Best Selling Books by Andy Griffiths

Hey, you - yes, YOU! Remember the time we went to the Land of Lost Things to look for my lucky rabbit''s foot and then we got lost too? That was one of our most exciting, surprising and knuckle-headed adventures ever. What? You don''t remember? Well, have I got a story for you! It all started like this.

Andy''s the greatest practical joker in the world, or he would be if his jokes didn''t keep backfiring. Try pretending to be dead to skip school and how do you convince a friend he is invisible?

In the thrilling conclusion to the epic Butt Trilogy, a boy and his butt fight stinky scoundrels determined to wipe away Earth. Zack Freeman (and his butt) have twice saved the world from total reek-dom. But now the young butt-fighter faces his nastiest challenge yet: Hundreds of thousands of Great White Butts attacking the earth with giant brown blobs are about to cause Buttageddon. In order to stop them, Zack will have to hitch a ride in a time-traveling buttmobile, back to the reign of the prehistoric buttosaurs. Can Zack battle the Tyrannnsore-arses, juggle a giant arseteroid, and put the butts-gone-bad back in their place? Or will the entire world be abutterated?

Together Andy, Terry and Jill (and Silky!) have lots of fun and crazy adventures in the coolest treehouse in the world. Then, Andy and Terry write books about them. And in THIS book, they want YOU to join in. Decode secret messages! Connect the dots! Create your own stories and drawings about spaceships, pizza and zany inventions! All of these fun activities and SO MUCH MORE await. Well, what are you waiting for? Come on up! Fans of the beloved Treehouse Books series will delight in using their imaginations to step inside their own treehouses in this entertaining activity book from New York Times-bestselling author Andy Griffiths.

Henry and his friends set out to find buried treasure hidden somewhere in the school; but the word gets out and everyone wants the treasure.

For beginner rock drummers. Covers all aspects of playing drums in a group. Includes studies on solos, rolls, fills and syncopation. Music theory is gradually introduced to help the player understand the material being presented and enable them to create their own rhythms and beats.

"Warning do not read this book! It contains 13 of the silliest tales Andy and Terry have ever told. Tales so silly they could break your brain. You have been warned. Put it down. Put it down now! By order of the story police"--Publisher''s description.

Andy G and Terry D are being chased by an evil bee. Thank goodness for the tea-lady and her bravery. A rhyming story of mischief and mayhem that will delight everyone, especially beginner readers, accompanied by Terry Denton''s energetically comic illustrations. This story first appeared in The Cat on the Mat is Flat, which featured a collection of short stories. The original black and white illustrations are now in colour, and the story has been redesigned in a larger format. Suitable for ages 3 - 103

No te pierdas esta divertidísima aventura de Andy y Terry en la casa de árbol. Andy y Terry viven en una casa en el árbol. Su casa solía tener 13 pisos, pero la han ampliado, y ahora tiene 26. En ella hay una pista de autochoques, una rampa para monopatines, una cámara de gravedad cero, una heladería con 78 sabores de helado distintos y el Laberinto Maldito, un laberinto tan grande que nadie que haya entrado en él ha logrado salir jamás... Bueno, por lo menos hasta ahora. Juntos, Andy y Terry cuentan historias y viven aventuras muy disparatadas. Al fin y al cabo, ¡es imposible aburrirse en una casa en el árbol de 26 pisos! ENGLISH DESCRIPTION Andy and Terry live in a 26-story treehouse. (It used to be 13 stories, but they''ve expanded.) It has a bumper car rink, a skate ramp, an antigravity chamber, an ice cream parlor with 78 flavors, and the Maze of Doom―a maze so complicated that nobody who has gone in has ever come out again. Well, not yet, anyway. This time, the two friends have a whole week to finish their next book, and Andy even knows what it should be about―the story of how he and Terry first met. But, life is NEVER boring in the treehouse, and emergency shark operations, giant storms, and wooden pirate heads are just the beginning….

Bienvenue dans la cabane la plus cool du monde ! Entre l''extraordinaire machine à bulles de savon, l''igloo à treize étages et la salle du temps perdu, Andy, Terry et Jill s''amusent comme des fous. Et c''est normal, car il se passe toujours des choses dans une cabane à 130 étages ! Cette fois, alors qu''ils doivent écrire leur nouveau livre, ils sont kidnappés par un oeil volant géant venu de l''espace. Tu veux vivre cette nouvelle aventure avec eux ? Ouvre vite ce livre !

Andy en Terry wonen in de waanzinnigste boomhut ter wereld. Ze houden van boeken maken en van moppen vertellen. En nu hebben ze het waanzinnigste moppenboek ter wereld gemaakt! Over katten en kippen, school en skeletten, bomen en beren, ... Moppen tot in het oneindige, perfect voor alle fans van De waanzinnige boomhut!

Bienvenue dans la cabane la plus cool du monde ! Andy a une rage de dents qui l''empêche d''imaginer la moindre blague. Pourtant, il doit écrire un livre ! La seule solution ? Acheter un Rigolostylo 2000TM, un stylo qui écrit tout seul des histoires à mourir de rire. Hélas, Andy et Terry n''ont pas assez d''argent... C''est l''occasion d''utiliser leur nouvelle machine à fabriquer des billets ! Mais catastrophe ! Terry appuie sur la mauvaise manette et voilà que la machine se met à fabriquer des litres et des litres de miel, attirant tous les ours des environs. Tu veux savoir si Andy et Terry vont réussir à échapper à leur attaque ? Ouvre ce livre !

Juntos, Andy y Terry viven aventuras disparatadas. ¿Quién sabe qué anécdotas desternillantes y aventuras alocadas nos esperan? Al fin y a cabo, ¡la vida NUNCA es aburrida en una cada en el árbol de 39 pisos! Andy y Terry viven en una casa en el árbol de 39 pisos. Antes era una casa en el árbol de 26 pisos, pero han añadido unas cuantas cosas. Tiene la cama elástica más alta del mundo, una cascada de chocolate, un zoo de crías de dinosaurio donde SÍ se puede tocar a los animales, un volcán activo, un elefante boxeador, la montaña rusa más espeluznante del mundo ¡y un piso tan nuevo y tan secreto que Terry aún no lo ha terminado!

Quand M. Gros Nez demande à Andy et Terry de s''occuper de ses trois petits-enfants, il ne voit pas de raison que le babysitting se passe mal. Pourtant, Andy et Terry vivent dans une cabane à 91 étages où il y a un labyrinthe de la mort, une fosse à crocos, un trampoline sans filet, des sables mouvants, un bassin aux requins, des arcs et des flèches, des poulets sorciers, une maison hantée, une catapulte géante, un trompinator et une Madame Je-Sais-Tout... De quoi occuper ces trois enfants en mal d''aventure ! D''autant que les deux héros de la cabane ont un livre à écrire... Mais au fait, où sont passés les petits-enfants de M. Gros Nez ? Tu veux les chercher avec Andy et Terry ? Ouvre ce livre !

Is dit een boek voor jou? Dat weet je als je deze SMERIGE TEST doet. Doe jij weleens één of meer van deze dingen: in je neus peuteren, boerend praten of in het zwembad plassen? Draag jij dezelfde onderbroek weleens twee (of meer) dagen achter elkaar? Zou jij heel graag het smerigste woord ter wereld willen weten? Vind jij spruitjes ook zo ongeloofijk vies? Hou jij van verhalen over smerige dingen zoals dode vliegen, enorme slakken en geheimzinnige bruine klodders? Voor elke vraag die je met ''ja'' hebt beantwoord, krijg je een punt. 3-5 Jij bent ongeloofijk smerig. Dit is een boek voor jou. 1-2 Jij bent tamelijk smerig. Dit is een boek voor jou. 0 Je bent een smerige leugenaar. Dit is een boek voor jou. Een boek vol avonturen over de taart des doods, een SUPERslak en lol met wc-papier.

Andy and Terry''s 13-storey treehouse is the most amazing treehouse in the world! It''s got a bowling alley, a see-through swimming pool, a tank full of man-eating sharks, a giant catapult, a secret underground laboratory and a marshmallow machine that follows you around and shoots marshmallows into your mouth whenever you''re hungry. And, now, The 13-Storey Treehouse is in colour! Well, what are you waiting for? Come on up!

Join Andy and Terry in their astonishing 39-storey treehouse! Jump on the world''s highest trampoline, toast marshmallows in an active volcano, swim in the chocolate waterfall, pat baby dinosaurs, go head-to-trunk with the Trunkinator, break out your best moves on the dance floor, fly in a jet-propelled swivel chair, ride a terrifying rollercoaster and meet Professor Stupido, the world''s greatest UN-inventor. Well, what are you waiting for? Come on up!

Readers join twelve-year-old Zack as he tells the story of his runaway heinie as the plot thickens to a global army of feral butts, and more!

Andy and Terry live in a 52-Story treehouse. (It used to be a 39-story treehouse, but they keep expanding.) It has a chainsaw-juggling level, a make-your-own-pizza parlor, a rocket-powered carrot-launcher, a life-size snakes and ladders game, a remembering booth, a Ninja Snail Training Academy and a high-tech detective agency, with all the latest high-tech detective technology, including the Disguise-o-Matic 5000! This is sure to come in handy as they try to solve the mystery of: What happened to Mr. Big Nose? After all, it''s hard to turn in your next book when your publisher has vanished!

Join Andy and Terry in their ridiculous 91-storey treehouse! Go for a spin in the world''s most powerful whirlpool, take a ride in a submarine sandwich, get marooned on a desert island, hang out in a giant spider web, visit the fortune teller''s tent to get your fortune told by Madame Know-it-all and decide whether or not to push the mysterious big red button. Well, what are you waiting for? Come on up!

Andy and Terry add thirteen levels to their 91-story treehouse to live in a 104-story treehouse with all the amenities, such as a never-ending staircase, a burp bank, Mount Everest, and a money-making/honey-making machine. But when Andy gets a toothache that prevents him from writing their new book, Terry comes up with an idea to buy a machine to do the work for them. What could possibly go wrong?

Andy and Terry now live in a 130-story treehouse with a soap bubble blaster, a time-wasting level, a 13-story igloo, the GRABINATOR (it can grab anything from anywhere at any time), a toilet paper factory, and an extraterrestrial observation centre for watching aliens. Andy, Terry and Jill are observed, and then abducted, by a giant flying eyeball from outer space! At first they''re excited about an intergalactic space adventure, but Planet Eyeballia is not a friendly place. How will they escape?

Andy and Terry cooked up this book of 13 of their silliest standalone stories. Tales so silly they could break your brain.

''''''''The hotly anticipated, must-have Treehouse compendium for fans of all ages. The Treehouse series has been a kids'' favourite for 13 years, has sold more than 7 million copies in ANZ and was the national No. 1 bestselling book a record-breaking 8 times.'''''''' Explore the vast, surprising and silly world of the Treehouse with your expert tour guides, Andy and Terry. This guide to the Treehouse is full of trivia, fun facts and behind-the-scenes details about all 169 levels, all the characters Andy and Terry have met, the places they''ve visited, and all the amazing gadgets and machines they''ve invented.

Nine annoying escapades from Andy which include: trying to set a new speed record for swinging on the clothesline; being terrorised by a garden gnome that he has taken on holidays with him; and, crashing naked through the ceiling to land in front of his parents and his dad''s boss. Suggested level: primary, intermediate.

In the deepest, darkest corner of the solar system lies an enemy more terrifying than the people of Earth could imagine. Vicious warriors who will let nothing stand in the way of their crusade for galactic domination. They''re cunning. They''re ruthless. They''re zombie butts from Uranus! Earth has only one hope for salvation. Zack, a twelve-year-old who wants nothing more than to wash his hands of the whole butt-fighting business. But Zack cannot shirk his duty--and he cannot escape his destiny. Joined by an assortment of butt-fighters, and his own brave butt, Zack will do what he must to rid the earth of these stinky space invaders.

Zack Freeman is ready to tell his story of a brave young boy and his crazy runaway butt. The story conveys a crack butt-fighting unit called the B-team, a legendary Butt Hunter''s formidable daughter, and some of the ugliest and meanest butts ever as Zack takes a journey across the Great Windy Desert, through the Brown Forest, and over the Sea of Butts before descending into the heart of an explosive buttcano to face the biggest butt of all.

Zack Freeman is ready to tell his story, the story of a boy and his crazy runaway bum; the story of a crack bum-fighting unit called the B-team, a legendary Bum Hunter and his formidable daughter, and some of the biggest, ugliest and meanest bums ever to roam the face of the Earth. This is a story of courage and endurance that takes Zack on a journey across the Great Windy Desert, through the Brown Forest and over the Sea of Bums before descending into the heart of an explosive bumcano to confront the biggest, ugliest and meanest bum of them all.

Have you ever wondered where ideas come from and how stories are made? Would you like to know the true stories behind some of Andy and Terry''s books and characters? Are you looking for simple, practical and inspiring writing activities? Would you like to discover 45 great ways to have fun with words and pictures? If you answered YES to any of these questions, then this is definitely the right book for you! Designed for teachers, students and young aspiring writers, ONCE UPON A SLIME contains 45 fun writing and storytelling activities, such as lists, instructions, cartoons, personal stories, poems and pocket books. Examples from Andy and Terry''s books are used throughout to demonstrate techniques and to inspire readers to have as much fun playing with ideas, words and pictures as Andy and Terry do when they get together to create their crazy books.

Andy and Terry live in a 143-story treehouse. (It used to be a 130-story treehouse, but they built another 13 stories.) It has a baked bean geyser that erupts on the hour every hour, a wrecking ball, a fish milkshake shack, a word-o-matic (it knows every word in the whole world!), a toffee apple orchard guarded by a kind-hearted scarecrow, and a camping ground. Andy''s been a bit stressed out lately, so Terry decides the perfect way to relax would be to head up to their new camping ground level for a much-needed vacation. But it turns out to be not quite as relaxing as planned. Terry forgets to pack the tent and the food, their attempt at fishing ends in disaster, the spooky campfire stories are a little too spooky and then, to make matters worse, all of Andy''s fellow campers start mysteriously disappearing. Can Andy brave the dark, dark woods and rescue them in time to finish writing their next book?

Ever tried to get out of going to school by pretending that you''re dead? Ever managed to convince a friend that they''re invisible? Ever been stuck in a gorilla suit and nearly put in a zoo? Andy has. Andy''s the greatest practical joker in the world, well, almost. He would be, if only his practical jokes didn''t have the annoying habit of backfiring on him. Suggested level: primary, intermediate.

YES / NODo you ignore health warnings and safety instructions whenever possible?Do you ever play kiss chasey with girls (if you are a boy) or with boys (if you are a girl)?Do you regularly engage in deadly battles with brothers, sisters and/or indestructible cyborg warriors?Do you live on a planet that will one day be incinerated by an expanding start called the Sun?Do you like fast-paced, high-action, high-body-count stories featuring mini-golf, lawn bowls and naked people in the nude? SCORE: One point for each ''yes'' answer3-5 You are definitely DOOMED! You will love this book.1-2 You are fairly DOOMED! You will love this book.0 You are DOOMED, you just don''t realise it.

"Bums! Action! Adventure! Romance! Robots! Time Travel! Prehistoric bums! Giant brown blobs! A huge arseteroid!"--Back cover.

Is this the right book for you? Take the CRAZY TEST and find out: Do you bounce so high on your bed that you hit your head on the ceiling? Do you ever look in the mirror and see a crazy maniac staring back at you? Do you like to read stories about kittens, puppies and ponies getting mashed and pulverised? Do you sometimes get the urge to take your clothes off and cover yourself in mud? Do you often waste your time taking crazy tests like this one? SCORE: One point for each ''yes'' answer. 3-5 Congratulations. You are completely crazy. You will love this book. 1-2 Congratulations. You are not far off completely crazy. You will love this book. 0 Congratulations. You are 100 per cent sane, normal and well adjusted. You must be crazy! You will love this book. Nine highly original, humorous stories complemented by imaginative and hilarious illustrations from one of Australia''s most well-known and acclaimed illustrators, Terry Denton.

Take one Shakespearean tragedy: Macbeth. - Mix them all together to create one of the most hilarious, most dramatic, moving stories of love, Whizz Fizz, witches, murder and madness.