New Releases by David Lewman

Brrr... This flurry of snow-themed jokes is sure to break the ice! SpongeBob fans will laugh out loud from the first cold snap till it''s time to thaw out! Q: Why did Plankton say outside through an entire blizzard? A: He wanted to be kind of the chill. Q: What do you get when you cross cereal with snow? A: Corn flakes. Q: Why did Mr. Krabs dig for money in the drift? A: He''d heard it was a snow bank.

SpongeBob and his fellow residents of Bikini Bottom retell embarrassing moments.

Pirates mistake the Krusty Krab as a real ship, take it over, and make SpongeBob the captain.

This collection of pirate-themed funnies is sure to have landlubbers and sailors of all ages laughing out loud from ship to shore. Why was the Flying Dutchman looking for clues? He was on a treasure haunt. Why are pirate flags always grouchy? Because they have crossbones. Why do pirates like to play baseball? They love to steal the bases.

Christmas is coming and it''s time to decorate! Especially when Plankton has customers flocking to the Chum Basket because it looks so festive. SpongeBob follows Mr. Krabs''s order to decorate, and starts putting up light after light -- until the power goes out! Find out what happens next in this hilarious holiday story.

SpongeBob SquarePants is excited to start another glorious day at his wonderful job, frying Krabby Patties at the Krusty Krab. But when SpongeBob discovers that his favorite spatula, Flipper, is missing, he resolves never to fry again until he finds out who stole it! Will SpongeBob ever make Krabby Patties again? Have fun with the holographic stickers while SpongeBob solves this mystery!

A collection of riddles about schools and classrooms featuring the TV character SpongeBob SquarePants.

Have you ever wanted to travel from the tangled jungles of Teth to the desert lands of Tatooine? Well, here''s your chance! Discover the secrets of B''omarr Monastery, dodge blaster fire and come face-toface with Asajj Ventress! Only you have the power to decide whether to become a Jedi or turn to the dark side. Continue the story online with codes that link you to digital content. There''s a new adventure waiting for you with every read. Turn the page and decide your destiny . . .

Grab a penil and a friend -- then fill in the blanks! SpongeBob and his friends share boatloads of splashy advice on how to survive bad days and worst-case scenario situations -- and you can help them express their thoughts!

What did SpongeBob get when he tried to use karate on a pig? A pork chop. Which fish is the clumsiest? The flounder. How did the Krabby Patty feel by the end of the workday? Totally fried. Look inside for more underwater laughs!

Get ready to soak up some nautical nonsense on how SpongeBob and Bikini Bottom dwellers approach graduation. They cover everything from preparing for the big day to how to celebrate this milestone--with a party, of course! This is one book brimming with really, really smart advice and words of wisdom for all graduates--and people moving on to the next stage of life.

Find out all you want to know about SpongeBob''s world.

"SpongeBob and his friends share boatloads of splashy advice on how to survive bad days and worst-case scenario situations--and you can help them express their thoughts!"--Cover back

SpongeBob SquarePants and his marine creature friends unlock the secrets to happiness.

Have you ever wished your job could be as richly rewarding as a shift at the Krusty Krab?Of course you have! So here''s your golden opportunity to get the lowdown from Bikini Bottom, as SpongeBob SquarePants and his esteemed colleagues share their secrets of employee satisfaction.Because even if you''re just a humble undersea fry cook, a job well done is a job worth doing!Or, uh, something like that.

Hoppin'' clams! A princess is coming to the Krusty Krab! At least that''s what SpongeBob thinks. And when she doesn''t appear, SpongeBob must think Fast. He promised a princess, but where will he find one on such short notice? Find out what happens in this royally Funny story!

Wishing for a world without girls, Timmy gets his wish, but with the boys and girls separated, love is disappearing.

SpongeBob wants to make a special valentine for Sandy. That is, until Patrick convinces him that giving Sandy a valentine will not only change his friendship with her, but will stop him from hanging out with his other friends. Find out what really happens in this heartwarming Valentine''s Day tale!

This collection of 100 cosmically comical, fundamentally funny jokes that defy the laws of laughter is based on the hit animated series on Nickelodeon. Illustrations.

SpongeBob''s antics at the Krusty Krab provide an hysterical survival guide to office life! From Mr Krab''s example of management - ''Breathe on your own time, I don''t pay you to breathe'' to SpongeBob''s views on nightworking - ''It''ll be just like a sleepover only we''ll be sweaty and covered in grease'' - this miniature book makes the perfect gift for anyone seeking office harmony.

Intended to be used as a game to predict the future by posing a question and turning to a random page in the book for a quoted answer from an animated character in the show.

SpongeBob gets in trouble at the zoo when he makes Clamu, the giant oyster, cry.

Why did Angela Anaconda cross the road? Because Nanette Manoir was on her side Who does Angela become if she lies in the sun? Tangela Tanaconda These jokes are a must for all Angela Anaconda fans, but NOT Nanette Manoir.

SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, and their neighbors offer advice on dealing with sharks, pirates, school, money matters, and other rigors of life in Bikini Bottom.

Chuckie is led to believe that you will become whatever you wear for "Hallomean", and he will become a "werewuff."

It''s a spooky night, and the parents have dressed the babies up as monsters. To Chuckie''s horror, he''s a werewuff! And to make matters worse, Angelica tells the babies that whatever they dress up as, they will turn into-for real! Can Chuckie and his friends break the magic spell? Or will they stay monsters forever? Find out in this hilariously haunting story.

A collection of jokes about SpongeBob and his fellow sea creatures.

Angela has jokes for all her friends and every occasion in this collection.