New Releases by Bruce Lansky

A collection of contemporary Mother Goose rhymes, based on the original characters.

Bruce Lansky, coauthor of Dads Say the Dumbest Things!, has created a delightful confection for Mother''s Day. Almost every expression that moms use to educate, discipline, and drive their children up the wall is in this book.

Lists 1,400 popular names and the attributes, images, and stereotypes most commonly associated with those names, based on a survey conducted by a marketing research group

Fatherly expressions so dumb, they''re funny. Here''s the perfect gift for the father who thinks he knows everything -- and the family that has to put up with him. Dads Say the Dumbest Things! contains all of the mindless expressions and advice that fathers offer when they can''t think of anything intelligent to say, like these: I''m the boss and what I say goes. Why? Because I say so. Don''t ask me, ask your mother. What do you want an allowance for? When I was your age I had to work for my allowance. Didn''t we give you lunch money last week? How well do you know this guy who wants to take you to a drive-in movie? Your mother did tell you about the birds and the bees, didn''t she? I wasn''t waiting up for you. I was reading the newspaper. The book includes 23 photos of famous TV dads who have raised stupid sayings to an art form.

Over 13,001 girls'' and boys'' names. Complete with meanings, origins and nicknames. Fascinating facts about names. The 200 most popular names.