Best Selling Books by Dan Greenburg

As the Shluffmuffin twins'' father takes up some unsavory vampire activities, Cheyenne is kidnapped again by the Mandible sisters, leading Wally to come up with a SWAT-team commando plan to bring her back.

Hawaii. Dream vacation. Same thing, right? Wrong! No sooner do Zack and his dad arrive at their hotel does strange things start happening to Zack. First he gets bonked on the head by a falling coconut, then the T. V. blows up, then he gets thrown off of the treadmill in the hotel spa. Zack appears to be cursed. Could it be the piece of lava rock he bought in the gift shop?

Klatu is such a varna! He crashed the spaceship into planet Earth with his brother Lek and sister Ploo onboard. Stuck in the middle of the Nevada desert with nowhere to run, Ploo is captured by army Earthlings who think that she is an enemy of humankind. Can Klatu and Lek to rescue Ploo from the terrifying Major Paine? Or will Ploo be held prisoner in Area 51 forever?

Ten-year-old orphan twins Wally and Cheyenne Shluffmuffin have a hard time at Cincinnati''s Jolly Days orphanage, but things get much worse when the Mandible sisters offer to share their home in the Dripping Fang Forest.

KLATU, LEK, AND PLOO just missed their ride home to planet Loogl. The army men from Area 51 scared their spaceship away. So where can they find a place to land a spaceship without causing havoc? Hollywood, of course, on the stage set of a film crew! But when they get there, the three kids are roped into being extras on a new sci-fi TV show. Have Lek, Klatu, and Ploo finally hit the big time? Break out the shades - they''ve gone from seeing stars . . . to being stars!

Klatu, Lek, And Ploo finally have a day off from their job as extras on a hit sci-fi TV show. So what should they do around Los Angeles for a day? Go to Dizzyland, of course! The amusement park has everything, from roller-coasters to ferris wheels to funhouses. It even has a small zoo. But when Klatu, Lek, and Ploo look through the zoo, they are shocked to find a fuzzy baby alien, named Mu, all locked up. They have to set Mu free!

When the babies who are being fed on human snot mutate into half-human brats, Hedy Mandible uses her hypnotic control over Cheyenne to force her to teach them proper behavior, while the Jackal initiates another elaborate scheme to assassinate Wally.

Zack''s classmate Andrew Clancy is always bragging. Everyone knows he''s a big liar. But suddenly, Andrew is having trouble hiding the fact that he isn''t telling the truth, and every time he tells another whopper, his butt grows bigger-will it ever stop?

Ten-year-old orphan twins Wally and Cheyenne get out of the Jolly Days orphanage, only to have more problems dealing with the Mandible sisters, evil giant ants, and their zombie father.

Ten-year-old orphan twins Wally and Cheyenne Shluffmuffin have it bad at Cincinnati''s Jolly Days orphanage, but things get much worse when the Mandible sisters offer to share their home in Dripping Fang Forest.

A strange trip through a metal detector causes Zack''s eighty-eight year old Grandma Leah to get younger and younger.

Is two too much? That''s what Max Silver is about to find out. Because his sister, Tiffany, is the newest superhero flying through the sky ...

Just an ordinary kid, Max Silver touched some radioactive space rocks in a museum and now can do things other kids can''t--like fly. Max finds it''s not easy being a superhero, especially when his father is determined to beat him at armwrestling, his mother wants him in bed on time--and the president wants him to save Manhattan.

Superhero, eleven-year-old Max Silver, must stop the evil Tastemaker from giving the world indigestion.

Zack and his father go to Hawaii where Zack has an unfortunate encounter with an angry volcano goddess.

It seems like a regular field trip to a natural history museum—until Zack gets locked inside for the night and discovers what really goes on in those display cases when no one is watching. A tribe of curious Neanderthals, rampaging woolly mammoths, prehistoric food shortages . . . it’s just another wild adventure for Zack!

Zack, trapped overnight in a museum of natural history, learns to his dismay that the Neanderthals and other exhibits come to life.

After she eats his homework, ten-year-old Zack suspects that his substitute teacher Mrs. Wolfowitz is a werewolf and uncovers her bizarre secret.

When Zack uses a magic box from Tibet to produce a duplicate of himself, he finds that he has created more problems than he has solved.

Zack''s body is occupied by the ghost of Queen Victoria.

Zack visits a very strange Chinese restaurant called Wun Dum Guy and finds that the fortunes in his fortune cookies start coming true.

Zack buys a dinosaur egg at a flea market, ignores the warning not to put it in the microwave, and ends up with a new pet.

Zack starts turning into a cat when the spirit of an ancient Egyptian cat goddess is accidentally transferred into his body during a class field trip.

A bunk bed feels rejected and runs away from home when the twins who sleep on the top and the bottom stay up past their bedtime.

Zack is a normal 10-year-old boy with a knack for getting into weird situations such as adopting a talking cat, shrinking into the size of an ant, being able to talk to dolphins, finding Elvis in a turnip and much more.

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