Best Selling Books by Bill Myers

Bill Myers is the author of Invitation (Harbingers) (2017), My Life as a Toasted Time Traveler (1996), Ho-Ho-NOOO! (2013), The Voice (2008), New Kid Catastrophes (2013).

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Invitation (Harbingers)

release date: Apr 04, 2017
Invitation (Harbingers)
Four Bestselling Authors Team Up for Thrilling Supernatural Suspense Gathering four stories from four bestselling author friends, Invitation is the first collection in the ongoing Harbingers series. In "The Call" by Bill Myers, four strangers are drawn together to help a student at the mysterious Institute for Advanced Psychic Studies. His gifts are supposedly being honed to assist world leaders . . . but there are some very disturbing strings attached. Frank Peretti''s "The Haunted" confronts a supernatural mystery, a case of murder, and an exploration into the darkness of the human heart, all centering around a mysterious house. In Angela Hunt''s "The Sentinels," animals around the world are mysteriously dying. What could it mean? When the tragedy begins to touch Andi''s dreams, she discovers a terrifying theory. "The Girl" by Alton Gansky is a gripping tale of a young barefoot girl found holding a scroll in the snowy Oregon mountains. She is sweet, innocent--apparently not of this world--and something wants to kill her.

My Life as a Toasted Time Traveler

release date: May 03, 1996
My Life as a Toasted Time Traveler
What could be more hilarious than one Wally McDoogle How about two? Or Six? Or a dozen?! Wally travels back from the future to warn himself of an upcoming accident. But it takes more than one visit to get the message across. Before he knew it, there are more Wally''s running around than even Wally can handle. Catastrophes reach an all-time high as Wally tries to out think God and rewrite history.

Ho-Ho-NOOO!

release date: Apr 01, 2013
Ho-Ho-NOOO!
Ho-Ho-NOOO! is all about TJ Finkelstein learning the real meaning of Christmas as she prepares for her future as a world leader with a little help from her 23rd-century goofball friends, Tuna and Herby. In a competition with her middle sister, TJ races to earn money so she can give it to her father as a Christmas present; he’s lost his job and the family is preparing to spend their first Christmas without their mom. Thanks to Tuna and Herby’s help at her job interview, where their futuristic gadgets expose the true motivation of each candidate, TJ lands a job at the mall—making kids smile for Santa and eventually playing (a much smaller) Santa herself. That job turns into a nanny gig for pop star Lady Goo-Goo’s spoiled and unattended kids. She also takes on a delivery job to help with dreamy Chad Steel’s plan to provide a hearty meal for the homeless on Christmas Eve . . . only to find herself delivering caviar cream puffs on the whim of TV star and classmate Hesper Breakahart. Despite all her work, her efforts to get money for Christmas backfire, but in the end TJ realizes Christmas is really about being with those she loves and sharing the love God has given through Christ.

The Voice

release date: Apr 28, 2008
The Voice
Charlie Madison is a burned out Special Forces Agent and his world is about to be turned upside down. When his 13-year-old niece barges into his reclusive life, Charlie must come out of retirement to rescue her parents and a computer Program that has recorded the actual Voice of God--the implications of which have shaken the world''s religions to their core. Together, with the help of the attractive and mysterious Lisa Harmon, Charlie and his niece circle the globe, tracking down the religious radicals who have kidnapped his sister and brother-in-law. But, there is far more at stake than the safety of the parents or even religion. If the Voice of God created reality, It can destroy it. If controlled, It would become a weapon of mass destruction making all others obsolete. Soon the trio not only fights against various religious powers, but major governments as well . . . until the Program is discovered and played back with unimaginable results.

New Kid Catastrophes

release date: Jan 18, 2013
New Kid Catastrophes
This six-book series centers around two 23rd century goofballs, Tuna and Herby, who travel back in time to study TJ Finkelstein for their history project. TJ will someday become a great leader who demonstrates honesty, integrity, thoughtfulness, self-sacrifice, respect for others—all traits she hones and grasps through her adventures in this series. Unfortunately, Tuna and Herby get stuck in TJ’s time (modern day), so she has to deal with their schemes while juggling the normal issues of a seventh grader who has moved to a new city, is trying to fit in, and is coping with her mother’s death and her family’s new life. In New Kid Catastrophes, TJ accidentally makes an enemy of Hesper Breakahart, the superstar who attends their school. And Tuna and Herby’s attempts to help just lead to one disaster after another. In the end, TJ is still very unpopular, but she learns the value of looking past appearances and gains a few friends—and the attention of the most popular boy in school.

The Call (Harbingers)

release date: Apr 11, 2017
The Call (Harbingers)
Brenda, a tattoo artist who sees images of the future, and three other strangers with special abilities are drawn together to help a young student at the mysterious Institute for Advanced Psychic Studies. Daniel''s gifts are supposedly being honed to assist world leaders . . . but it turns out there are some very disturbing strings attached.

Seer: Rendezvous with God Volume Five

release date: Sep 25, 2024
Seer: Rendezvous with God Volume Five
After his death, including a tour of heaven, Will realizes Earth'' s great need and agrees to return to help. With Jesus'' instruction and their occasional visits to Old Testament times and prophets, our hero learns through failure and mishaps (always with a touch of Myers'' s humor), how to prepare for the battles God has called him to fight.

Switched!

release date: Apr 01, 2013
Switched!
Still on their quest to teach TJ Finkelstein the life lessons she’ll need to be a great world leader, 23rd-century goofballs Tuna and Herby are brewing up even more trouble for the new kid in Malibu. As the boys try to repair their futuristic gadgets, a little glitch in their Thought Broadcaster Pen lands TJ in the body of her nemesis, TV star Hesper Breakahart . . . and vice versa. And the plot thickens when Tuna and Herby decide to put TJ’s new look and superstar power to use. The time stumblers set up a concert for “Hesper” as a diversion while they sneak aboard a nuclear submarine and borrow a plutonium power pack—one of the items needed to fuel their time pod and get them out of TJ’s life. Meanwhile, Tuna and Herby are hounded by their own nemesis, Bruce Bruiseabone, who’s having a little trouble with forgiveness . . . a lesson that TJ realizes she might also need to learn as she walks a mile in Hesper’s shoes—and body!

My Life as Invisible Intestines (with Intense Indigestion)

release date: Oct 14, 2001
My Life as Invisible Intestines (with Intense Indigestion)
My Life As Invisible Intestines (with Intense Indigestion) is book # 20 in the The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series. When Wally first becomes invisible (thanks to the handy-dandy OOPS Machine) it''s great fun. Now he can do whatever he wants, like defending Opera by humiliating a bully, or helping the local football team come back from a 0-54 score. Then, of course, there''s always giving Wall Street a hand in making her first million. . . . But the fun and games are short lived when everybody from a crazy ghost buster, to the FBI, to the 59 1⁄2 Minutes TV show, to the neighbor''s new dog (a cross between a grizzly bear and a Tyrannosaurs Rex) begin pursuing him. Soon Wally is stumbling and staggering through his greatest misadventure ever . . . until he finally learns that cheating and taking short cuts in life are not all they''re cracked up to be. Until he learns that honesty really is the best policy.

Rendezvous with God - Volume One

release date: Mar 03, 2021
Rendezvous with God - Volume One
A reclusive college professor''s life is turned upside down by his impulsive, runaway niece who decides she''s going to live with him. To make matters worse, he begins slipping back in time to watch various Gospel narratives unfold that include off-the-record discussions with Jesus Christ. Soon he realizes his conversations tie directly into the drama, pain, and bitter-sweet comedy of his own life.

My Life as a Blundering Ballerina

release date: Oct 02, 1997
My Life as a Blundering Ballerina
"It''s way harder being a guy than a girl." "Is not." "Is too." "Is not!" "Is too!" So begins another madcap McDoogle mishap as Wally agrees to switch places with Wall Street (his best friend even if she is a girl). Teachers, parents, friends, everyone is in on the act as the two try to survive 72 hours in each other''s shoes. It''s a custom-made Wally catastrophe that includes: exploding Home Ec cookies (apparently Wally used gun powder instead of baking powder), baby-sitting a mob of out-of-control monster babies, and imprisoned 2.2 hours in the bathroom every morning to fix his hair. Last, and by no means least, Wally must replace Wall Street as a star in The Nutcracker ballet! All in all it becomes one of Wally''s greatest misadventures as he finally learns the important lesson of honoring and respecting others.

My Life as a Supersized Superhero with Slobber

release date: Jul 08, 2007
My Life as a Supersized Superhero with Slobber
At last, Wally can have the superpowers he has always dreamed of and written about! Thanks to the newest invention of Junior Whiz Kid, Wally now has . . Laser-Blaster Eye Beams-handy for catching those bad guys . . . and reheating your hot chocolate. Inviso Shield-a flip of the switch and your invisible . . . except for you''re underwear. Extendo Arms-great for back scratching those hard to reach spots . . . particularly if they''re a thousand miles away. These and a dozen other superpowers allow him to try to make the world a better place . . . until he realizes that the biggest differences are not made by flashy superheroes, but by everyday people doing everyday acts of kindness. Join our boy blunder as he learns the true meaning of helping and caring for others.

What a Croc!

release date: Feb 06, 2024
What a Croc!
From best-selling author Bill Myers comes a hilarious, faith-filled, and action-packed adventure starring the Mulligan family. For some reason, things keep going wrong for the Mulligan kids. There was the incident with the bugs on the bus. Then came the mixed-up lunches. And now several animals have escaped from the park. What is going on? Could the curse that Madame Clare mentioned at her fortune-telling booth actually be true? What''s more, could it seriously hurt their animal park and family connection. Will Mike Mulligan fail in his bid to oust the corrupt Mayor? Neither Michael nor Traci Mulligan had intended upon a large family, let alone one of such diversity. But God had other plans. After their second child, Lisa, was born blind, they began to see their gift for reaching out, connecting, and laughing with special children with special needs―all while raising their family among the many creatures living at the animal park that they operate. Are there trials? You bet. There''s no way to keep the boat from rocking with so many children from such diverse backgrounds and in such an incredible environment. But their faith in Christ, commitment to one another, and ability to laugh at themselves keep them digging in to make it work.

The Ancients

release date: May 22, 2002
The Ancients
Written to combat the influence of the occult on today''s kids, these compelling stories show the reality of spiritual warfare. As Rebecca and her brother, Scott, discover the danger in the occult''s deceptive practices, they learn to put their trust in God''s truths.

My Life As a Tarantula Toe Tickler

release date: Jun 17, 2003
My Life As a Tarantula Toe Tickler
Boy-genius Wally McDoogle makes one very minor mistake...and decides to hide the truth from his parents. What harm could come from hiding one tiny mistake? Much more than Wally bargained for! Junior Genius (the spoiled, super-inventor from My Life As a Sky Surfing Skateboarder) turns Wally into a human guinea pig for his latest creation-the Mind Magnifier. And something goes terribly wrong. Instead of a dramatically increased brain size, Wally ends up with ears big enough to use for hang-gliding! When you mix in giant flying snails and Tina, a giggling tarantula the size of a small house, you''ve got problems of major proportions. Now, our boy blunder must save Tina, his life, and the entire city! In this life-and-death struggle, Wally learns the importance of admitting mistakes and not hiding the truth from his parents.

Temptation: Rendezvous with God - Volume Two

release date: Aug 24, 2022
Temptation: Rendezvous with God - Volume Two
As our hero continues his off-the-record visits with Jesus Christ, his best friend draws him onto the wrong side of a moral and political issue. Amidst the drama and chaos, he learns two powerful truths: His identity is not in what he does for a living. His identity is not in what people think of him. Despite it all, amidst victories and catastrophic failures, he learns his identity, now and forever, is as God''s “deeply loved son.” Join Will Thomas as, with a touch of humor, he continues stumbling his way toward holiness and understanding God''s deep desire for intimate friendship.

Insight: Rendezvous with God Volume Four

release date: Sep 13, 2023
Insight: Rendezvous with God Volume Four
Just as our hapless hero finally gets use to Jesus'' s many surprise visits, the stakes are raised even higher when his ex begs to move into his house with her latest boyfriend. Then, of course, there are the other women in his life— an uber-religious conservative and a jaded ex-Christian. All this as, barely knowing the Bible himself, he is roped into teaching a Bible study to rival gang members at the local prison. And yet, somehow, amidst the drama, comedy and surprising turn of events, he stumbles into the maturity God has always hoped for him.

The Judas Gospel

release date: Jun 14, 2011
The Judas Gospel
Judas, the disciple responsible for betraying Jesus, has a conversation with God and proposes to him that if God had used his powers to market Jesus that Judas would have, Jesus would have been more successful in saving the world, with more people following him. Judas has heard rumors that God is preparing another prophet and talks God into letting Judas return to earth to prove his point using this new prophet, a woman who possesses supernatural abilities and who is stalked by a serial killer through her horrifying dreams of his victims. Judas takes her pure ministry and turns it into a marketing circus, and he comes to realize that in mixing commerce with God, bigger isn’t better and that God is interested in reaching indivuals, not masses.

Stink Bug Saves the Day!

release date: Mar 01, 2011
Stink Bug Saves the Day!
This retelling of The Good Samaritan teaches the importance of being a good friend. Mom and Pop Roly Poly and their little Rolies, Junior and Sissy, find themselves face-to-face with some biker flies. It looks like big trouble for Pop! Will anyone stop to help him? Someone will—the last person anyone expects.

My Life as a Screaming Skydiver

release date: Mar 20, 1998
My Life as a Screaming Skydiver
Only master of mayhem Wally McDoogle can turn an innocent game of laser tag into international espionage. From the Swiss Alps to the African plains, Agent 00 1/7th bumblingly employs such top-secret gizmos as rocket-powered toilet paper, exploding dental floss and the ever-popular transformer tacos (don''t laugh, they get great gas mileage) in a desperate attempt to stop the dreaded and super secret . . . Giggle Gun. It isn''t until Wally finally takes responsibility for his actions (which unfortunately involves leaping out of a jet fighter traveling 1.2 gazillion miles an hour), that he is finally able to save his life. . . And while he is at it, the entire free world.

Fire of Heaven

release date: Dec 31, 2002
Fire of Heaven
Brandon and Sarah Martus accept the call to become Revelation''s two prophets and proclaim the truths of Christ while preparing for their final showdown with Satan.

The Dark Side of the Supernatural

release date: Jan 01, 2008
The Dark Side of the Supernatural
Supernatural hunger -- Angels, the good and the bad -- Demons -- Satanism -- Ufos -- Communicating with the dead -- Ghosts -- Near-death experiences -- Reincarnation -- Wicca and witchcraft -- Vampires and fantasy games -- More doors to be wary of opening -- Wrapping up.

The Chamber of Lies

release date: Aug 30, 2009
The Chamber of Lies
In book four, Chamber of Lies, Zach, Piper, and Elijah are reunited with their parents. But when Elijah is lured into the Chamber, he must face the Shadow Man in a battle for his soul. Only heaven can help him now.

My Life as a Human Hairball

release date: Nov 01, 1998
My Life as a Human Hairball
Just when you''re sure Wally has bungled through every misadventure imaginable, this nerdy kid stumbles, staggers, and k-splats his way smack dab into a brand new frontier - the human body. When he and Wall Street, his best friend (even if she is a girl), visit a local laboratory, they are accidentally miniaturized and swallowed by some unknown stranger. It is a race against the clock (let alone Wally''s own klutzoidness) as they fly through various parts of the body - from the stomach to the blood system to the brain to the eye - in a desperate search for a way out while all the time learning how "fearfully and wonderfully we are made."

Choices

release date: May 01, 2014
Choices
“Choose for yourselves this day whom you will serve." Joshua 24:15 In this second book of the Truth Seekers series, Bill Myers combines comedy and suspense to capture the importance of Biblical truths. Project Truth Seekers’ crazy invention is a super-holographic replica of Noah’s ark. No problem, except with Noah’s ark comes Noah’s animals—all of them! In an effort to fix the Machine and remove the animals from camp, big brother Jake (older than sister Jenny by 12 minutes) enters the fantastically real computer program. Here, he experiences a world similar to our own with its sin and rebellion. But it is a world that could be saved, if the people would repent and trust in God’s only means of salvation. Meanwhile, Jenny and Jesse, her sort-of-boyfriend, travel back in time to stop Jenny’s father from making his own wrong decision. Laughter and drama abound as both Jake and Jenny learn the importance of making right choices . . . until both are hurled together into a spectacular encounter that nearly destroys Jenny’s life.

Dolphins in Danger

release date: Aug 06, 2024
Dolphins in Danger
From best-selling author Bill Myers comes a hilarious, faith-filled, and action-packed adventure starring the Mulligan family. The Magnificent Mulligans are back, and they’re learning again how to stick together, protect the vulnerable, and stand up for what’s right. When Dad gets a call from a friend who needs help with a distressed dolphin, he and Lisa drive up the coast to try to help. But a big storm in the forecast is going to make this mission difficult. Meanwhile, the other Mulligans are excited about new opportunities. Julie is learning to take care of flamingoes, Janelle is learning to play tennis, and Nick is learning how to fly an airplane. Nick’s first lesson? Convincing his instructor that he’s really ready to take the yoke. The guy keeps glancing nervously at the parachute he brings along for the flight!

Oops!

release date: Apr 01, 2013
Oops!
The mishaps never end as TJ’s “helpers” from the 23rd century—Tuna and Herby—continue to study TJ as she learns the valuable lessons she’ll need to become a future world leader. In Oops!, TJ learns the importance of speaking and thinking well of people even when they are difficult, thanks to the Thought Broadcaster Pen, which exposes the thoughts of everyone it hits. As usual, Tuna and Herby’s attempts to fix the pen only make things worse—now all of TJ’s thoughts become reality! As she fights not to return meanness to others (and to clean up the disasters her thoughts cause, like turning whiny TV star Hesper Breakahart into a giant baby), TJ learns from her dad a little more about how her mother handled things: She kept reminding herself that each of us is God’s creation. And no matter how mean people may be, we all need to be loved. The same message also unfolds through a side story of classmate Chad Steel learning to treat a mean boy better.

The Society

release date: May 25, 2001
The Society
Scott & Becka have left Brazil & begun the year at their new U.S. school when they discover that a local bookshop is the hub of a Ouija board cult.

Angel of Wrath

release date: Apr 08, 2009
Angel of Wrath
Thirteen-year-old Jazmin, her ex-Special Ops uncle Charlie, and former FBI agent Lisa are reunited in the second of the Voice of God series to stop a an assassin driven to murder members of a megachurch led by Lisa''s brother. This assassin has drawn in a coven of teens toying with satanic practices to support his efforts. The naive youth engage in ceremonies that appear to usher in the death of each of his victims. When their rituals open a portal into the spiritual realm, a terrifying and mysterious entity crosses over to our world. The battle culminates with the capture of Lisa''s father as the next target and a Black Mass requiring both their deaths as a sacrifice. The team will, once again, have to rely on all their wits, strength, and faith to survive in this action-packed, unearthly warfare.

The Revealing (Harbingers)

release date: Aug 01, 2017
The Revealing (Harbingers)
Brenda and the team find themselves in Rome trying to retrieve the mystical spear Hitler once owned--the very spear that pierced Christ''s side. Their search will take them from hidden chambers inside the Vatican to the catacombs of Rome to a mysterious seaside cave with unexpected powers. But what they seek is more perilous than they know.

Mystery of the Melodies from Mars

release date: Jan 01, 2002
Mystery of the Melodies from Mars
With the help of their dog, Slobs, preteen sleuths Sean and Melissa Hunter solve Midvale''s wacky mysteries, teaching children the truth about supernatural and out-of-this-world life forms. In "Mystery of the Melodies from Mars, " the siblings receive a message that is truly out of this world: "Abstain from all appearance of evil" (1 Thessalonians 5:22).

Leapin' Leopards

release date: Mar 01, 2023
Leapin' Leopards
"Life in a big, diverse family is already an adventure, but life at the Mulligan Wild Animal Park is downright epic! Meet the Magnificent Mulligans, a crazy family with a bunch of cool kids--living the dream as they operate a 1250-acre wild animal park. Except it doesn''t feel like much a dream for Hector. Fresh off the tough streets of Bogota, Colombia, Hector can''t understand why the Mulligan family cares so much about taking care of animals--especially the weak, vulnerable ones. You must be strong to survive. But a newcomer to the park begins to challenge Hector''s long-held belief. Meanwhile, twins Jessica and Janelle get drawn into some middle-school mean-girl drama that jolts their relationship. Can they rebuild their friendship and recognize the power of forgiveness? Speaking of forgiveness--especially the difficulty of it--Lisa can''t believe her big brother Nick''s carelessness. Sometimes it''s no big deal. That''s just Nick being Nick. But it''s a much bigger deal when Nick''s forgetfulness causes Lisa''s favorite animal to run away from the park. Now the Mulligans must do what they do best: work together to make sure everyone gets home safe."--

The Case of Hiccupping Ears

release date: Sep 16, 2003
The Case of Hiccupping Ears
In The Case of the Hiccupping Ears, people all over the world are forgetting how to eat, see, hear, smell, and even walk! What on earth is going on? The boys at B.A.D.D. (Bungling Agents Dedicated to Destruction) are once again at work. Only Secret Agent Dingledorf and Splat can stop them.

Lions, Elephants, and Lies

release date: Jun 01, 2023
Lions, Elephants, and Lies
From bestselling author Bill Myers comes another hilarious, warmhearted, and action-packed adventure starring the Mulligan family. Neither Michael nor Traci Mulligan had intended upon a large family, let alone one of such diversity. But God had other plans. After their second child was born blind, they began to see their gift for reaching out, connecting, and laughing with special children with special needs--all while raising their family among the many creatures living at the animal park that they operate. Are there trials? You bet. There''s no way to keep the boat from rocking with so many children from such diverse backgrounds and in such an incredible environment. But their faith in Christ, commitment to one another, and ability to laugh at themselves keep them digging in to make it work.

Smoke in the Air!

release date: Oct 17, 2023
Smoke in the Air!
From bestselling author Bill Myers comes another hilarious, warmhearted, and action-packed adventure starring the Mulligan family. The Mulligans are used to a little bit of crazy. What do you do when the crazy all happens at the same time? Street-smart Hector has had a hard time fitting in at school - unless you count having regular fights with other boys as fitting in. Now he’s got a few new friends . . . if he can prove that he belongs. But the troublemakers’ recklessness may prove perilous to the creatures who live at the Mulligan Wild Animal Park. Can Hector learn to make better choices with his friends and accept the grace and love of his new family? Speaking of grace, Janelle is learning to extend bucketloads of it to the girl she’s working with in the school musical: the snobby, super rich Chloe Richardson. Now a message from home informs Janelle that the two will need to spend even more time together. Can Janelle survive the night with the all-school mean girl? Back at home, the rest of the Mulligans are dealing with one emergency after another as a wildfire rages across the park’s parched land. Time for Team Mulligan to buckle their helmets and once again work together to make sure nobody gets left behind.

My Life As a Stupendously Stomped Soccer Star

release date: Jul 05, 2006
My Life As a Stupendously Stomped Soccer Star
Take another hilarious romp through Wally''s incredible worlds as he learns the importance of trusting God even when things don''t make sense. For just a few days, Wally gets to run his life his way. Meaning, he can do or be or have whatever he wants. But soon catastrophe piles upon catastrophe, and Wally begs God for things to go back the way they were.

Mcgee and Me! Three Book Collection

release date: Jan 16, 2015
Mcgee and Me! Three Book Collection
Nicholas and his animated best friend, McGee, learn important lessons about truth, humility, and jealousy.

Freddie's Fast-Cash Getaway

release date: Oct 05, 2010
Freddie's Fast-Cash Getaway
When an ant decides he can live a better life alone than with his family on the worm farm, he takes his inheritance and sets off for the glitz of the big city. When he finds himself penniless and doing dangerous work cleaning the cat cage at the circus, he decides to humble himself and return to the family farm. Children will learn about one of the best-known parables in the Bible, retold with humor and poignancy in an imaginative world of today.
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