New Releases by Louise Rennison

Georgia puede por fin anunciar que es la novia oficial del dios del Amooor, pero hay una pega: Masimo se ha ido a Italia y ella deberá arreglárselas para que la larga espera no le destroce el corazón. Sin embargo, antes de encerrarse en su habitación a contar losdías que faltan para el regreso de su amado, Georgia se va de campamento con sus compañeros. Y entonces se desatan una serie de problemas: sus labios chocan reiterada y accidentalmente contra los de Dave el Risas, sus padres atraviesan una etapa nefasta que augura una grave crisis familiar, y, qué horror, su querido gato Angus sufre un accidente que lo deja al borde de la muerte. Entretanto, ajeno a estos terribles contratiempos, Masimo requiere su presencia en el país de la pizza a gogó.

The brilliantly funny third and fourth novels in the series ''Knocked out by my nunga-nungas'' and Dancing in my nuddy pants'', out now in gorgey new paperback omnibus edition. Yeah! it was a snogging fest. Sacre bleu! Jas looked like she was thinking which is a) unusual and b) scary. I said, But then this weird thing happened. He had his hands on my waist, standing behind me. Oo-er! D-accord. Anyway, I turned round and he sort of leaped out of the way like two short leaping things. Was he dancing? No! I think he was frightened of being knocked out by my nunga-nungas! Then we both laughed like loons on loon tablets (i.e. A LOT). Enjoy vair hilarious exploits of Georgia and pals in this fabbity-fab special omnibus edition.

The Sex God has left the country, taking Georgia''s heart with him. So she decides to display glaciosity to all boys -- a girl can only have her heart broken so many times. Until she meets Masimo, the new singer for the Stiff Dylans. The Sex God is gone, but here comes the Dreamboat, and Georgia''s away laughing on a fast camel (whatever that means).

After queuing up at the cakeshop of luuurve for ages, I have accidentally bought two cakes. And I am sitting in a bush. Georgia thought her heartbreak-osity troubles were over when Masimo announced that he wanted to be her one and only. But just as she hits Swoon City, Robbie, the original Sex God, shows up. How in the world has Georgia accidentally acquired two Sex Gods? Before Georgia can decide what to do next, she must figure out what Robbie''s intentions are—and if his sudden re-appearance changes her mind about Masimo. And as much as she wants to turn to Dave the Laugh for help, he''s another romantic thorn (and prospective snoggee) in her side. Will Georgia ever get off the rack of love once and for all?

Acostumbrada a navegar por el océano del amor en condiciones extremas, capeando tempestades y oleajes descomunales, Georgia se encuentra algo desconcertada cuando le toca el mar en calma y viento a favor: créase o no, de pronto no sólo tiene un pretendiente... sino dos. ¡Alucinante! De pretendiente a pretendida, y encima, por partida doble: por un lado Robbie, el magnífico Dios Sexy, y por el otro Masimo, el irresistible latin lover que arranca suspiros en todas las chicas. Uf, dificilísima elección, terrible dilema. Así que, ante la decisión más trascendente de su enrevesada vida sentimental, Georgia debe actuar con tiento y cautela. Pero una cosa es decirlo y otra hacerlo, sobre todo cuando en la fastidiosa excursión campestre organizada por el insufrible profesor de Alemán le sale, aunque cueste de creer, un tercer pretendiente…

Sound the Cosmic Horn! Georgia Nicolson’s 8th book of confessions is here!

Super cute pocket gift book from teen favourite, Louise Rennison. This gorgeous pink notebook is full of Georgia''s hilarious phrases and fabbity fab Valentines tips - a handbag-sized gem! A super-cute mini book perfect for Georgia fans old and new.

Another trip into the fabbity-fab world of Georgia Nicolson - use her powers of wisdomosity to find the answer to absolutely anything! Cast your mind upon a question, like glaciosity or boldnosity? What botty-huggers should I wear? Then open this little book of wisdomosity at any page and, hey presto! There you have it - the answer to all your wildest dilemmas! A wry take on the ''magic eight-ball'' concept, with Georgia''s unique voice of reason (or something like it) on hand with the answer to any question you can think of. A hilarious new insight into the world of Georgia - perfect for fans.

Georgia''s boyfriend, Robbie the sex god, has gone to Kiwi-a-gogo land, leaving Georgia all alone. Worse still, no-one understands her heartbreak; her best friend Jas is too busy droning on about her wilderness course, her parents are only interested in Mr Across the Road''s party, even the vicar won''t talk to her. How will she survive?

The original Sex God has re-landed, Masimo the Italian Stallion wants to be her boyfriend, and Dave the Laugh is still a regular snoggee. How will Georgia cope juggling all three boys? Have her days on the rack of love really gone for good? Surely not!

The further confessions of teenaged Georgia Nicolson continue as, among other things, she begins to wonder if Robbie is really the right boy for her.

Cult heroine Georgia faces more chaos, love and laughter in the third novel in the series. Will she survive a family holiday in Scotland? How will she cope when her dad gets the most embarrassing and public job known to humanity?

En route pour le Pays-du-Hamburger-en-Folie ! Georgia embarque Jas, sa meilleure copine, et compte bien y retrouver Massimo, l''Italien de ses rêves. C''est quand même pas si grand que ça, l''Amérique ! Et pourtant... De retour au bercail, Georgia ne sait plus où donner de la tête. Super-Canon lui a écrit, Dave la Marrade lui avoue son allumage perso et Massimo s''intéresse de trop près à Lindsay la Nouillasse. Mais rien n''est perdu. Plan séduction en marche : achat de chaussures trois tailles trop petites mais tellement top !

The further confessions of teenaged Georgia Nicolson continue as, among other things, she begins to wonder if Robbie is really the right boy for her.

Desde que Robbie, el dios Sexy, se marchó a Nueva Zelanda, la vida de Georgia es un desastre. Mientras él parece estar cada vez más interesado en las ovejas de Kiwilandia, ella sufre todo tipo de calamidades: le está saliendo un enorme grano en la mejilla, su padre se ha comprado un ridículo coche de tres ruedas, su mejor amiga está tan ocupada con su novio que no tiene tiempo para ella y, por si fuera poco, Dave el Risas, que la inició en el Cachondismo Cósmico, sale con otra chica. En fin, que todo marcha fatal hasta el día en que aparece el nuevo cantante de los Dylans Salvajes. Se llama Masimo, es italiano, monta una vespa plateada y, encima, está como un queso. El corazón de Georgia vuelve a latir de nuevo y, ante la feroz competencia, deberá echar mano de sus mejores recursos, incluidos un libro de autoayuda sobre cómo conquistar al chico más difícil, un sujetanungas superreforzado y unas enormes e impresionantes pestañas postizas.

Brilliantly funny, teenage angst author Louise Rennison''s second book about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. Now repackaged in a gorgeous new paperback and looking even fabber than ever. Louise is an international bestselling author and her books can''t fail to make you laugh out loud. What is the matter with my life? Why is it so deeply unfab? It''s a day and a half now since I snogged the Sex God... I think I have snog withdrawal. My lips keep puckering up... I tried snogging the back of my hand, but it''s no good... It''s been over a week. I wonder if it''s my nose... I have a HUGE nose that means I have to live for ever in the Ugly Home.

I have finally trapped a Sex God. He is mine, miney, mine, mine. There is a song in my heart and do you know what it is? It is that well-known chart topper "Robbie, oh Robbie, I . . . er . . . Lobbie You!!! I Do I Do!!!" Georgia Nicolson is now the girlfriend of the Sex God (aka Robbie), and everything should be perfect. But whether it''s because her loony parents drag her off to Och Aye land (aka Scotland) or because she accidentally snogs old flame Dave the Laugh at a party, Georgia''s life never turns out as planned! In this edition that combines the third and fourth volumes in the hilarious #1 New York Times best-selling series, Georgia may be about to become a shameless vixen! The hysterically funny third and fourth volumes of the best-selling Georgia Nicolson diaries: knocked out by my nunga-nungas and dancing in my nuddy-pants.

Brilliantly funny, teenage angst author Louise Rennison''s fifth book about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. Louise will be a star on the HarperCollins teenage list.11.20a.m. This is my fabulous life: the Sex God left for Whakatane last month and he has taken my heart with him. 11.25a.m. Not literally of course otherwise there would be a big hole in my nunga nungas. 11.28a.m. And also I would be dead. Which quite frankly would be a blessing in disguise. 12.00p.m. It is soooo boring being brokenhearted...but Georgia doesn''t remain brokenhearted for long: frequent snogging extravaganzas with old flame, Dave the Laugh, and the arrival of jelloid-knee-inducing Italian stallion, Masimo, mean that Georgia has her work cut out to remain the composed sex-kitten that she aspires to be.Follow Georgia''s hilarious antics as she desperately muddles her way through teenage life and all that it entails: make-up disasters, rapidly expanding nunga nungas, school -- urgh, unsympathetic friends, highly embarrassing family (and pets) and, of course, BOYS.

In the third installment featuring the irrepressible heroine, Georgia Nicolson, Georgia has finally landed Robbie the Sex God, but life is far from perfect. Reissue.