New Releases by Andy JONES

With even more hilarious jokes, trivia, facts and cartoons, THE FARTIONARY 2: THE FOLLOW THROUGH is guaranteed to be a hit with kids everywhere! A book with more POP, BANG and CRACKLE than a 100-year-old vintage car fuelled on baked beans! Who farts? The why, when and how of farting ... Farting by age, location and climate ... The Whoopee Cushion ... why? All this and much, much more will be revealed by self-proclaimed fart guru to the stars, the ''Fart Whisperer'' himself, ANDY JONES! Ably assisted by his go-to gas consultant, world-renowned ''fart-ologist'', Dr Windee Wendy (BScGAS, PhdWind). Science! Facts! Comedy! Rap! Poetry! All things gassy will be discussed, dissected and disposed of in this deliciously whiffy raspberry romp. So get ready to let one rip with THE FARTIONARY 2: THE FOLLOW-THROUGH!

Three plays from the repertoire of iconic Newfoundland and Labrador playwright, actor, and member of the groundbreaking Newfoundland comedy troupe CODCO, Andy Jones. Based on Jones'' well-known epistolary radio series, An Evening with Uncle Val is a set of comic reportages from the perspective of a retired outport-dweller now living with his family in St. John''s. Uncle Val is sometimes bemused, sometimes outraged by modern life; he has charmed readers over the decades with his stalwart heart concealed in a curmudgeon''s exterior. Out of the Bin and King o'' Fun are zany, fragmented, occasionally philosophical, always hilarious renditions of contemporary life that demonstrate the versatility of one of Canada''s most talented and beloved theatremakers.

The unmissable follow-up to BOB VS THE SELFIE ZOMBIES, perfect for fans of DAVID SOLOMONS, DAVID BADDIEL and GREG JAMES & CHRIS SMITH. AI is threatening to take over the world, and our last hope is a 12-year-old boy called Bob. Bob, an accidental time-traveller, should be doing his homework but instead he''s bouncing in and out of the year 2049 - and life in the future seriously stinks! When Bob''s science-class experiment goes wrong, he causes a global aroma-virus pandemic - also known as the farting flu. The grumpy school inspector has his eye on Bob and detention looms. But Bob''s got bigger problems. He must face robot gorillas, an evil computer and giant patrol insects to save the world from a very farty future . . . ? Hold your noses for an adventure to the year 2049 and back!

THE HILARIOUS AND ACTION-PACKED STORY OF BOB, ACCIDENTAL TIME TRAVELLER. IT''S DOWN TO BOB TO SAVE THE WORLD . . . ALL HE NEEDS IS TIME! Bob and his best friend Malcolm are determined to win the school talent competition with their band The Tentacles of Time. For one thing, there''s £50 worth of vouchers to be won. For another, the future of the world depends on it. Bob doesn''t know why he can time travel. He does know that it always happens at the worst possible moments. Like when he''s in the bath. Awkward! But when Bob comes face to face with his future self in the middle of a disastrous alternative reality, he has to do something! In this terrifying version of the future, an evil genius has created a smile-operated selfie camera that turns people into zombies. The world as Bob knows it has completely collapsed. There''s not even anywhere to get a decent pizza! It''s up to Bob to fix the present, change the course of time and save the whole world! A hair-raising race into the future and back again . . . and again. Perfect for fans of DAVID SOLOMONS, DAVID BADDIEL and GREG JAMES & CHRIS SMITH.

A side-splitting and informative guide to creative writing by author/illustrator comedic duo Andy and Olaf, jam-packed with lashings of monster-inspired fun. Unleash your creative monster and write stories to inspire, amaze and awe your friends. With top tips on getting your story started, learn essential skills for storytellers in this brilliant guide to writing. Give your descriptions claws, add a little bite to your writing and feed your monster inspiration with over 50 writing prompts and exercises.

Are you a novice when it comes to grilling? Do you want to understand the fundamentals of grilling? Do you want to wow your friends and family with scrumptious and delectable dishes? If you answered yes to all of these questions, you''ve arrived at the correct place. Cooking meals using wood pellets and smokers is becoming increasingly popular because it allows people to cook food more quickly and easily while also saving time! Do you realize, though, that grills come in a variety of shapes and sizes? Each one is tailored to specific foods and situations. You must know how to utilize each type of grill to enhance the flavor of each food, and "The Complete Traeger Grill and Smoker Cookbook for Beginners" will show you how! Barbecues are a wonderful way to enjoy the summer. When you serve your favorite meats and vegetables outdoors, they tend to taste better. The most enticing thought in the world is undoubtedly inhaling the pungent aroma of fragrant rubs, charcoal, and the rich aroma of barbecued ribs, beef, poultry, fish, and veggies while enjoying a pleasant summer breeze and the sun on your skin. Grilling provides a variety of advantages over other cooking methods, not just in terms of taste but also in terms of health. Do you know that you may use a Wood Smoker-Barbecue to grill inside your home? You may be surprised to learn that you can grill not only meat and fish, but even desserts. Are you seeking for a comprehensive guide to grilling not only pricey meats to perfection? Grilling could be the most amusing way to prepare food! This book is perfect for you if you want to wow your family and friends with the best BBQ you''ve ever had! Are you a good smoker? You must understand which temperature and wood are best for cooking and smoking various meats, seafood, veggies, and desserts in order to become a Pit-Master. Do you feel that in order to consume delicious meats, you must get only the best? That is not true, because the true flavor of food comes from the cooking procedure! Grilling and broiling, for example, are two distinct cooking methods that impart distinct flavors to the meat. With this cookbook, you''ll learn the grilling secrets and techniques that will improve the flavor of your dishes dramatically. With step-by-step instructions, you''ll spend less time preparing and cooking and more time with your friends and family. This is a complete book for anyone who wish to get started grilling and enjoy excellent, delectable cuisine, and it includes simple grilling recipes. In this cookbook, you will discover: Grilling techniques How to choose best smoked meat How to choose the proper wood How to start a fire Grilling implements and accessories A step-by-step guide to ensuring that every dish you create is excellent. -Delicious grilled meat, fish, and veggie meals that will leave your guests speechless -Tasty appetizers and side dishes to give you a fantabulous summer -Recipes for grilled breakfast -Recipes for grilled seafood -Recipes for grilled poultry -Recipes for grilled appetizers -Recipes for grilled pork -How to grill in your home, even if it rains or it is winter! -Advanced recipes to improve your skills and became a great Pit-Master! ...And much more! What are you waiting for? "The Treager and smoker cookbook for beginners" is the complete guide that you are looking for! Ready to start grilling? Click the "BUY NOW" button and BECOME A BBQ PITMASTER!

55% OFF for Bookstores! NOW at 39.95 instead of $49.95 Are you interested in eating healthy and staying fit? This Air Fryer Cookbook is for you. Keep reading. An air fryer is a new piece of technology that cooks food by circulating hot air around it. It''s like the best things about cooking in a fryer, but without the mess. Air frying gives you crispy, crunchy textures on the outside and tender and moist textures on the inside. And because your food isn''t submerged in oil, less fat drips off and stays in your dish! Air frying also has an energy-saving design that uses up to two-thirds less power than a traditional oven or stovetop cooking. And air frying is a very quick way to whip up a special meal-it''s faster and easier than using your oven or stovetop, and it saves you the time of finding an extra pan and pot. "An air fryer is a kitchen appliance that cooks food by circulating hot air around the foods at high speed and heating the oil. Air frying uses less oil than deep frying, which in turn makes the food healthier to eat." The benefits of cooking in an air fryer include cooking with less fat, eliminating odor from cooking oils, and not having to deal with messy dishes as it cooks! In addition, the taste is enhanced and the food is crispier because of the air circulation. For a variety of recipes, users can use a source of oil that has a lower burning point than oil used for deep frying. This book covers the following topic Pork Beef Duck Chicken Vegetarian The air fryer is an ideal kitchen appliance at home for anyone who would like to cut down on saturated fats and calories in their diets. Air fryer cooking helps you prepare foods with less fat and calories to maintain your healthy weight without sacrificing tastiness, texture, or flavor. An air fryer is an appliance that is becoming popular currently that has become the talk of the town for members of the wellness community. The air fryer lets you cook with less fat and fewer calories. The air fryer contains a basket that comes with a lid, which has a wire mesh to allow maximum airflow while cooking. Buy it NOW!! And let your customers get addicted to this amazing book

55% OFF for Bookstores! NOW at 42.95 instead of $52.95 Are you interested in losing some weight easily? Then the complete keto diet cookbook is for you. Keep reading. Keto is not a Kind of diet which can be followed strictly forever unless you need it as a therapeutic Diet, which is a very narrow category. In keto diet, you slowly transit into a curative state that you can withstand forever in a healthier way. Keto diet is a lifestyle, no a diet so, treat is like same. No doubt, we have been calling it the "keto diet" in the whole book, but the best way so approach keto to gain maximum benefits; especially as a woman over 50s, is to treat it as a lifestyle. You can''t restrict your meal intake through obstructive and strict diets forever, right? It''s the fundamental Reason fad diets fail--- you restrict yourself from too much to get rapid results, the you are right back at the weight where you started, or God forbid worse: This book covers the following topic Breakfast Lunch Dinner Vegetables Dessert Snack Еvеry реrsоn in this wоrld is diffеrеnt аnd thаt is why реорlе оftеn think thаt, thаt is thе mаin rеаsоn why tоо mаny diеts ехist. But thаt is nоt likе thаt. Yеs, wе hаvе diffеrеnt рrеfеrеnсеs аnd fеаturеs. Hоwеvеr, kеtо саn wоrk wоndеrs fоr individuаls whо hаvе wеight аnd оbеsity рrоblеms, whiсh is а mајоr rеаsоn fоr sеriоus hеаlth соnditiоns. Thе Kеtоgеniс diеt is dеfinitеly sоmеthing thаt wоrks fоr еvеrybоdy. Why? Bесаusе it is indееd а mirасlе diеt! Еvеry сеlеbrity, рrоfеssiоnаl аthlеtе аnd diеtitiаn rесоmmеnds it bесаusе оf thе tоns diеt bеnеfits. Fаst wеight lоss, gооd hеаlth аnd соuntlеss smilеs. This diеt is nоt sоmеthing nеw. It is hеrе fоr nеаrly а сеntury аnd it hаs bееn usеd tо trеаt ерilерsy bеfоrе. Thаt wаs hарреning uр until 1920s. In thе 20''s rеsеаrсhеrs fоund оut thаt а high-fаt аnd lоw-саrb diеt саn rеаlly hеlр yоu lооsе wеight аnd imрrоvе yоur оvеrаll hеаlth. This рrоvеd thаt thе diеt is sо muсh mоrе thаn sоmеthing thаt is рrеvеnting sеizurеs. Hеrе''s еvеrything yоu nееd tо knоw аbоut thе kеtо diеt. Buy it NOW!! And let your customers get addicted to this amazing book

A hilarious new folktale adaptation from award-winning author Andy Jones, with brave and resourceful girls, evil giants, a magical cat, a storytelling hotel and hairy feet.

People need realize how important kidney health is, but not until they are diagnosed with a kidney problem that they tend to realize.The kidneys, which functions by removing waste products, impurities and excess fluids from the blood, as well as regular levels of sodium, potassium and pH in the body, play a crucial role in maintaining overall health and wellbeing

Looking for a great gift idea . This is notebook with 110 Pages lined (front & back) in size (6 x 9) inches. can be used as a Diary, business / office notebook, school journal, daily planner or organizer, as a gift for friends etc.This book includes:6 x 9 inches110 PagesRuled Line SpacingFull wrap around cover designFlexible easy wipe-clean glossy cover

Looking for a great gift idea . This is notebook with 110 Pages lined (front & back) in size (6 x 9) inches. can be used in Diary, business / office notebook, school journal, daily planner or organizer, as a gift for friends etc.This book includes:6 x 9 inches110 PagesRuled Line SpacingFull wrap around cover designFlexible easy wipe-clean glossy cover

Dark Nights. Looking for a great gift idea . 110 Lined Pages in (6 x 9) inches are provided for you to put your thoughts, hopes, experiences, likes, and dislikes.This Dark Nights notebook can be used as a journal, travel notebook, diary, business / office notebook, school journal, daily planner or organizer, as a gift , etc.This book includes:6 x 9 inches110 PagesRuled Line SpacingFlexible easy wipe-clean glossy cover

Looking for a great gift idea. 110 Lined Pages in ( 6 x 9 ) inches are provided for you to put your thoughts, hopes, experiences, likes, and dislikes.This dinosaur notebook can be used as a journal, travel notebook, diary, business / office notebook, school journal, daily planner or organizer, as a gift for animal lovers, etc.This book includes:6 x 9 inches110 PagesRuled Line SpacingFlexible easy wipe-clean glossy cover

Needed the perfect gift for the gun enthusiast? Okay, but what means perfect? For us, perfect means useful. Which benefits going to have a firearm inventory log book? Firstly, safety. Detailed firearm maintenance allows keeping guns in the best possible condition. Second, satisfaction. Probably every gun owner would want to have a detailed firearm inventory to impress friends! Includes: Brand, Model, Caliber, Serial No., Purchased Info, Qty., Condition, Assessed Value, Space for Photos or Additional Notes

Needed the perfect gift for the gun enthusiast? Okay, but what means perfect? For us, perfect means useful. Which benefits going to have a firearm inventory log book? Firstly, safety. Detailed firearm maintenance allows keeping guns in the best possible condition. Second, satisfaction. Probably every gun owner would want to have a detailed firearm inventory to impress friends! Includes: Brand, Model, Caliber, Serial No., Purchased Info, Qty., Condition, Assessed Value, Space for Photos or Additional Notes

font size="+1"''Astoundingly good. Brave, wickedly funny and profoundly affecting. Wow!'' Miranda Dickinson/font size font size="+1"''An emotional punch-packer of a book. Be prepared for it to swallow you whole'' Milly Johnson/font size font size="+1"''A big-hearted, funny, hugely emotional and uplifting novel - I loved it!'' Rachael Lucas/font size font size="+1"''Such a beautifully written book with characters that will linger in your head and heart'' Sarah J Naughton/font size **** You don''t need talent to join this group of actors. The ability to remember lines or stay awake throughout a performance is appreciated, but not essential. The only mandatory is a terminal diagnosis. But Adam Campbell is less than enthusiastic about this eccentric form of group therapy. He has under one year to live, and a heck of lot to get done. Like explaining mortality to his six-year-old daughter. And making amends with the woman who should have been his wife. The last thing Adam needs is a part in an amateur production of ''Shakespeare''s Greatest Deaths''. But help and hope can be found where we least expect them. And perhaps camaraderie, and a shared purpose, will turn out to be the best medicine after all. As Shakespeare, didn''t quite put it: Shuffling off this mortal coil is a drag; but it''s no reason to stop living. The Cancer Ladies'' Running Club meets The One Hundred Years of Lenni and Margot, The Last Act of Adam Campbell is a warm, poignant and wise tale about love, friendship, and making the most of every minute of life that we''re granted.

Peg Bearskin, an ugly woman, outsmarts a witch and marries a prince.

Stell dir vor, du triffst die Liebe deines Lebens – und es passt einfach gerade nicht. Was die Liebe angeht, haben Henry und Zoe viel gemeinsam – sie haben es immer verbockt. Und sie begegnen einander zum denkbar ungünstigsten Zeitpunkt: Henry fragt sich, ob er mit der Flucht von der eigenen Hochzeit den größten Fehler seines Lebens begangen hat. Und Zoe wird nach dem Ende ihrer letzten Beziehung von solchen Schuldgefühlen geplagt, dass sie wirklich anderes im Sinn hat, als sich darum zu kümmern, ob sie womöglich gerade den Mann ihres Lebens getroffen hat ... Eine ebenso lustige wie herzzerreißende Geschichte darüber, wie aus den schlechtesten Entscheidungen das Beste erwachsen kann.

»En rörande, rolig roman som visar hur livet alltid kastar fram det oväntade.« Woman & Home »Har allt du kan vilja ha av en romantisk komedi och mer.« The Sun Henry och Zoe har mer gemensamt än vad de tror. Till exempel vill de båda till varje pris lägga det förflutna bakom sig. Henry har precis övergett sin ungdomsförälskelse på bröllopsdagen och åker till London där han hoppas kunna bygga upp sitt liv på nytt. Zoe har sina egna skäl att se över sitt liv, och hon tänker göra det genom att lämna London och resa över hela världen medan hon funderar på vad hon egentligen vill ha ut av livet. Hon vet inte vart hon är på väg, men hon är övertygad om att hon ska dit ensam. Om Henry och Zoe hade träffats för ett år sedan hade kanske allt sett annorlunda ut. Men det är inte så livet funkar och därför är den här boken inte heller en vanlig kärleksroman. ANDY JONES är en brittisk författare, bosatt i London med fru och två barn. Hans hyllade feelgood-roman Vi två kom ut på svenska 2016. Henry och Zoe är hans tredje roman.

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The funniest collection of rap, rhyme, riddles and poems you''ve EVER read! The most complete collection and repository of gross and grotty, slimy and snotty, rap, rhyme, riddle and revolting verse. Featuring bodacious beasts, rapalicious rhymes, funky feasts and dancing in your underpants. Laugh out loud and split your sides with hilarious poems, riddles, limericks and more ...

When Tom s girlfriend walks out on him the day before Christmas, he feels humiliated but not necessarily heartbroken. Sadie wasn t, after all, The One. If we re being precise, she was number eighty-five. And so, for reasons that are only mostly wrong, Tom embarks on a mission to bring his number of encounters up to a nice neat one hundred. Over the course of his quest he sleeps with a colleague, a colleague of a friend, a friend of a friend, a friend of a friend s wife, the estate agent selling his flat and several more besides. Everything is going, if not well, then at least according to plan and then Tom meets Verity. Whether she s The One remains to be seen, but she s certainly more than just another number. "

Henry a Zoe toho mají společného víc, než by je samotné napadlo. Třeba to, že každý z nich musel zúčtovat s minulostí a začít znovu, aby zjistili, co v životě doopravdy chtějí. Jeden z nich proto utekl do Londýna, druhý naopak z Londýna hodlá na hodně dlouho zmizet. A když se jejich životní dráhy v městě nad Temží protnou, zdá se, že si s nimi osud jen tak zahrává... Je nějaká naděje, že z rovnice HENRY + ZOE nakonec vyjde VELKÁ LÁSKA?

When a mysterious green stranger challenges Jack to a card game with higher than high stakes--well, Jack can''t resist--in this hilarious re-imagining of a traditional Newfoundland tale.