New Releases by Dan Greenburg

I went to visit my Grandma Leah in Chicago, and we went to a White Sox game. Doesn’t sound like such a big deal, right? Well, here’s the thing—Grandma played in the game!

Courez-vous le danger de tomber amoureux ? Etes-vous sur le point de vous engager pour la vie ? Rassurez-vous. Voici de l''aide ! En plongeant dans les délices des contradictions de l''intimité, ce petit guide méchamment drôle vous apprendra à éviter l''amour, et surtout d''éventuels projets de mariage, en ayant recours à des armes telles que l''argent, le sexe et la bagarre. Si vous finissez par reconnaître que vous êtes effectivement le pire des saboteurs, ou la pire des saboteuses, vous y découvrirez peut-être aussi quelques secrets capables de faire durer vos relations, et, qui sait de vous rendre heureux, pour longtemps. Mais ne dîtes pas que vous n''avez pas été prévenu.

The Zack Files #23.

Zack bought a dinosaur egg at a flea market and it was not to go in a microwave.

Just an ordinary kid, Max Silver touched some radioactive space rocks in a museum and now can do things other kids can''t--like fly. Max finds it''s not easy being a superhero, especially when his father is determined to beat him at armwrestling, his mother wants him in bed on time--and the president wants him to save Manhattan.

Superhero, eleven-year-old Max Silver, must stop the evil Tastemaker from giving the world indigestion.

During a seance, spirit of Queen Victoria moves into Zack''s body.

Strange things just won''t stop happening to Zack! One more out-of-this-world adventures join this funny series about a 10 year old who''s prone to paranormal problems. Zack enters a horror film fan contest, and he and his best friend win an evening with Mella Bugosi, an aging horror film star with a Transylvanian accent. It''s not long before Zack notices Mella has some pretty odd habits: he avoids sunlight at all costs, he sleeps in a coffin, and...Zack hopes that''s V-8 he''s drinking! Could good old Mella be an actual vampire?

The Zack Files #22.

Zack''s first trip to sleep-away camp gets a little hairy when legends of a mysterious creature lurking in the woods turn out to be more than just campfire tales. Is it the missing link? Yeti? Sasquatch? Bigfoot?

Zack''s body is occupied by the ghost of Queen Victoria.

Zack is a normal 10-year-old boy with a knack for getting into weird situations such as adopting a talking cat, shrinking into the size of an ant, being able to talk to dolphins, finding Elvis in a turnip and much more.

Forget about the Y2K problem! Zack''s up to his ears in dragons and wizards when a computer glitch sends him hurtling back in time to the year 999--and a peculiar boys'' school known as Dragon Slayers'' Academy!

A strange trip through a metal detector causes Zack''s eighty-eight year old Grandma Leah to get younger and younger.

Uh-oh! Thanks to a heaping helping of a new dietetic sugar substitute, Zack shrinks down to the size of a bug. It''s not all that bad--until he discovers an army of ants who are building an ant pyramid for their despotic pharaoh-queen!

When Zack and his dad come upon an alien whose spacecraft is running on empty in Central Park, it''s easy enough to find more fuel. (Mayonnaise!) But retrieving the abandoned spaceship from the NYPD is quite a different story!

In Central Park, Zack and his dad encounter an alien who has lost his spaceship, which has been towed because it was illegally parked.

Late one night when Zack hears strains of "Heartbreak Hotel" coming from the fridge, he discovers the possibility that Elvis lives on...as a turnip! Talk about getting back to musical roots!

What would you do if your fortune cookie fortunes started coming true? Confucius says something very weird is going on! Could his thirteenth adventure be Zack''s unlucky number?

Late one night when ten-year-old Zack hears strains of "Heartbreak Hotel" coming from the refrigerator, he discovers the possibility that Elvis lives on as a turnip.

A hypnotist''s show turns out to be way more than Zack bargains for when he is pulled out of the audience, put into a trance, and his body is "taken over" by the spirit of someone from the past. And that''s only the beginning, because the stubborn spirit won''t go away when the show''s over! It''s hard enough having just one self to worry about. What will Zack do with two?

When Zack goes to a store to buy a baseball card, he finds himself face-to-face with his future son who has traveled back in time.

Zack and his father go to Hawaii where Zack has an unfortunate encounter with an angry volcano goddess.

When Zack is given the chance to swim with dolphins on a trip to Florida, he dives right in. But before long, Zack is surprised to find that the dolphins are trying to tell him something ? and even more surprised that he can understand and talk to them! There''s definitely something fishy going on here! Could it be genuine animal communication? And can Zack and his new friends get their signals straight and salvage an old sunken ship filled with treasure?

The Zack Files #11.

"My clone looks like me. My clone talks like me. He helps me with my homework and takes care of my bullies. And he could be the answer to all my problems. Or he could be my biggest one yet!

Hawaii. Dream vacation. Same thing, right? Wrong! No sooner do Zack and his dad arrive at their hotel does strange things start happening to Zack. First he gets bonked on the head by a falling coconut, then the T. V. blows up, then he gets thrown off of the treadmill in the hotel spa. Zack appears to be cursed. Could it be the piece of lava rock he bought in the gift shop?