New Releases by Andy Griffiths

Andy and Terry add thirteen levels to their 91-story treehouse to live in a 104-story treehouse with all the amenities, such as a never-ending staircase, a burp bank, Mount Everest, and a money-making/honey-making machine. But when Andy gets a toothache that prevents him from writing their new book, Terry comes up with an idea to buy a machine to do the work for them. What could possibly go wrong?

Is this the right book for you? Take the CRAZY TEST and find out: Do you bounce so high on your bed that you hit your head on the ceiling? Do you ever look in the mirror and see a crazy maniac staring back at you? Do you like to read stories about kittens, puppies and ponies getting mashed and pulverised? Do you sometimes get the urge to take your clothes off and cover yourself in mud? Do you often waste your time taking crazy tests like this one? SCORE: One point for each ''yes'' answer. 3-5 Congratulations. You are completely crazy. You will love this book. 1-2 Congratulations. You are not far off completely crazy. You will love this book. 0 Congratulations. You are 100 per cent sane, normal and well adjusted. You must be crazy! You will love this book. Nine highly original, humorous stories complemented by imaginative and hilarious illustrations from one of Australia''s most well-known and acclaimed illustrators, Terry Denton.

Juntos, Andy y Terry viven aventuras disparatadas. ¿Quién sabe qué anécdotas desternillantes y aventuras alocadas nos esperan? Al fin y a cabo, ¡la vida NUNCA es aburrida en una cada en el árbol de 39 pisos! Andy y Terry viven en una casa en el árbol de 39 pisos. Antes era una casa en el árbol de 26 pisos, pero han añadido unas cuantas cosas. Tiene la cama elástica más alta del mundo, una cascada de chocolate, un zoo de crías de dinosaurio donde SÍ se puede tocar a los animales, un volcán activo, un elefante boxeador, la montaña rusa más espeluznante del mundo ¡y un piso tan nuevo y tan secreto que Terry aún no lo ha terminado!

The 104-Storey Treehouse is the eighth book of Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton''s wacky treehouse adventures, where the laugh-out-loud story is told through a combination of text and fantastic comic book-style illustrations. ''The kind of book I would have loved as a kid'' - Tom Fletcher, author of The Danger Gang Join Andy and Terry in their 104-storey spectacular treehouse - it used to be a 91-story treehouse, but they decided it was still missing a few things! They''ve added thirteen new levels, including a never-ending staircase, a burp bank, and even a mighty fortress. But Andy and Terry are in a race against time to find a funny story for their next book - and Andy had a toothache that hurts so bad he can''t write any jokes for their new book. Will the tooth fairy be able to help? Well, if not, Terry knows just what to do: buy a Joke Writer 2000(tm) to write the jokes for them! All they need first is some money from their money-making machine and then it''s off to the store. It''s a foolproof plan--a Terry-proof one, even! Well, what are you waiting for? Come on up! Climb more fun-filled levels by collecting all thirteen books in the seven million-copy-selling series - the perfect chapter books for reluctant readers.

Meet Andy and Terry. They make books together in the world''s coolest treehouse! They''ve got loads of different storeys in their home in the sky: you can find a marshmallow machine, the world''s most powerful whirlpool, a penguin ice-skating rink, a tank full of sharks and a human pinball machine, among many other things. But none of these help them agree on their special story for World Book Day – and it''s not just Mr Big Nose keeping an eye on them now, but the story police too! Terry''s Dumb Dot Story is a special World Book Day Treehouse adventure from Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton, told through a combination of laugh-out-loud text and fantastic cartoon-style illustrations. Well, what are you waiting for? Come on up!

Join Andy and Terry in their astonishing 39-storey treehouse! Jump on the world''s highest trampoline, toast marshmallows in an active volcano, swim in the chocolate waterfall, pat baby dinosaurs, go head-to-trunk with the Trunkinator, break out your best moves on the dance floor, fly in a jet-propelled swivel chair, ride a terrifying rollercoaster and meet Professor Stupido, the world''s greatest UN-inventor. Well, what are you waiting for? Come on up!

Take one Shakespearean tragedy: Macbeth. - Mix them all together to create one of the most hilarious, most dramatic, moving stories of love, Whizz Fizz, witches, murder and madness.

The 91-Storey Treehouse is the seventh book of Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton''s wacky treehouse adventures, where the laugh-out-loud story is told through a combination of text and fantastic comic book-style illustrations. ''The kind of book I would have loved as a kid'' – Tom Fletcher, author of The Danger Gang Join Andy and Terry in their 91-storey spectacular treehouse – it used to be a 78-story treehouse, but they keep getting ideas for new stories! They''ve added thirteen new levels, including the world''s most powerful whirlpool, a mashed-potato-and-gravy train and a human pinball machine. Why not try your luck on the spin-and-win prize wheel or hang out in a giant spider web (with a giant spider), or you can always get your fortune told by Madam Know-it-all or eat a submarine sandwich the size of an actual submarine while deciding whether or not to push the BIG RED BUTTON . . . which they’re not sure whether to push or not because they can’t remember what it does. Well, what are you waiting for? Come on up! Climb more fun-filled levels by collecting all thirteen books in the seven million-copy-selling series – the perfect chapter books for reluctant readers.

Together Andy, Terry and Jill (and Silky!) have lots of fun and crazy adventures in the coolest treehouse in the world. Then, Andy and Terry write books about them. And in THIS book, they want YOU to join in. Decode secret messages! Connect the dots! Create your own stories and drawings about spaceships, pizza and zany inventions! All of these fun activities and SO MUCH MORE await. Well, what are you waiting for? Come on up! Fans of the beloved Treehouse Books series will delight in using their imaginations to step inside their own treehouses in this entertaining activity book from New York Times-bestselling author Andy Griffiths.

A hilarious collection of stories from the literary genius who brought you THE DAY MY BUTT WENT PSYCHO!. An Australian bestseller, this book''s out-of-control humor will drive you over the edge! Do you bounce so high on your bed that you hit your head on the ceiling?Do you ever look in the mirror and see a wild-eyed lunatic staring back at you?Do you often waste your time taking crazy tests like this one?If you''re not completely crazy yet, you will be by the time you finish this book. Written by Andy Griffiths and starring...Andy Griffiths, this madcap collection of outrageous adventures and outlandish illustrations may drive you over the edge of sanity -- but it will be worth it!

Another JUST outrageous title from the author of the NY Times bestseller THE DAY MY BUTT WENT PSYCHO! The series that made Andy Griffiths an Australian publishing phenomenon is sweeping America! Before introducing the world to butts gone bad, Andy Griffiths unleashed the bestselling JUST books. The series continues to amuse, annoy, and totally ick out readers with this latest collection of just disgusting stories.Join Andy in his quest to gross out everyone around him with dead fish, mysterious brown blobs, flesh-eating zombies, and brussel sprouts. Each madcap adventure is more disgusting and hilarious than the last. You''ll laugh so hard you''ll lose your lunch!

The 78-Storey Treehouse is the sixth book in Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton''s wacky treehouse adventures, where the laugh-out-loud story is told through a combination of text and fantastic comic book-style illustrations. ''The kind of book I would have loved as a kid'' – Tom Fletcher, author of The Danger Gang Join Andy and Terry in their 78-storey spectacular treehouse – it used to be 65 storeys, but they keep expanding! They''ve added thirteen new levels including a drive-thru car wash, a combining machine, a scribbletorium, an ALL-BALL sports stadium, Andyland, Terrytown, a high-security potato chip storage facility and an open-air movie theatre with a super giant screen . . . which is a very useful thing to have now that Terry’s going to be a big-shot movie star! Well, what are you waiting for? Come on up! Climb more fun-filled levels by collecting all thirteen books in the seven million-copy-selling series – the perfect chapter books for reluctant readers. Winner of the Australian Book Industry Awards Book of the Year for Younger Children!

Andy and Terry''s amazing 65-Storey Treehouse now has a pet-grooming salon, a birthday room where it''s always your birthday (even when it''s not), a room full of exploding eyeballs, a lollipop shop, a quicksand pit, an ant farm, a time machine and Tree-NN: a 24-hour-a-day TV news centre keeping you up to date with all the latest treehouse news, current events and gossip. Well, what are you waiting for? Come on up!

Join Andy and Terry in their ridiculous 91-storey treehouse! Go for a spin in the world''s most powerful whirlpool, take a ride in a submarine sandwich, get marooned on a desert island, hang out in a giant spider web, visit the fortune teller''s tent to get your fortune told by Madame Know-it-all and decide whether or not to push the mysterious big red button. Well, what are you waiting for? Come on up!

Have you ever wondered where ideas come from and how stories are made? Would you like to know the true stories behind some of Andy and Terry''s books and characters? Are you looking for simple, practical and inspiring writing activities? Would you like to discover 45 great ways to have fun with words and pictures? If you answered YES to any of these questions, then this is definitely the right book for you! Designed for teachers, students and young aspiring writers, ONCE UPON A SLIME contains 45 fun writing and storytelling activities, such as lists, instructions, cartoons, personal stories, poems and pocket books. Examples from Andy and Terry''s books are used throughout to demonstrate techniques and to inspire readers to have as much fun playing with ideas, words and pictures as Andy and Terry do when they get together to create their crazy books.

Ever tried to get out of going to school by pretending that you''re dead? Ever managed to convince a friend that they''re invisible? Ever been stuck in a gorilla suit and nearly put in a zoo? Andy has. Andy''s the greatest practical joker in the world, well, almost. He would be, if only his practical jokes didn''t have the annoying habit of backfiring on him. Suggested level: primary, intermediate.

A young boy embarks on an epic journey across the land to reclaim his runaway butt in this hilarious beginning to a bestselling trilogy. Zack Freeman is ready to tell his story . . . the story of a brave young boy and his crazy runaway butt. The story of a crack butt-fighting unit called the B-team, a legendary Butt Hunter’s formidable daughter, and some of the ugliest and meanest butts ever to roam the face of the Earth. A story of endurance that takes Zack on an epic journey across the Great Windy Desert, through the Brown Forest, and over the Sea of Butts before descending into the heart of an explosive buttcano to confront the biggest, ugliest, and meanest butt of them all! Praise for The Day My Butt Went Psycho “Griffith’s fun gross-out adventure novel follows Zack Freeman, who awakens to see his rear end leaping out the window to lead a bum rally . . . Young readers will likely get a kick out of it all (there’s even a glossary included).” —Publishers Weekly

From the New York Times–bestselling author of the Butt Trilogy comes a silly and informative look at prehistoric butt-related life forms. Tyrannosore-arse Rex versus Tricerabutt: Who kicked more butt? Stenchtiles and Farthropods: Which smelled most foul? Exstinktion: How did the buttosaurs get wiped? This book will tell you everything you need to know but were too grossed out to ask about prehistoric butt-related life forms and the complex stenchology of their environment. Never again will you look like a fool when somebody asks, “What buttosaur is that?” A must-have for every kid with a butt!

In the thrilling conclusion to the epic Butt Trilogy, a boy and his butt fight stinky scoundrels determined to wipe away Earth. Zack Freeman (and his butt) have twice saved the world from total reek-dom. But now the young butt-fighter faces his nastiest challenge yet: Hundreds of thousands of Great White Butts attacking the earth with giant brown blobs are about to cause Buttageddon. In order to stop them, Zack will have to hitch a ride in a time-traveling buttmobile, back to the reign of the prehistoric buttosaurs. Can Zack battle the Tyrannnsore-arses, juggle a giant arseteroid, and put the butts-gone-bad back in their place? Or will the entire world be abutterated?

No te pierdas esta divertidísima aventura de Andy y Terry en la casa de árbol. Andy y Terry viven en una casa en el árbol. Su casa solía tener 13 pisos, pero la han ampliado, y ahora tiene 26. En ella hay una pista de autochoques, una rampa para monopatines, una cámara de gravedad cero, una heladería con 78 sabores de helado distintos y el Laberinto Maldito, un laberinto tan grande que nadie que haya entrado en él ha logrado salir jamás... Bueno, por lo menos hasta ahora. Juntos, Andy y Terry cuentan historias y viven aventuras muy disparatadas. Al fin y al cabo, ¡es imposible aburrirse en una casa en el árbol de 26 pisos! ENGLISH DESCRIPTION Andy and Terry live in a 26-story treehouse. (It used to be 13 stories, but they''ve expanded.) It has a bumper car rink, a skate ramp, an antigravity chamber, an ice cream parlor with 78 flavors, and the Maze of Doom―a maze so complicated that nobody who has gone in has ever come out again. Well, not yet, anyway. This time, the two friends have a whole week to finish their next book, and Andy even knows what it should be about―the story of how he and Terry first met. But, life is NEVER boring in the treehouse, and emergency shark operations, giant storms, and wooden pirate heads are just the beginning….

Andy and Terry live in a 52-Story treehouse. (It used to be a 39-story treehouse, but they keep expanding.) It has a chainsaw-juggling level, a make-your-own-pizza parlor, a rocket-powered carrot-launcher, a life-size snakes and ladders game, a remembering booth, a Ninja Snail Training Academy and a high-tech detective agency, with all the latest high-tech detective technology, including the Disguise-o-Matic 5000! Something that is sure to come in handy as they try to solve the mystery of: What happened to Mr. Big Nose? After all, it''s hard to turn in your next book when your publisher has vanished! Join New York Times-bestselling author Andy Griffiths and illustrator Terry Denton on another wild storytelling adventure in a series Publishers Weekly described as "Anarchic absurdity at its best." Welcome to The 52-Story Treehouse...What are you waiting for? Come on up! This title has Common Core connections.

The 65-Storey Treehouse is the fifth book in Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton''s wacky treehouse adventures, where the laugh-out-loud story is told through a combination of text and fantastic comic book-style illustrations. ''The kind of book I would have loved as a kid'' - Tom Fletcher, author of The Danger Gang Andy and Terry''s amazing 65-Storey Treehouse used to be 52 stories, but they keep expanding! Now it has a pet-grooming salon, a birthday room (where it''s always your birthday, even when it''s not), a room full of exploding eyeballs, a lollipop shop, a quicksand pit, an ant farm and a time machine . . . which is going to be really, really useful, since Terry messed up (again) and the treehouse just FAILED its safety inspection. Join Andy and Terry on a whirlwind trip through time as they try to stop the treehouse from being demolished! Well, what are you waiting for? Come on up! Climb more fun-filled levels by collecting all thirteen books in the seven million-copy-selling series - the perfect chapter books for reluctant readers.

Terry and Andy have added another 13 stories to their treehouse filled with fun and adventurous happenings.

The 13-Storey Treehouse is the first bestselling book in Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton''s wacky treehouse adventures, packed full of comic book style illustrations! Perfect for fans of Dog Man and Bunny vs. Monkey, this book will make you laugh-out-loud on every page. ''The kind of book I would have loved as a kid'' - Tom Fletcher, author of Space Band Andy and Terry live in the WORLD''S BEST treehouse! It''s got a giant catapult, a secret underground laboratory, a tank of man-eating sharks and a marshmallow machine that follows you around and shoots marshmallows into your mouth whenever you''re hungry! Just watch out for the sea monkeys, and the monkeys pretending to be sea monkeys, and the giant mutant mermaid sea monster . . . Oh, and, whatever you do, don''t get trapped in a burp-gas-filled bubble . . . ! Well, what are you waiting for? Come on up! Climb more fun-filled levels by collecting all thirteen books in the seven million-copy-selling series – the perfect chapter books for reluctant readers.

The 39-Storey Treehouse is the third book in Andy Griffith''s and Terry Denton''s wacky treehouse adventures, where the laugh-out-loud story is told through a combination of text and fantastic cartoon-style illustrations. ''The kind of book I would have loved as a kid'' - Tom Fletcher, author of The Danger Gang Andy and Terry''s amazing treehouse has thirteen new levels! It used to be 13 storeys, then 26, but they keep expanding! They''ve added a chocolate waterfall you can swim in, a volcano for toasting marshmallows, a bulldozer-battling level, a baby-dinosaur-petting zoo, a not-very-merry merry-go-round, a boxing elephant called the Trunkinator, an X-ray room, a disco with light-up dance floor, the world''s scariest roller coaster and a top-secret thirty-ninth level which hasn''t even been finished yet! And this year Terry has created the greatest invention that he--or anyone else--has ever invented . . . a Once-upon-a-time machine that will write and illustrate their entire book for them! Well, what are you waiting for? Come on up! Climb more fun-filled levels by collecting all thirteen books in the seven million-copy-selling series - the perfect chapter books for reluctant readers.

"Andy and Terry are once again inviting readers to come hang out with them in their astonishing 39-story treehouse (it used to be 13 stories, then 26 stories, but they keep expanding). And this year they will have even more time to jump on the world''s highest trampoline, toast marshmallows in an active volcano, swim in the chocolate waterfall, pet baby dinosaurs, and go head-to-trunk with the Trunkinator, since Terry has created the greatest invention that he--or anyone else--has ever invented ... a Once-upon-a-time machine that will write and illustrate their entire book for them!"--

Ed is a friend of Ted. Ted has a dog named Fred. Fred does not like Ed. When Fred bites Ed''s head, animosity is spread! This laugh-out-loud story from the popular and hilarious collection The Cat on the Mat Is Flat is now adapted as a stand-alone for beginning readers.

Andy and Terry live together in a 26-story treehouse where they tell stories and have crazy adventures.