

Mrs. Jeepers' Secret Cave
Puzzles accompany the story of Mrs. Jeepers'' class on an exploration of Ruby Cave.

Frankenstein Doesn't Slam Hockey Pucks

release date: Jan 01, 1998
Frankenstein Doesn't Slam Hockey Pucks
The coach of the new junior hockey team looks familiar. He''s the creepy assistant from the science museum, and he looks just like Frankentein''s monster!

Phantoms Do Not Drive Sports Cars

release date: Jan 01, 1998
Phantoms Do Not Drive Sports Cars
The Bailey School kids set out to discover whether there is a phantom in the opera''s orchestra pit.

Hercules Doesn't Pull Teeth

release date: Jan 01, 1998
Hercules Doesn't Pull Teeth
The Bailey School kids wonder if the new dentist in town, Dr. Herb, who has huge, bulging muscles and wears a shirt that reads, "Champion of the World," is really the Greek god, Hercules. Original.

Unicorns Don't Give Sleigh Rides

release date: Nov 01, 1997
Unicorns Don't Give Sleigh Rides
The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids series #28.

Godzilla Ate My Homework

release date: Jan 01, 1997
Godzilla Ate My Homework
Parker has always wanted a pet, but when he gets a guinea pig, it causes him more trouble than he anticipated.

The Bailey City Monsters

release date: Jan 01, 1997
The Bailey City Monsters
Bailey City is full of some pretty weird grown-ups. Check out who''s visiting Hauntly manor Inn.

Mrs. Jeepers' Batty Vacation

release date: Jan 01, 1997
Mrs. Jeepers' Batty Vacation
Puzzles accompany the story of Mrs. Jeepers'' class traveling to Transylvania to meet her relatives.

Mermaids Do Not Run Track

release date: Jan 01, 1997
Mermaids Do Not Run Track
The Bailey School kids set out to discover whether their beautiful singing track coach is really a magical mermaid.

Bigfoot Doesn't Square Dance

release date: Jan 01, 1997
Bigfoot Doesn't Square Dance
Mrs. Jeeper''s class is visiting Ruby Mountain to learn about nature, and along the way Eddie spots enormous tracks on the dirt trail. He''s sure that the tracks belong to the square-dancing teacher--a large, hairy man resembling Bigfoot. Is he really the legendary beast?

Gargoyles Don't Drive School Buses

release date: Jan 01, 1996
Gargoyles Don't Drive School Buses
The kids must discover if the new bus driver is a living gargoyle off the old library.

Martians Don't Take Temperatures

release date: Jan 01, 1996
Martians Don't Take Temperatures
The students at Bailey School suspect that the new school nurse, Mrs. Redding, is a Martian who has come to spy on Earth kids.

Angels Don't Know Karate

release date: Jan 01, 1996
Angels Don't Know Karate
Miss Angela Michaels, the new karate teacher in Bailey City, who is also the school crossing guard, is so kind and generous that Melody becomes convinced that she is a guardian angel. Original.

Cyclops Doesn't Roller Skate

release date: Jan 01, 1996
Cyclops Doesn't Roller Skate
It''s the very beginning of a new school year, and all the kids at Bailey Elementary need to have their eyes checked by a doctor. Could Dr. Polly, who has a large metal circle on his forehead, really be a Cyclops stalking the people of Bailey City?

Wizards Don't Need Computers

release date: Jan 01, 1996
Wizards Don't Need Computers
The new librarian in Bailey City has a long, white, pointed beard, seems to magically find books, and knows a lot about king Arthur''s court. Could Mr. Merle really be Merlin, the legendary wizard?

Elves Don't Wear Hard Hats

release date: Nov 01, 1995
Elves Don't Wear Hard Hats
Could the short construction workers building a school playground really be elves working on a secret present?

Dracula Doesn't Drink Lemonade

release date: Oct 01, 1995
Dracula Doesn't Drink Lemonade
The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids series #16.

The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids

release date: May 01, 1995

Cupid Doesn't Flip Hamburgers

release date: Jan 01, 1995
Cupid Doesn't Flip Hamburgers
The whole school is turned upside down when the new cafeteria cook hands out her special Valentines Day cookies. Could she really be Cupid creating a love potion?

Zombies Don't Play Soccer

release date: Jan 01, 1995
Zombies Don't Play Soccer
Trying to discover the truth about their eerie new soccer coach''s strange behavior, Melody begins to suspect that Coach Graves has been turned into a zombie, much to the delight of the Bailey School kids. Original.

Monsters Don't Scuba Dive

release date: Jan 01, 1995
Monsters Don't Scuba Dive
The new swimming instructor at Camp Lone Wolf, Nessie McFarland, has a strange attraction to the water. And when the kids hear that the Loch Ness monster has gone missing from Scotland, they get a funny feeling. The Loch Ness monster is described as black and skinny with a long neck and a little head which sounds a lot like Nessie in her scuba gear. But Nessie couldn''t really be a monster, could she?

Gremilins Do Not Chew Bubble Gum

release date: Jan 01, 1995
Gremilins Do Not Chew Bubble Gum
The Bailey School kids want to find out if Miss Kidwell, the substitute school secretary, is really a gremlin messing up the electricity.
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