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One minute, it was an Egyptian cat stature. The next, it was real, live cat with sharp claws. And I have the scratch to prove it! This was one trip to the museum I would never forget.

Mummies are cool, but they’re creepy, too! Zack has faced aliens, vampires, time-travelers, ghosts, and Bigfoot—now find out what happens when he meets teenage mummy Ikhnaton (Icky for short).

Strange things just won''t stop happening to Zack! One more out-of-this-world adventures join this funny series about a 10 year old who''s prone to paranormal problems. Zack enters a horror film fan contest, and he and his best friend win an evening with Mella Bugosi, an aging horror film star with a Transylvanian accent. It''s not long before Zack notices Mella has some pretty odd habits: he avoids sunlight at all costs, he sleeps in a coffin, and...Zack hopes that''s V-8 he''s drinking! Could good old Mella be an actual vampire?

As the Shluffmuffin twins'' father takes up some unsavory vampire activities, Cheyenne is kidnapped again by the Mandible sisters, leading Wally to come up with a SWAT-team commando plan to bring her back.

Klatu is such a varna! He crashed the spaceship into planet Earth with his brother Lek and sister Ploo onboard. Stuck in the middle of the Nevada desert with nowhere to run, Ploo is captured by army Earthlings who think that she is an enemy of humankind. Can Klatu and Lek to rescue Ploo from the terrifying Major Paine? Or will Ploo be held prisoner in Area 51 forever?

KLATU, LEK, AND PLOO just missed their ride home to planet Loogl. The army men from Area 51 scared their spaceship away. So where can they find a place to land a spaceship without causing havoc? Hollywood, of course, on the stage set of a film crew! But when they get there, the three kids are roped into being extras on a new sci-fi TV show. Have Lek, Klatu, and Ploo finally hit the big time? Break out the shades - they''ve gone from seeing stars . . . to being stars!

Klatu, Lek, And Ploo finally have a day off from their job as extras on a hit sci-fi TV show. So what should they do around Los Angeles for a day? Go to Dizzyland, of course! The amusement park has everything, from roller-coasters to ferris wheels to funhouses. It even has a small zoo. But when Klatu, Lek, and Ploo look through the zoo, they are shocked to find a fuzzy baby alien, named Mu, all locked up. They have to set Mu free!

In the sixth book of this hilarious series, Wally''s brush with death has made both him and Cheyenne even more determined to stop the Ont Queen and her millions of minions from enslaving the human race and ending life on Earth. Illustrations.

A strange trip through a metal detector causes Zack''s eighty-eight year old Grandma Leah to get younger and younger.

Just an ordinary kid, Max Silver touched some radioactive space rocks in a museum and now can do things other kids can''t--like fly. Max finds it''s not easy being a superhero, especially when his father is determined to beat him at armwrestling, his mother wants him in bed on time--and the president wants him to save Manhattan.

Superhero, eleven-year-old Max Silver, must stop the evil Tastemaker from giving the world indigestion.

Zack and his father go to Hawaii where Zack has an unfortunate encounter with an angry volcano goddess.

It seems like a regular field trip to a natural history museum—until Zack gets locked inside for the night and discovers what really goes on in those display cases when no one is watching. A tribe of curious Neanderthals, rampaging woolly mammoths, prehistoric food shortages . . . it’s just another wild adventure for Zack!

Danny is always late for school. If he''s not stopped by pirates, then zombies chase him. He escapes from trolls only to be cornered by gruff billy goats. Good thing Danny has a quick imagination. He may be late for school, but he does get there! From one ridiculous adventure to the next, readers cheer on Danny as he faces the most extraordinary situations until all of his newfound friends come to school with him. When zombies meet teachers, you can bet there will be a hilarious ending. The droll humor and witty drawings will keep the most reluctant reader turning pages, eager to see what will happen next.

Ten-year-old orphan twins Wally and Cheyenne Shluffmuffin have had it bad at Cincinnati''s Jolly Days Orphanage, but things get much worse when the Mandible sisters offer to share their home in the Dripping Fang Forest.

Ten-year-old orphan twins Wally and Cheyenne Shluffmuffin have it bad at Cincinnati''s Jolly Days orphanage, but things get much worse when the Mandible sisters offer to share their home in Dripping Fang Forest.

Zack''s body is occupied by the ghost of Queen Victoria.

Zack buys a dinosaur egg at a flea market, ignores the warning not to put it in the microwave, and ends up with a new pet.

Zack, trapped overnight in a museum of natural history, learns to his dismay that the Neanderthals and other exhibits come to life.

After she eats his homework, ten-year-old Zack suspects that his substitute teacher Mrs. Wolfowitz is a werewolf and uncovers her bizarre secret.

When Zack uses a magic box from Tibet to produce a duplicate of himself, he finds that he has created more problems than he has solved.

Zack visits a very strange Chinese restaurant called Wun Dum Guy and finds that the fortunes in his fortune cookies start coming true.

A bunk bed feels rejected and runs away from home when the twins who sleep on the top and the bottom stay up past their bedtime.

Zack is a normal 10-year-old boy with a knack for getting into weird situations such as adopting a talking cat, shrinking into the size of an ant, being able to talk to dolphins, finding Elvis in a turnip and much more.

Courez-vous le danger de tomber amoureux ? Etes-vous sur le point de vous engager pour la vie ? Rassurez-vous. Voici de l''aide ! En plongeant dans les délices des contradictions de l''intimité, ce petit guide méchamment drôle vous apprendra à éviter l''amour, et surtout d''éventuels projets de mariage, en ayant recours à des armes telles que l''argent, le sexe et la bagarre. Si vous finissez par reconnaître que vous êtes effectivement le pire des saboteurs, ou la pire des saboteuses, vous y découvrirez peut-être aussi quelques secrets capables de faire durer vos relations, et, qui sait de vous rendre heureux, pour longtemps. Mais ne dîtes pas que vous n''avez pas été prévenu.

Amoureux(se) ? Vous rêvez d''union ? Vous songez sérieusement à vous engager ? Rassurez-vous : il existe des solutions pour s''en sortir. La mauvaise foi, l''esprit de contradiction, le sexe ou l''argent peuvent aisément torpiller vos projets de bonheur. Il est si facile de tout gâcher d''une parole malheureuse. Et si difficile de faire taire en nous cette voix butée qui appelle à la reprise des hostilités chaque fois que le grand amour passe à portée de main... Ils sont nombreux, les pièges de la vie conjugale ! La meilleure façon de s''en protéger, c''est encore d''en rire...