Most Popular Books by Andy Griffiths

New York Times-bestselling team Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton invite readers to come hang out with them in their 143-Story Treehouse—the eleventh book in the illustrated chapter book series filled with Andy and Terry''s signature slapstick humor! Andy and Terry live in a 143-story treehouse. (It used to be a 130-story treehouse, but they built another 13 stories.) It has a baked bean geyser that erupts on the hour every hour, a wrecking ball, a fish milkshake shack, a word-o-matic (it knows every word in the whole world!), a toffee apple orchard guarded by a kind-hearted scarecrow, and a camping ground. Andy''s been a bit stressed out lately, so Terry decides the perfect way to relax would be to head up to their new camping ground level for a much-needed vacation. But it turns out to be not quite as relaxing as planned. Terry forgets to pack the tent and the food, their attempt at fishing ends in disaster, the spooky campfire stories are a little too spooky and then, to make matters worse, all of Andy’s fellow campers start mysteriously disappearing. Can Andy brave the dark, dark woods and rescue them in time to finish writing their next book? A Publishers Weekly Bestseller Read the whole series! The 13-Story Treehouse The 26-Story Treehouse The 39-Story Treehouse The 52-Story Treehouse The 65-Story Treehouse The 78-Story Treehouse The 91-Story Treehouse The 104-Story Treehouse The 117-Story Treehouse The 130-Story Treehouse The 143-Story Treehouse

Meet Jack. Jack is an ordinary boy who lives in an ordinary house in an ordinary Australian suburb. Like many children, Jack likes playing computer games, watching television and eating take-away food. Jack is also seriously overweight. But this doesn''t make him any less ordinary. Presently 25 per cent of Australian children are seriously overweight and, if current trends continue, this figure is predicted to rise to 40 percent by the year 2020.Through a series of involving and extremely funny fictional monologues, bestselling children''s author Andy Griffiths brings Jack''s world alive, highlighting the issues, challenges and struggles that Jack and his parents face as they attempt to create a healthier lifestyle in an environment where the over-consumption of calorie-dense foods and a lack of exercise has become the norm. Supplemented with practical advice from both a personal trainer and a nutritionist, this book provides concerned parents with an invaluable resource for creating a healthier, more vital life for both their children and themselves.This is a book that parents can-and should-read themselves, but it''s also a story that they can share directly with their children. Andy''s track record and fan base give him real credibility among children, and in Jack''s story we have the perfect parable for parents and children alike.

International author-illustrator superstar duo Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton are back, and this time they''ve cooked up a hilarious book of 13 standalone stories to complement their beloved chapter book series. A lot of stuff happens in our ever-expanding treehouse. Not everything gets into the books. These are some other things that happened to us... Surreal, funny and supremely silly—all with the spirit of the Treehouse—come on up to hear some Tales from the Treehouse.

For beginner rock drummers. Covers all aspects of playing drums in a group. Includes studies on solos, rolls, fills and syncopation. Music theory is gradually introduced to help the player understand the material being presented and enable them to create their own rhythms and beats.

Explore the vast, surprising and silly world of the Treehouse with your expert tour guides, Andy and Terry. There are so many things to know. And so many things you didn''t know you didn''t know! This guide to the Treehouse is full of trivia, fun facts and behind-the-scenes details about all 169 levels, all the characters Andy and Terry have met, the places they''ve visited, and all the amazing gadgets and machines they''ve invented. This is a specially formatted fixed-layout ebook that retains the look and feel of the print book.

In the thrilling conclusion to the epic Butt Trilogy, a boy and his butt fight stinky scoundrels determined to wipe away Earth. Zack Freeman (and his butt) have twice saved the world from total reek-dom. But now the young butt-fighter faces his nastiest challenge yet: Hundreds of thousands of Great White Butts attacking the earth with giant brown blobs are about to cause Buttageddon. In order to stop them, Zack will have to hitch a ride in a time-traveling buttmobile, back to the reign of the prehistoric buttosaurs. Can Zack battle the Tyrannnsore-arses, juggle a giant arseteroid, and put the butts-gone-bad back in their place? Or will the entire world be abutterated?

"Warning do not read this book! It contains 13 of the silliest tales Andy and Terry have ever told. Tales so silly they could break your brain. You have been warned. Put it down. Put it down now! By order of the story police"--Publisher''s description.

Andy G and Terry D are being chased by an evil bee. Thank goodness for the tea-lady and her bravery. A rhyming story of mischief and mayhem that will delight everyone, especially beginner readers, accompanied by Terry Denton''s energetically comic illustrations. This story first appeared in The Cat on the Mat is Flat, which featured a collection of short stories. The original black and white illustrations are now in colour, and the story has been redesigned in a larger format. Suitable for ages 3 - 103

No te pierdas esta divertidísima aventura de Andy y Terry en la casa de árbol. Andy y Terry viven en una casa en el árbol. Su casa solía tener 13 pisos, pero la han ampliado, y ahora tiene 26. En ella hay una pista de autochoques, una rampa para monopatines, una cámara de gravedad cero, una heladería con 78 sabores de helado distintos y el Laberinto Maldito, un laberinto tan grande que nadie que haya entrado en él ha logrado salir jamás... Bueno, por lo menos hasta ahora. Juntos, Andy y Terry cuentan historias y viven aventuras muy disparatadas. Al fin y al cabo, ¡es imposible aburrirse en una casa en el árbol de 26 pisos! ENGLISH DESCRIPTION Andy and Terry live in a 26-story treehouse. (It used to be 13 stories, but they''ve expanded.) It has a bumper car rink, a skate ramp, an antigravity chamber, an ice cream parlor with 78 flavors, and the Maze of Doom―a maze so complicated that nobody who has gone in has ever come out again. Well, not yet, anyway. This time, the two friends have a whole week to finish their next book, and Andy even knows what it should be about―the story of how he and Terry first met. But, life is NEVER boring in the treehouse, and emergency shark operations, giant storms, and wooden pirate heads are just the beginning….

Andy en Terry wonen in de waanzinnigste boomhut ter wereld. Ze houden van boeken maken en van moppen vertellen. En nu hebben ze het waanzinnigste moppenboek ter wereld gemaakt! Over katten en kippen, school en skeletten, bomen en beren, ... Moppen tot in het oneindige, perfect voor alle fans van De waanzinnige boomhut!

Andy et Terry vivent dans une cabane à treize étages, dans les arbres, avec bowling, bassin de requins mangeurs d''hommes, lits qui se font tout seuls, lianes pour se déplacer de pièce en pièce, fontaine à limonade et machine à chamallows entre autres. Ils passent leur temps à s''amuser alors qu''ils sont censés écrire un livre.

Juntos, Andy y Terry viven aventuras disparatadas. ¿Quién sabe qué anécdotas desternillantes y aventuras alocadas nos esperan? Al fin y a cabo, ¡la vida NUNCA es aburrida en una cada en el árbol de 39 pisos! Andy y Terry viven en una casa en el árbol de 39 pisos. Antes era una casa en el árbol de 26 pisos, pero han añadido unas cuantas cosas. Tiene la cama elástica más alta del mundo, una cascada de chocolate, un zoo de crías de dinosaurio donde SÍ se puede tocar a los animales, un volcán activo, un elefante boxeador, la montaña rusa más espeluznante del mundo ¡y un piso tan nuevo y tan secreto que Terry aún no lo ha terminado!

Bienvenue dans la cabane la plus cool du monde ! Andy a une rage de dents qui l''empêche d''imaginer la moindre blague. Pourtant, il doit écrire un livre ! La seule solution ? Acheter un Rigolostylo 2000TM, un stylo qui écrit tout seul des histoires à mourir de rire. Hélas, Andy et Terry n''ont pas assez d''argent... C''est l''occasion d''utiliser leur nouvelle machine à fabriquer des billets ! Mais catastrophe ! Terry appuie sur la mauvaise manette et voilà que la machine se met à fabriquer des litres et des litres de miel, attirant tous les ours des environs. Tu veux savoir si Andy et Terry vont réussir à échapper à leur attaque ? Ouvre ce livre !

Bienvenue dans la cabane la plus cool du monde ! Entre l''extraordinaire machine à bulles de savon, l''igloo à treize étages et la salle du temps perdu, Andy, Terry et Jill s''amusent comme des fous. Et c''est normal, car il se passe toujours des choses dans une cabane à 130 étages ! Cette fois, alors qu''ils doivent écrire leur nouveau livre, ils sont kidnappés par un oeil volant géant venu de l''espace. Tu veux vivre cette nouvelle aventure avec eux ? Ouvre vite ce livre !

Andy et Terry ont encore agrandi leur cabane qui possède désormais 52 étages. On y trouve notamment une machine à vagues, un lance-carottes dernier cri, un camp d''entraînement pour escargots et une agence de détectives à la pointe de la technologie à qui les propriétaires font appel pour retrouver leur éditeur disparu.

Quand M. Gros Nez demande à Andy et Terry de s''occuper de ses trois petits-enfants, il ne voit pas de raison que le babysitting se passe mal. Pourtant, Andy et Terry vivent dans une cabane à 91 étages où il y a un labyrinthe de la mort, une fosse à crocos, un trampoline sans filet, des sables mouvants, un bassin aux requins, des arcs et des flèches, des poulets sorciers, une maison hantée, une catapulte géante, un trompinator et une Madame Je-Sais-Tout... De quoi occuper ces trois enfants en mal d''aventure ! D''autant que les deux héros de la cabane ont un livre à écrire... Mais au fait, où sont passés les petits-enfants de M. Gros Nez ? Tu veux les chercher avec Andy et Terry ? Ouvre ce livre !

No te pierdas esta nueva divertidísima aventura de Andy y Terry en la casa de árbol. La fabulosa casa en el árbol de 65 pisos de Andy y Terry ahora también tiene una sala de cumpleaños (donde siempre es tu cumpleaños, aunque no lo sea), una planta llena de ojos que explotan, un pozo de arenas movedizas, un hormiguero artificial y Teleárbol: un canal de televisión 24 horas que retransmite en riguroso directo las novedades, sucesos y cotilleos de la casa en el árbol. Así que ¿a qué esperas? ¡Vamos, sube! Andy y Terry han construido una máquina del tiempo. ¿tienen los permisos de obras de la casa en el árbol en regla? Mmm... quizás. ¿Utilizarán la máquina del tiempo para viajar a otras épocas y conseguirlos? Quizás también. ¿Se escacharrará? ¡Sin duda!

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Andy and Terry are once again inviting readers to come hang out with them in their astonishing 39-story treehouse (it used to be 13 stories, then 26 stories, but they keep expanding). And this year they will have even more time to jump on the world''s highest trampoline, toast marshmallows in an active volcano, swim in the chocolate waterfall, pet baby dinosaurs, and go head-to-trunk with the Trunkinator, since Terry has created the greatest invention that he or anyone else has ever invented ... a Once-upon-a-time machine that will write and illustrate their entire book for them! Join "New York Times-"bestselling author Andy Griffiths and illustrator Terry Denton on another wild storytelling adventure in a series "Publishers Weekly" described as "Anarchic absurdity at its best." Welcome to "The 39-Story Treehouse ... "What are you waiting for? Come on up!"

Andy and Terry add thirteen levels to their 91-story treehouse to live in a 104-story treehouse with all the amenities, such as a never-ending staircase, a burp bank, Mount Everest, and a money-making/honey-making machine. But when Andy gets a toothache that prevents him from writing their new book, Terry comes up with an idea to buy a machine to do the work for them. What could possibly go wrong?

Join Andy and Terry in their ridiculous 91-storey treehouse! Go for a spin in the world''s most powerful whirlpool, take a ride in a submarine sandwich, get marooned on a desert island, hang out in a giant spider web, visit the fortune teller''s tent to get your fortune told by Madame Know-it-all and decide whether or not to push the mysterious big red button. Well, what are you waiting for? Come on up!

Andy and Terry now live in a 130-story treehouse with a soap bubble blaster, a time-wasting level, a 13-story igloo, the GRABINATOR (it can grab anything from anywhere at any time), a toilet paper factory, and an extraterrestrial observation centre for watching aliens. Andy, Terry and Jill are observed, and then abducted, by a giant flying eyeball from outer space! At first they''re excited about an intergalactic space adventure, but Planet Eyeballia is not a friendly place. How will they escape?

Andy and Terry have a big fight and decide they don''t want to be best friends anymore. But with a herd of sneaky spy cows out to steal all their story ideas, can Andy and Terry make up before it''s too late?

Nine annoying escapades from Andy which include: trying to set a new speed record for swinging on the clothesline; being terrorised by a garden gnome that he has taken on holidays with him; and, crashing naked through the ceiling to land in front of his parents and his dad''s boss. Suggested level: primary, intermediate.

Fifth-grader Henry McThrottle uncovers clues that lead him to believe there is a lost treasure buried under his school, and he soon has the entire school hunting for it and hoping to unearth a fortune.

Zack Freeman is ready to tell his story of a brave young boy and his crazy runaway butt. The story conveys a crack butt-fighting unit called the B-team, a legendary Butt Hunter''s formidable daughter, and some of the ugliest and meanest butts ever as Zack takes a journey across the Great Windy Desert, through the Brown Forest, and over the Sea of Butts before descending into the heart of an explosive buttcano to face the biggest butt of all.

Have you ever wondered where ideas come from and how stories are made? Would you like to know the true stories behind some of Andy and Terry''s books and characters? Are you looking for simple, practical and inspiring writing activities? Would you like to discover 45 great ways to have fun with words and pictures? If you answered YES to any of these questions, then this is definitely the right book for you! Designed for teachers, students and young aspiring writers, ONCE UPON A SLIME contains 45 fun writing and storytelling activities, such as lists, instructions, cartoons, personal stories, poems and pocket books. Examples from Andy and Terry''s books are used throughout to demonstrate techniques and to inspire readers to have as much fun playing with ideas, words and pictures as Andy and Terry do when they get together to create their crazy books.

Zack Freeman is ready to tell his story, the story of a boy and his crazy runaway bum; the story of a crack bum-fighting unit called the B-team, a legendary Bum Hunter and his formidable daughter, and some of the biggest, ugliest and meanest bums ever to roam the face of the Earth. This is a story of courage and endurance that takes Zack on a journey across the Great Windy Desert, through the Brown Forest and over the Sea of Bums before descending into the heart of an explosive bumcano to confront the biggest, ugliest and meanest bum of them all.

YES / NODo you ignore health warnings and safety instructions whenever possible?Do you ever play kiss chasey with girls (if you are a boy) or with boys (if you are a girl)?Do you regularly engage in deadly battles with brothers, sisters and/or indestructible cyborg warriors?Do you live on a planet that will one day be incinerated by an expanding start called the Sun?Do you like fast-paced, high-action, high-body-count stories featuring mini-golf, lawn bowls and naked people in the nude? SCORE: One point for each ''yes'' answer3-5 You are definitely DOOMED! You will love this book.1-2 You are fairly DOOMED! You will love this book.0 You are DOOMED, you just don''t realise it.

Ever tried to get out of going to school by pretending that you''re dead? Ever managed to convince a friend that they''re invisible? Ever been stuck in a gorilla suit and nearly put in a zoo? Andy has. Andy''s the greatest practical joker in the world, well, almost. He would be, if only his practical jokes didn''t have the annoying habit of backfiring on him. Suggested level: primary, intermediate.

"Bums! Action! Adventure! Romance! Robots! Time Travel! Prehistoric bums! Giant brown blobs! A huge arseteroid!"--Back cover.

Is this the right book for you? Take the CRAZY TEST and find out: Do you bounce so high on your bed that you hit your head on the ceiling? Do you ever look in the mirror and see a crazy maniac staring back at you? Do you like to read stories about kittens, puppies and ponies getting mashed and pulverised? Do you sometimes get the urge to take your clothes off and cover yourself in mud? Do you often waste your time taking crazy tests like this one? SCORE: One point for each ''yes'' answer. 3-5 Congratulations. You are completely crazy. You will love this book. 1-2 Congratulations. You are not far off completely crazy. You will love this book. 0 Congratulations. You are 100 per cent sane, normal and well adjusted. You must be crazy! You will love this book. Nine highly original, humorous stories complemented by imaginative and hilarious illustrations from one of Australia''s most well-known and acclaimed illustrators, Terry Denton.

Take one Shakespearean tragedy: Macbeth. - Mix them all together to create one of the most hilarious, most dramatic, moving stories of love, Whizz Fizz, witches, murder and madness.